Michael Anthony Janke / Mike Janke - Father of Isabella, Former Navy SEAL Team Four and Six Member - Ridiculously wealthy; has founded or been a part of seven different data privacy-focused start-ups

[cluelessly]

I'm on side "probably fucking his daughter or some shit" considering he seems to cover for her. Parents who are blameless in producing little sociopath hellspawn usually have no problem turning them in. It's the ones who fucked them up and have some weird cult-like shit going on in the household who try to cover things up.

Just my opinion though. Maybe he's a good guy with a retarded sense of loyalty who places blood above everything else, but that's a rarity in these sorts of situations. Usually the parents are just as fucked and don't want the world to know it. A stable person and parent will turn their kid in with the hope they'll get some psychiatric help out of it.

People were saying they can't wait for the Chris Chan JCS episode but I have a feeling it's gonna be nothing compared to the Janke Incest Glowie Cult episode,

 

[Fools Idol]

A SEAL breaking the law to protect a low IQ psycho retard criminal is nothing new. At lest there wasn't any coke or dead US soldiers this time.

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

98% sure he did his daughter. Psychos are rarely born.

Yeah, her heavy incest fetish and her other proclivities wouldn't just spring out of thin air in the majority of cases.
And also, her getting enjoyment out of pushing Chris to engage in incest speaks highly to this, since it could be her doing to others what was done to her. This is extremely common in abuse victims as everyone knows.

 

[Bigmanontheblock]

One of his books is called Take Control and he can't even control his daughter enough to stop her from boiling hamsters.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Should have raised his daughter instead of publishing shitty books.

 

[Bloodypinky]

We started with an autistic man who draws comics, and now we're doxing government agents. Fedsmoker would be proud.

 

[mdrop22]

Some simp (possibly Bella or an IRL friend) posted this to lolcow during the down time. Funny how you guys brought up her being raped by her dad, cause so does this poster. They insinuate we should take it easy on her cause of ~tRaUmA~

 

[p4ddys]

So this guy is perfectly fine with his daughter being an evil psychopathic monster, or....? Like, why hasn't he done anything?

He has. He shoved his glownigger pipe so far up her little asshole he scratched her jew eyballs. Thats why shes so psychopathic.

 

[Dogechu_Prime]

Can't wait for the Glowstick to break. Remember Mike, we can see you in the dark. We can smell the fungus, and it's not gonna end

 

[Pringles Can]

Some simp (possibly Bella or an IRL friend) posted this to lolcow during the down time. Funny how you guys brought up her being raped by her dad, cause so does this poster. They insinuate we should take it easy on her cause of ~tRaUmA~
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glowniggers, and their daughters do not deserve mercy. we run them over as lord terry told us to do.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

So he has to protect his daughter. any of that shit gets out beyond here and discord and he could be done for.

It's a bit too late for that now. As of yesterday when I checked, If you type in "Isabella" into google, duck duck go, bing, and the twitter and youtube search bars, the SEO has Isabella Janke as the top result. That's how out of the bag this cat is.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

@DawnDusk I was wondering how Mike Janke managed to make enough money to get involved in cybersecurity VC (he'd need probably $10 mil plus), so I did a bit of digging. Turns out the first company he started was:


The SOC government services page speaks for itself:

So they basically send ex-military guys overseas to do private security, training, and other stuff like that, charging the government a big multiple over whatever the guys were getting paid while they were in.

It looks like they branched out more into general federal cleared contracting, but my guess is it started with solely providing guys for jobs in Iraq and Afghanistan given how the company was created in 2003. That was incredibly lucrative, with even unskilled grunts making six figures just for putting up with the shithole conditions and hazards. And the contracting companies would take a 25-50% cut off the top. So that explains how he had the cash to get into tech investing. He likely made a ton of money off that sale, depending of course on when he sold, how much investment he needed to get it off the ground, etc. Interesting how he kind of minimizes that now though in favor of the tech stuff.

Janke has also been involved in some interesting events that caused drama in the security community. First there was Silent Circle pulling their warrant canary shortly after all the Snowden leaks happened, and then Janke was involved in a weird story about Supermicro getting supply chain attacked that took ages to be substantiated (and I'm still not sure if it was ever proven outside of "the FBI said...").

Honestly this guy seems too high-profile and smart to do DDOSing or any nonsense like that. If he were to get involved, it would probably involve throwing piles of money at lawyers to bury Null in lawsuits, not skiddie shit. If he's smart, he'll just wait for this to blow over and then move Bella out of the country for a few years, somewhere with private security and no internet connection.

I was gonna say, I don't think it is Mike who was DDOSing. Too much to lose. However, it probably is just ILJ using daddy money and osmosis information to launch the attack.

 

[Pringles Can]

It's a bit too late for that now. As of yesterday when I checked, If you type in "Isabella" into google, duck duck go, bing, and the twitter and youtube search bars, the SEO has Isabella Janke as the top result. That's how out of the bag this cat is.

Wonder how glowdad is gonna cover up for his little princess. they always have the best excuses ranging from autism to depression.

 

[Harp of Erin]

Some simp (possibly Bella or an IRL friend) posted this to lolcow during the down time. Funny how you guys brought up her being raped by her dad, cause so does this poster. They insinuate we should take it easy on her cause of ~tRaUmA~
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Could just be a femcel who doesn't believe a woman could do something that bad or they must just be traumatized if they did given that it's lolcow.farm

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

His personal website is on Wordpress, kek. Would be a shame if it ended up being a mirror for all the info from this subforum.

 

[Polyboros2]

Why I agree with Null, it's impossible to determine who actually perpetuated the Dados(Edit: auto correct changed DDoS to Dad-dos... ), in my heart I will believe it was Michael Janke, unless he can post a picture of himself in a dark room where we can see him.

 

[Chamulum]

I wish I had a rich glowie dad. Then I could get away with almost everything!

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Sorry lads, had to be done.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I was gonna say, I don't think it is Mike who was DDOSing. Too much to lose. However, it probably is just ILJ using daddy money and osmosis information to launch the attack.

Different sort of attack than you can get on a paysite or darkweb. Sounded more like a NTP amplification attack the way Null described it.

 

[T0oCoolFool]

Good parents, on paper, don't always produce good kids. Same the other way round too.

Completely agree. However, you'd think someone with Michael Janke's background, he would be strict with her and ensure she was brought up right, or at the very least keep her on a tight leash and ensure that she gives off the impression that she isn't such a deplorable person.

Instead, we have a daughter that is a blatant failure on every front, and despite Michael Janke's cyber security background, his daughter was easy to find, as was all of her disgusting behavior and (lack of) hygiene habits. How the hell does his daughter's lifestyle escape him?

Spoiler: Random thoughts

Was she essentially neglected by her parents and raised on the internet? She certainly acts like a terminally online coomer.

Did she resent her parents upbringing and decided to rebel the exact opposite of them, in every sense?

Is her dad fucked up and the reason she has all these disgusting fetishes and clear personality problems?

Did her parents try their best, but unfortunately, they lost the lottery when it came to their daughter? Maybe she's always been a hell spawn despite their best efforts, and they're used to just paying people off when she does something too bad to ignore.