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What's your opinion on Dread so far?

  • It's good

    Votes: 157 49.7%
  • It's bad

    Votes: 17 5.4%
  • It's too linear, I don't like fusion and I don't like this

    Votes: 17 5.4%
  • It's not as linear as I thought it would be

    Votes: 14 4.4%
  • I haven't played it lol

    Votes: 56 17.7%
  • Where's Super Metroid 2?

    Votes: 33 10.4%
  • I don't care, where the fuck is Prime 4?

    Votes: 25 7.9%
  • Why can't Metroid crawl?

    Votes: 84 26.6%

  • Total voters
    316
We didn't know how good we had it with these guys.

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You weren't kidding.

"Hey, you know that glass bridge tunnel that you couldn't break before? Well NOW you can!"

Should have known better.
Yeah, I don't like that puzzle. There's another room with a broken tunnel with crabs that's supposed to be your clue that the other tunnel can be broken, but I don't think it works very well.
 
Here's video of the fag in game, marvel humor and generic soyboy self insert. How did Nintendo fuck this up so bad:
This is the part that really made people turn
if this is supposed to be a jab at certain types of metroid fans, they are so offmark.
if it's meant to be some faggot's self insert then it's probably on point? my worst fear is that this NPC seems to be more like alyx in HL2 than claptrap.
 
This has to be a bait and switch thing, right? I can't imagine him following us for the entire game. The only way this could get worse is if this game brings back Samus being an insecure bitch.
 
Oh God, I can feel the soy from here. Also, is that moron donning a suit with a glasses type of visor while wearing actual glasses? Looks incredibly stupid and unsafe. One good hit and the glasses are broken.
 
I've seen people talking for years about how cool it would be for Samus to have others on the planet with her during a mission, the possibilities for multiplayer and everything else. Now that it's happening, people are freaking out. I think it'll still be fun.
Well that shows you didn't play Prime 3, because Prime 3 did that already, as stated above... and it wasn't cringey. And Prime Hunters and Prime 2 also did multiplayer - and it wasn't that good, and most people didn't like... So everything you said has Already been done or tried, and it didn't seem that worth it, at least compared to what most people play Metroid for - the single player adventure.

I don't blame people for not gobbling up the perceived shit on their plate. The age of blind consumerism is over for anyone even remotely questioning. With only a couple weeks until launch, now they unveil the dieverse captain planet NPCs? They choose to show the open world crap and the MetroidCycle mere months before release? Seems to me like goytendo knew it wouldn't go over well, or that these elements were tacked on later into development. There's a reason why nintendo didn't show them in the June 2024 trailer. Which is moreso a condemnation of the gimmicky nature of most things revealed about the game thus far, the motorcylce, the open world, the telekinesis, the quippy NPCs etc.

That and the lack of marketing for the game smacks of nintendo not having confidence in the game and perhaps even trying to cut their loses with the lack of Ads. The game being cross platform is also a way of trying to recoup their development costs.
 
I don't really play modern games, so I've never played a game with a guy like this before. With that in mind, he doesn't seem all that bad.

I've seen people talking for years about how cool it would be for Samus to have others on the planet with her during a mission, the possibilities for multiplayer and everything else. Now that it's happening, people are freaking out. I think it'll still be fun.
People have been bitching about Other M for a decade so no this is not what people want and the only thing people have really wanted to see is more bounty hunters.
 
Yet Sweetwater was actually funny and had two other retards to riff off of to be even funnier. If anything, he's just the annoying faggot intern from nu-Doom.
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What if Jester and Nu-Intern are purposefully obnoxious to make the rest of the game seem awesome in comparison when they get sat in the cuck chair until the credits roll?
 
Oh God, I can feel the soy from here. Also, is that moron donning a suit with a glasses type of visor while wearing actual glasses? Looks incredibly stupid and unsafe. One good hit and the glasses are broken.
Why is he even wearing nerd glasses in a scifi world in the first place? They have amazing suits and weapons etc but no technology to get rid of bad eyesight?

The game isn't even out and the character already makes no sense.
 
kino twist where the redditor teams up with the villain and you get to use your plasma beam to rip his head off
 
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