Metroid general

What's your opinion on Dread so far?

  • It's good

    Votes: 111 60.3%
  • It's bad

    Votes: 7 3.8%
  • It's too linear, I don't like fusion and I don't like this

    Votes: 7 3.8%
  • It's not as linear as I thought it would be

    Votes: 9 4.9%
  • I haven't played it lol

    Votes: 24 13.0%
  • Where's Super Metroid 2?

    Votes: 16 8.7%
  • I don't care, where the fuck is Prime 4?

    Votes: 20 10.9%
  • Why can't Metroid crawl?

    Votes: 49 26.6%

  • Total voters
    184
I don't want to see Samus sexualized because I play Metroid to be a badass and blow up aliens with miniaturized black holes, not jerk off to a generic blonde anime woman. The suit should never come off, including in Smash Bros. ZSSfags can cry all the way to the gallows.
I concur with the chin. Zero Suit Samus is just painfully generic.
Then you folks are playing the wrong game series. That suit has been coming off as early as the NES days, and it's been a hallowed Nintendo tradition ever since:


Samus has been cheesecake since day 1. If you want a non-sexualized hero, go play Halo, or Doom, or something. Saying that Samus shouldn't be a hot space babe is like saying Mario shouldn't jump.
 
The Prime space pirates are some of my favorite villains ever. They're so cartoony and stupid. You'll be walking around and randomly stumble upon some log that just says "shit... we accidentally killed like 6 guys trying to turn them into cubes. Our bad."
The fuckers keep pets and get rations taken away when they fuck up, so simple but greatly humanizing.
 
Samus was sexualized since day 1.
Okay, so? You can go ahead and quote me on where I said she wasn't, faggot.

The Varia Suit is cool. The Zero Suit is coomer- and waifu-bait for Smashfags. It's easy to see which is superior, unless you are a delusional Smashfag or a mindless coomer.

The suit stays on.

The fuckers keep pets and get rations taken away when they fuck up, so simple but greatly humanizing.
Well, it depends on if your wrongdoing is considered treason, which it seems like it often may be. Treason gets you "fired".
 
That's exactly it. Fanservice that you have to earn is one thing, outright coombait is another. There is a difference.
 
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Who the fuck found this shit sexy?
 
That's not really the point, I think. It's how it was done.

There's a difference between hot space babe you generally had to play well to see and generic anime trash, which is what ZS Samus is.
Fair enough, and I think you're right.

Honestly, its inclusion or exclusion means nothing to me either way as I'm a casual fan. I typically don't care for unnecessary sexualization in games but it's part of the series' identity and pisses off the right kind of people, so I hope it only intensifies.

Okay, so? You can go ahead and quote me on where I said she wasn't, faggot.

The Varia Suit is cool. The Zero Suit is coomer- and waifu-bait for Smashfags. It's easy to see which is superior, unless you are a delusional Smashfag or a mindless coomer.

The suit stays on.


Well, it depends on if your wrongdoing is considered treason, which it seems like it often may be. Treason gets you "fired".
Your type and SJWs are why Nintendo should have her star in their first AO rated game sucking off Ridley. Cope and seethe retard.
 
Fair enough, and I think you're right.

Honestly, its inclusion or exclusion means nothing to me either way as I'm a casual fan. I typically don't care for unnecessary sexualization in games but it's part of the series' identity and pisses off the right kind of people, so I hope it only intensifies.
Eh, my issue is that I would rather a game be sold on either its gameplay or overall presentation. I just do not see the need for a catsuit to sell Samus.
 
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Eh, my issue is that I would rather a game be sold on either its gameplay or overall presentation. I just do not see the need for a catsuit to sell Samus.
I agree. I just like it when tough chick characters are still treated as women by the fiction, and not just men but with vaginas. How it's handled to me doesn't matter too much as long as it's done in some way.
 
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I agree. I just like it when tough chick characters are still treated as women by the fiction, and not just men but with vaginas. How it's handled to me doesn't matter too much as long as it's done in some way.
I also agree; I just thought the pre-catsuit version in, say, Fusion did that just fine.
 
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The suit stays on.
Why? Samus ain't Mandalorian; she's been taking off the suit since day 1 of the franchise.

That's exactly it. Fanservice that you have to earn is one thing, outright coombait is another. There is a difference.
The internet says otherwise. Ever since we've had playthroughs of Metroid posted online, any idiot can see the prize of beating the game fast: Samus in her undies.

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Who the fuck found this shit sexy?
People who were desperate and didn't have 3D graphics?

I agree. I just like it when tough chick characters are still treated as women by the fiction, and not just men but with vaginas.
That's the thing that many of these Metroid fans who hate having Samus sexualized forget: Samus IS a woman. A physically attractive one, at that. If they want heroes that never take the suit off, Doomguy and Master Chief are available.

I typically don't care for unnecessary sexualization in games but it's part of the series' identity and pisses off the right kind of people, so I hope it only intensifies.
I agree. I didn't really care for it much either, but Samus has worn more revealing outfits in the past, like in Super Metroid.

Your type and SJWs are why Nintendo should have her star in their first AO rated game sucking off Ridley. Cope and seethe retard.
I'd rather have it be a bondage game with her getting tied down and railed by different soldiers of fortune, from Solid Snake to Jango Fett, so the female players who see themselves in Samus have something to ogle.
 
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Your type and SJWs are why Nintendo should have her star in their first AO rated game sucking off Ridley. Cope and seethe retard.
I'd rather have it be a bondage game with her getting tied down and railed by different soldiers of fortune, from Solid Snake to Jango Fett, so the female players who see themselves in Samus have something to ogle.
Maybe Islam is right and women needs to be covered up...
 
Holy shit

Some people really can't get off to anything but cartoons and pixels, huh?
No shit. Man is a horny creature, especially back in the day.

The only thing that's changed is that we can make smut that's more realistic now.

Maybe Islam is right and women needs to be covered up...
Go for it. Go live in an Islamic country where they take the women that don't cover up and stone them to death.
 
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