TrainWreckWatcher
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I like to think given it was an untested mobile game slop studio it was something like thisPerhaps, perhaps not, whatever it was, they thought this was better.
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I like to think given it was an untested mobile game slop studio it was something like thisPerhaps, perhaps not, whatever it was, they thought this was better.
It's like a cancer, once it spreads the host dies, doesn't matter where it's transplanted.
Is this REALLY what people have been waiting 18 years for? Samus on a bike in some knockoff Halo ripoff?Quoting you, since it looks like they failed the music test in a really creative way.
Music in the desert overworld is paywalled behind a $30 amiibo. Otherwise it's just silence broken up by the occasional transmission from the fag squad.
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You mean the game people waited 18 years for looks WORSE than a Gamecube title? Seems to be a pattern with Nintendo games as of late, Pokemon had awful looking games for two generations in a row.Technically it's fine. FPS is locked 60, I don't mind the resolution. On one hand it looks kinda pretty, but MP1 and 2 looked better. I especially detest how the water looks. And there's just something "off" with the brightness levels of some of the materials. Also not a fan of the purple/violet colors
How do you make a worse Metroid game than MP3? The only thing that one had going for it was combat, it was inferior in every other aspect to MP1-2, and yet this is somehow even worse?It's sooooo fucking linear. Even MP3 which was lauded as being linear had verticality. In this one I don't think I needed to jump yet. Yet I remember Bryoo was really fucking vertical. Just go forward and forward and forward.
Not in a *technical* sense but in a design sense. See this?looks WORSE than a Gamecube title
The only Halo i ever played was Halo CE on PC. When it comes to movement or combat it's like I'd expect at least up to now. It's just that even MP3 for all the shit it got had 10/10 level design *in some places*. Bryyo and SkyTown being the main ones. MP2 had great ones, i can redraw the Aether/Dark Aether beginning maps from memory because they were so memorable.this is a good point, does this even play like Metroid Prime? Or like Halo light?
I still think big guy on the far left looks cool. Seeing him break the ice in that preview was neato.
How do these people keep getting hired. They always fill the games with this cringe dialogue and everyone complains.The marvel quips are unquestionably the fault of these people, look through their websites and weep.
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Say you're a Western dev and you need writers.How do these people keep getting hired. They always fill the games with this cringe dialogue and everyone complains.
How do these people keep getting hired. They always fill the games with this cringe dialogue and everyone complains.
metroids always been this weird thing for nintendo, it sells like shit in Japan despite them trying to make the games appeal more over there so they really do not know what the fuck to do with itPeople have this image in their head that the Japanese actually give a shit about the quality of the product and will not let filthy Westoid hands ruin it, but the truth is most of their executives are just as stupid as Western ones and do not care.
If it wasn't for samus I would have thought that the clip you posted was from the Crackdown 3 shitheap that Microsoft shat out a while agoQuoting you, since it looks like they failed the music test in a really creative way.
Music in the desert overworld is paywalled behind a $30 amiibo. Otherwise it's just silence broken up by the occasional transmission from the fag squad.
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You will find them everywhere, they are like parasites.these people
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Goytendo moment.
Maybe they should just look at western metroidvanias and reflect on what people find appealing in their own games.metroids always been this weird thing for nintendo, it sells like shit in Japan despite them trying to make the games appeal more over there so they really do not know what the fuck to do with it
I just got to the volt factory thingie, and ever since I got on the planet there was no sight of Sylux, the space pirates, and the only things attacking me are wildlife and the robots of those that want me to do... Whatever? Why? IDK because the writers are hacks. Even Doom 2016 story was more compelling at this point.so do they actually establish wtf sylux's deal is in this game in anything or is he still supposed to be "le cool bc hes mysterious and hates samus/the federation and sheeeit?"
Shill Up is a retard, so you should probably not think about anything he says and watch someone else.Listening at this rn, I don't know what to think about prime 4 atm.