Skitzocow Methed-Up-Samurai - Edgy, weapon sperg, meth-head, terrible gifs

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

How much you wanna bet he thinks the Joker from Batman is cool and a good role model? And any girl who follows him feels the same about Harley Quinn or whatever the hell her name is.

 

[RM 810]

Some videos, with more on the way.

Somehow these soft lil stupid ass youngguns let it slip from their complacent tiny minds that I grew up in the mothafuckin 90’s! Clown ass bitches i was already stomping faces into unrecognizable mounds of flesh, slanging dope, and partying awake for weeks straight on hard drugs before they were an itch in their dads nuts! Now they get to explain to their families and friends that their faces look like fuckin ground beef Cuz they got it twisted from being big headed and forgot that MY GENERATION DONT FUCKIN PLAY GAMES.

Realize that if you ain’t in my circle, every second you decide to interact with a savage like me your insignifiCUNT lil punkass life is in danger, SO ACT ACCORDINGLY. use that pathetic sponge in your skull to THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK BEFORE I SPLATTER IT ALL OVER THE FUCKIN CONCRETE YOU OXYGEN WASTING LIVING BAG OF SHIT

side note: no of course I didn’t shoot the guys, but I did bodyslam their biggest guy’s neck into the curb then popped my trunk and busted a few heads with the butt of this beautiful lil instrument of death…. Why? Cuz someone’s gotta teach the kids of these days what happens when you don’t have manners and treat people with respect being as their parents obviously didn’t lol!

wasgood @theofficialtweakernation @tweakernation @pandemic28 @methed-up I think I just officially made the water bong a musical instrument with this one lol! hope all is well all you naturally dissident warriors out there and that you all got a fat stash of your choice vices

Living Death

sometimes a samurai’s just gotta take some hot rails off the blood groove in my katanas… why? cuz they’re starving for bloodshed damnit! it’s not their fault we exist in such a lackluster and boring era of time where true adventure and combat has been destroyed by a society that relies on guns because they lack skill and fear pain. what’s a warrior supposed to do, just let them starve? hell no! only power in its crystallized form is an honorable substitute for this elite class of weaponry haha

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

Somehow these soft lil stupid ass youngguns let it slip from their complacent tiny minds that I grew up in the mothafuckin 90’s!

...just how old is this crazy motherfucker anyway? I assumed he was like in his mid to late-30's. Jesus, he's not 20-something is he?

How much you wanna bet he thinks the Joker from Batman is cool and a good role model? And any girl who follows him feels the same about Harley Quinn or whatever the hell her name is.

It's not clear if whoever his significant other is is the 'Harley' to his Joker but you're right on the money with that one.

And to absolutely no one's surprise it's the edgiest Joker incarnation (well, until Leto came along, anyway).

 

[Keerakh]

...just how old is this crazy motherfucker anyway? I assumed he was like in his mid to late-30's. Jesus, he's not 20-something is he?



It's not clear if whoever his significant other is is the 'Harley' to his Joker but you're right on the money with that one.

And to absolutely no one's surprise it's the edgiest Joker incarnation (well, until Leto came along, anyway).

that last one you can kinda see his lips and for some reason that brings Jason David Frank to mind.
Also I'm laughing that a white-ass meth head adopts the romanticized movie ideas of what Samurai were.

 

[Checkered Spotlight]

If someone can shop his face onto this, that would be great.

https://kiwifarms.net/media/oie_zvoivahjdngq.1631/full?d=1462376737

Here ya go.

 

[RM 810]

Because this guy isn't a walking example of how meth rots your brain.

Trouble in paradise.

There's a few posts like that, I don't know if it's the same guy each time, but still, he's pretty pissed.

Spoiler

More being edgy

Spoiler

I know he probably means dysphoria as in extreme sadness, but this being on tumblr my first thought was gender dysphoria, the fact that he never seems to wear a shirt means it's not, but still, it was weird to see.

Some more edge, with big pictures this time.

Spoiler

This probably makes sense if you're high.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

This is like whatd happen if Twiztid Clown banged an anime body pillow and allowed the baby to smoke drugs.

 

[Melkor]

I wonder if he's had run-ins with the law?

 

[VLAD]

Tyce what is this

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

I wonder if he's had run-ins with the law?

He claims that it doesn't matter if he gets reported because the cops won't investigate something that could just be an artistic experiment since Tumblr's an 'art blog' site.

...and yet. His blog is clearly off the radar since you can't get to it directly and an askbox is nowhere to be found. And he posted this at one point:

(Note: I figured that since that's an 800 number it was fake; let me know if I need to edit it out of the screencap, though.)

So Methy might be more worried 'bout cops than he lets on.

More caps under the spoiler.

Spoiler: If you're taking life advice from drug addicts on Tumblr, you need to take a good hard look at your life and choices.

Methy got mommy issues. And daddy issues. Just, issues.

The only clown school reject around here is you, Methy.

 

[meatslab]

I love this guy so fucking much. He claimed a while back that he has a master's degree. I forgot exactly what in but I think it was something that actually wasn't useless.

 

[RM 810]

I love this guy so fucking much. He claimed a while back that he has a master's degree. I forgot exactly what in but I think it was something that actually wasn't useless.

Civil Engineering, he also claims to be a stockbroker. He power levels like a motherfucker, so I'm working on a info dump now.

 

[Wood Glue]

"blood groove"

wow what a tard. A fuller's for lightening the blade, not to draw blood towards the hand.

I guess it would be too much to expect this "civil engineer" to know how I-beam works.

 

[Vitriol]

This is amazing.

 

[Dr. Meme]

#PRENK @##LEGAND

 

[Arkangel]

This is so edgy I just cut myself on my laptop keyboard. I wouldn't be surprised if this whole thing was an elaborate act.

 

[Quijibo69]

I just can't wait to hear about him going on a shooting spree.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Okay, I have three theories on who this guy is:
A viral ad for Metal Gear Revengance 2, where he's a boss character.
An extra from Mad Max: Fury Road who's so tweaked out he think's that he's really a Warboy.
Tyce after picking up a meth habit.

 

[Derbydollar]

Death does seem like a good alternative to getting a visit from the methed-up-samurai.

 

[RM 810]

It's hard to know how far through his blog I am, as he has infinite scrolling turned on like an arsehole, but I'm barely getting started from what I can tell, so here's the info so far.

Spoiler: Location

He lives in Arizona, but has apparently been to Japan, Thailand, Canada, and to various American states

Spoiler: Face and Race

He's Filipino, and looks like this, although I haven't been able to find a full face picture