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I'm still going to play this game, since my buddy's buying it, so I don't really give a shit. I've always preferred 2D Metroid, that is real Metroid, anyway.
Sol Valley is how Samus accesses each of the five main key-hiding areas, which does make it the largest completely interconnected open world Metroid has ever had. Sort of. The problem is how much of a rigmarole it is to get back and forth between anywhere. This overworld puts its worst foot forward. After I obtain the bike early into the game, tech hero Mackenzie informs me I can check out the remaining three key signals in any order I like. Score! Except, not really. I bike to one, go through a little opening space. Go up an elevator. Go along a gondola lift. Poking into this frosty area, I hit an ice wall that blocks progression. I go back across the gondola lift. Back down the elevator. Bike to another corner of the map to find I can't access that marked area at all. The tech guy then phones me to ask me to check out the volcano. I bike to that corner of the map and load across a motorbike tunnel. I can't access this facility either, but I do get a fire chip that means I can use fire blasts. Time to break the ice wall, right?
Wrong. Why would Samus be able to install her own hardware? Now I have to bike to the other end of the overworld, go through a shrine-like entrance to the forest area, use a cargo cannon to slowly blast to the other side of the forest, so that Mackenzie can finally allow Samus to shoot fire blasts. Then, of course, back across the cargo cannon load screen, sprint through the shrine entrance, bike across back to then sprint through the entrance to the ice level elevator, actually go up the elevator, then across the gondola, and then finally I can access the next dungeon-like area. This is the most egregious moment in the game, but it's literally my first experience of navigating the overworld, and you have to slog back to base camp to install upgrades a fair few times later.
I'm still going to play this game, since my buddy's buying it, so I don't really give a shit. I've always preferred 2D Metroid, that is real Metroid, anyway.