Michael Anthony Janke / Mike Janke - Father of Isabella, Former Navy SEAL Team Four and Six Member - Ridiculously wealthy; has founded or been a part of seven different data privacy-focused start-ups

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Kind of strange that Mister Janke the Glow-In-The-Dark would refer to it as SEAL Team Six and not "DevGru". They've been USNAVSPECWAR DevGru since 1987 or so, and it's a pretty hot button topic with SEALs (especially ones who have served in DevGru) to call it SEAL Team Six. They changed the name after Richard Marcinko ended his term as commander of Team Six to start up Red Cell, because the Navy and USSOCOM desperately wanted to distance themselves as much as possible from Marcinko due to all the shady bullshit he got up to with Red Cell. Not only that, but USNAVSPECWAR wanted to underline how much more elite DevGru are to "normal" SEALs and they wanted to make it clear that they're NOT just another SEAL Team. Being a DevGru member is a point of pride for those guys because they're on a whole other level from the other SEALs, so because of that and because of the association with SEAL Team Six and Richard Marcinko, they get kinda salty when you say SEAL Team Six instead of DevGru. It's usually a great way to sniff out the poseaurs and bullshit artists who don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
I wouldn't read much into the naming to be honest. I imagine it's a PR move, because most normies wouldn't know what DevGru. But many more people do know what you mean by SEAL team six (the black ops one). Still, I get that they are in missions that are classified and all, but what's the big fucking deal with being all secretive and shit, if when you raid Bin Laden, a year later you'll have 2 movies and countless books written about every aspect of the operation.
I would be thinking "Get your paw of my shoulder; it's probably cross contaminated with your daughter's fungi nails"
 
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I didn't mean that sexual abuse impacts people differently across class, rather that sexual abuse is more concentrated among people from more disadvantaged backgrounds. Child abuse is more common with fathers who are barely functioning alcoholics/ drug abusers who are unemployed and stay at home all the time. When you consider how much more accomplished and busy her dad is, which would have kept him travelling a lot, is it's much more unlikely he would have abused his daughter, in fact it's more likely he was having affairs with other women instead given his travelling.
Custodianship and divorce battles can be a massive thing that drag on for years among rich families, both sides can hire expensive lawyers that stonewall the other side and constantly delay and hope to wear them down in the interest of a better settlement. The custody rights of a child, especially an only child, can just be a pawn used to bargain for a better settlement. These things can get ugly and I can imagine a child getting fucked up over it, especially when her father and step-mother are glowies who evidently travel a lot and are public figures, while her bio-mother lives in another state and travels through her job a lot as well, it would probably leave her feeling neglected and unsettled.

Yeah I agree that was worded poorly, my memory of the post was that she didn't have joint custody or maybe had no custody rights, which is unusual for a mother. It might have just been speculation anyway since nobody picked up on it. But if it is the case it's an unusual situation since mothers almost always get the main custodial rights, maybe her being a pilot would explain it.

She was lying out of her arse about her dad, claiming he literally wears a tin foil hat and is living innawoods in Mexico or something, seems like bullshit.
I think saying conclusively that she was or wasn't sexually abused just isn't a claim that we can make.

But realistically I don't think childhood sexual abuse is concentrated to one class. Considering all we know about people like Epstein and his ilk, wealth and power doesn't change fucked up sexual desires.

The more likely explanation for any concentration of abuse with certain groups is that the deadbeats, alcoholics, or generally impoverished families are way more likely to get caught. Same reason why you get more arrests on the street for selling crack when everyone knows that coke is like caffeine for rich people.
 
Kind of strange that Mister Janke the Glow-In-The-Dark would refer to it as SEAL Team Six and not "DevGru". They've been USNAVSPECWAR DevGru since 1987 or so, and it's a pretty hot button topic with SEALs (especially ones who have served in DevGru) to call it SEAL Team Six.
DevGru sounds silly as fuck, if you ask me. Sounds more like a game engine or a freeware webcrawler program.
 
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That game was awesome sticking the knife into the Koreans as he screamed explitives and tormented them.
DevGru sounds silly as fuck, if you ask me. Sounds more like a game engine or a freeware webcrawler program.
It's a rebrand from Carter era rapid deployment teams and SOF banding together in a contest of machismo and testosterone, but the real operators do not wear it on their sleeve. There's a reason why Jesse Ventura told Chris Kyle's widow to stick a cock in her mouth and a lawsuit was filed.

Don't wanna go into much detail but SOF doctrines now amount to merely "Mowing the grass." That's a direct quote which sums it up rather nicely, in parallel with being ZOGbots.
 
DevGru sounds silly as fuck, if you ask me. Sounds more like a game engine or a freeware webcrawler program.
The Navy is full of not-quite-acronyms like that. Curiously, Glowdaddy doesn't list his actual rate/rank/qualifiaction anywhere, so calling it Seal Team Six would be the only way to get the "SEAL" name out there.

Besides, everybody nowadays calls it Dam Neck, after their home base in Virginia.
 
Something about this part of his face is setting off weird little noises in my money-brain.
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I'd really like to think he raised a daughter with severe psychotic issues that never had a good chance to manifest themselves because he limited her internet access, and was too busy with his career to look too hard into her antics while home.

Honestly as much as people villainize him and I know it's to meme on him if he reads the thread, or maybe lots of you believe it, but you're not always dealt a fair hand in life, and hindsight is 20/20. He genuinely could have just learned about his daughters lunacy the same time, if not later than we did.

Maybe it's cause I like to see the best in people, but it would really suck to join the military, come home after a full career to work in cyber, then your only child goes off to college and immediately DESTROYS your family reputation through her absolute disregard of opsec and her horrifying behavior.

Not to say he didn't DDOS the farms, honestly it would almost make more sense if he was unaware of all this to panic and do something stupid like that while he tries to salvage his reputation.
 
I'd really like to think he raised a daughter with severe psychotic issues that never had a good chance to manifest themselves because he limited her internet access, and was too busy with his career to look too hard into her antics while home.

Honestly as much as people villainize him and I know it's to meme on him if he reads the thread, or maybe lots of you believe it, but you're not always dealt a fair hand in life, and hindsight is 20/20. He genuinely could have just learned about his daughters lunacy the same time, if not later than we did.

Maybe it's cause I like to see the best in people, but it would really suck to join the military, come home after a full career to work in cyber, then your only child goes off to college and immediately DESTROYS your family reputation through her absolute disregard of opsec and her horrifying behavior.

Not to say he didn't DDOS the farms, honestly it would almost make more sense if he was unaware of all this to panic and do something stupid like that while he tries to salvage his reputation.
I was recently thinking the same. He’s clearly a careerpilled Dad who probably warcrimed it up for a couple years, but at least he accomplished something. Now this thread is the top result for Michael Anthony Janke and on the first page for Mike Janke all because his psycho daughter couldn’t keep it together long enough to not boil hamsters and grow mushroom toes and poke at an autistic on the internet.
 
I was recently thinking the same. He’s clearly a careerpilled Dad who probably warcrimed it up for a couple years, but at least he accomplished something. Now this thread is the top result for Michael Anthony Janke and on the first page for Mike Janke all because his psycho daughter couldn’t keep it together long enough to not boil hamsters and grow mushroom toes and poke at an autistic on the internet.
"Honey a lot of people at work are talking about you, you haven't been doing anything I wouldn.......I'm sorry HOW MANY HAMSTERS?!"
 
Something about this part of his face is setting off weird little noises in my money-brain.
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You're seeing a part of his face that should be splattered with the jizz of Satan himself. The fact that it isn't is what is probably disturbing you.
 
I'd really like to think he raised a daughter with severe psychotic issues that never had a good chance to manifest themselves because he limited her internet access, and was too busy with his career to look too hard into her antics while home.

Honestly as much as people villainize him and I know it's to meme on him if he reads the thread, or maybe lots of you believe it, but you're not always dealt a fair hand in life, and hindsight is 20/20. He genuinely could have just learned about his daughters lunacy the same time, if not later than we did.

Maybe it's cause I like to see the best in people, but it would really suck to join the military, come home after a full career to work in cyber, then your only child goes off to college and immediately DESTROYS your family reputation through her absolute disregard of opsec and her horrifying behavior.

Not to say he didn't DDOS the farms, honestly it would almost make more sense if he was unaware of all this to panic and do something stupid like that while he tries to salvage his reputation.
Nah, it was probably all the fake stories about him assasinating drug dealers in Bolivia and Yemen and Kosovo that made her experiment with hamsters to see what it feels like to kill. Hell, for all we know Mike could be like Gallagher and have a collection of killed-porn in a neat encrypted file he asked to be created.

Now that I think about it, Gallagher had a wsp group called "the Sewing circle" as a dark joke where they posted all their fucked up shit. Very similar to having a group called "Chess club" where you also post fucked up shit. Maybe Bella is too influenced by SEALs.
 
Family court at that, and a custody hearing. "Consent Emergency Motion for Order Allowing Minor Childs Immediate Enrollment in School" and "Emergency Consent ordered, plaintiff is granted temporary custody"
Nevada custody order, I guess they got divorced in Nevada. Athena probably had custody at first and lost it due to her job resulting in her never actually being there.
 
I wouldn't read much into the naming to be honest. I imagine it's a PR move, because most normies wouldn't know what DevGru. But many more people do know what you mean by SEAL team six (the black ops one). Still, I get that they are in missions that are classified and all, but what's the big fucking deal with being all secretive and shit, if when you raid Bin Laden, a year later you'll have 2 movies and countless books written about every aspect of the operation.
This is exactly why Seals should be sidelined. They can’t shut up.
 
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