Metroid general

[Martys_not_smarty]

Kill jester

Well worth it mate, get rid of her she's shite.

 

[Best Ghost Pokemon]

I can't believe they put idubbbz in Metroid Prime

 

[Seafarer]

I look forward to the Oneyplays playthrough

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Here's video of the fag in game, marvel humor and generic soyboy self insert. How did Nintendo fuck this up so bad:

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This is the part that really made people turn:

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y can't metroid cringe

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

I cannot wait for the sly, totally not on the nose orange man bad reference or joke.

There will also, guaranteed and you can quote me on this when it comes out, be at least one bisexual nigger girlboss in armor.

Wholesome heckin reddit 100 chungus to own the chuds.

 

[Green Kitbash]

I cannot wait for the sly, totally not on the nose orange man bad reference or joke.

There will also, guaranteed and you can quote me on this when it comes out, at least one bisexual nigger girlboss in armor.

Wholesome heckin reddit 100 chungus to own the chuds.

Yeah it's almost certain the Mad TV chick will be featured in the next trailer

 

[The Lawgiver]

I cannot wait for the sly, totally not on the nose orange man bad reference or joke.

There will also, guaranteed and you can quote me on this when it comes out, at least one bisexual nigger girlboss in armor.

Wholesome heckin reddit 100 chungus to own the chuds.

I saw the writing on the wall when I found out that the english version is the main version for this game even in japan, meaning treehouse's horrible censorship shit they jammed into the TTYD remake's script claiming it being "more accurate tot he original japanese" (a fucking lie) int he US release is just gonna be in the actual fucking writing probably.

 

[Retarded Weeb]

I saw the writing on the wall when I found out that the english version is the main version for this game even in japan

Well that was true of the older Prime games as well. They were made by Retro and written in English originally, and the Japanese versions didn't bother making a Japanese dub they just had to read subtitles.

Metroid Dread was also English dub with Japanese subtitles in Japan, though I think that may have been written in Japanese first, localized, and then only dubbed in English since the Japanese and English scripts sometimes veered off from each other some in how things were worded, unlike the Japanese scripts to the Primes games which were stiffly literal translations.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Well that was true of the older Prime games as well. They were made by Retro and written in English originally, and the Japanese versions didn't bother making a Japanese dub they just had to read subtitles.

Metroid Dread was also English dub with Japanese subtitles in Japan, though I think that may have been written in Japanese first, localized, and then only dubbed in English since the Japanese and English scripts sometimes veered off from each other some in how things were worded, unlike the Japanese scripts to the Primes games which were stiffly literal translations.

The prime and dread ones were good though! That's the difference! This doesn't have the vibe of any actual metroid writing which is what's fucky. The closest thing to this shit is other M, the thing that they literally walked back on rewriting every game after super's plot with due to everyone fucking hating it!

 

[FatMebius]

I was disinterested as soon as they announced the open world and the bike. But, man. This is hilariously bad. Even games journo outlets are shitting on the character. Seeing all the Nintendies on twitter going out of their way to defend the character is pretty funny though.

 

[Cow-Chan]

There will also, guaranteed and you can quote me on this when it comes out, be at least one bisexual nigger girlboss in armor.

Did you forget what game this is

 

[honse]

God I fucking hate ts so much.....

I can't believe they put idubbbz in Metroid Prime

Who's Anisa in this case

 

[The Lawgiver]

Did you forget what game this is

Female bounty hunter dealing with weird little aliens (or big ones) is not the same thing as "generic colgate sidecut fat black woman with neopronouns"

Also one of Metroid's strengths people loved about it was how it managed to do plot and storytelling with minor amounts of dialogue.

 

[StacticShock]

The obvious writer self insert for their favorite fictional dominant female character.

all of this shit started once the theaterkid bullying stopped.

 

[Cow-Chan]

Female bounty hunter dealing with weird little aliens (or big ones) is not the same thing as "generic colgate sidecut fat black woman with neopronouns"

Also one of Metroid's strengths people loved about it was how it managed to do plot and storytelling with minor amounts of dialogue.

It's Japanese, don't piss your pants about something that isn't going to happen. Metroid has always been the "Big beefy musclegirl dommy mommy in power armor" game.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Metroid has always been the "Big beefy musclegirl dommy mommy in power armor" game.

No, it's been "fun kinda spooky and tense adventure in space with exploration" sort of game. The main character's in power armor for most of the game it's not meant to be coomer shit people like ana valens would jerk it to.

 

[StacticShock]

It's Japanese, don't piss your pants about something that isn't going to happen. Metroid has always been the "Big beefy musclegirl dommy mommy in power armor" game.

tell me you pretend to having played metroid without needing to admit it.
metroid is kinda similar to megaman, where you kill shit on varying places, the main character isn't really supposed to matter, unless you are keji inafune that is, fucking con man.

 

[Cow-Chan]

tell me you pretend to having played metroid without needing to admit it.
metroid is kinda similar to megaman, where you kill shit on varying places, the main character isn't really supposed to matter, unless you are keji inafune that is, fucking con man.

I grew up playing Metroid, that's why I know what it is. Apparently people forgot Samus was a big buff woman.

 

[The Lawgiver]

the main character isn't really supposed to matter,

No the main character very much matters in both Metroid and Megaman. I don't like this thing people do where they act like the character doesn't matter just because they're mostly silent or the gameplay is the main focus. You don't see people claiming that shit about Mario or Donkey Kong, it's always the fun scifi or fantasy ones people make those retarded claims about.

Apparently people forgot Samus was a big buff woman.

Apparently you forgot there's more to metroid than just "big buff woman MC who you want to goon to"
EDIT: Also she isn't even that "big" either she's literally just a normal somewhat taller fit person appearance wise.

Yes I am using this as an excuse to post the cool super metroid diagram of how samus' power armor works.

 

[A-Logato]

I'd say this new character is a fairly accurate representation of the people who are big into Metroid, namely Samus.