Michael J Hirtes - A tribute to one of Christine's biggest fans

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The Captain said:
Null has a lot to do with that.. between Marvin, Null and I Chris has gotten significantly better at detecting and rejecting said advances.

He did lose his cool last night when he called me - he was a complete wreck because his van wouldn't start. I wish that instead of calling me first he would've called his insurance company, but at least we got to that point.

It was a learning experience for him, honestly. At 35 years old you can count the number of times he's ventured more than two hours away from Ruckersville on two hands. I can guarantee that the next time he goes somewhere and experiences a breakdown that he'll know exactly who to call, etc.
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Have you ever suggested Chris get a restraining order against Hirtes?
 
Why has he not been locked up yet?

He was never funny. People that reply to his harassment of Chris are just adding to the problem.
 
I had a hope once, that he would login and announce he has finally retired and would do normal old-man things like woodworking or going fishing. I still like to believe :optimistic:
 
Hirtes is fucking 50?? Holy shit i thought he was in his 20s! Hes too old to be acting like this
 
I think it would be nice if we all donated $5-$10 each to Chris and do it in the name of Hirtes. I'm pretty sure he'd have a stroke at the idea of Chris getting a fat stack of cash on his behalf. :drink:
 
The Great Chandler said:
Question, why are A-logs almost always furfags?
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Best guess? Furries were, or are depending on who you ask, pretty much the bottom rung of the ladder in terms of social pecking order. Nobody really wants to be near them due to their fetish and degeneracy. So finding somebody that's perceived to be even lower down the line than them is kind of like striking gold. Finally they've found somebody that everybody else hates and they can join the group in mocking them.
 
TrunksFromDragonballGT said:
I wish we could find a picture of the guy.
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I always pictured him like this for some reason

Hirtes.png
 
every time i think im at the bottom, i look at hirtes and feel on top again
 
The Great Chandler said:
Question, why are A-logs almost always furfags?
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They're following in the footsteps of the original.

c-no said:
While A-Log was the first A-Log, Hirtes manages to beat that with all these lower effort attempts through Twitter. IIRC, A-Log put more effort in by actually watching some of Chris, even if one of them was simply just watching the JULAY video.
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A-Log also actually moved on, is no longer an A-Log himself, and is working on his dream of becoming a VA.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm5415330/
 
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To coin an old truism from Null and Jang
The Captain said:
Null has a lot to do with that.. between Marvin, Null and I Chris has gotten significantly better at detecting and rejecting said advances.

He did lose his cool last night when he called me - he was a complete wreck because his van wouldn't start. I wish that instead of calling me first he would've called his insurance company, but at least we got to that point.

It was a learning experience for him, honestly. At 35 years old you can count the number of times he's ventured more than two hours away from Ruckersville on two hands. I can guarantee that the next time he goes somewhere and experiences a breakdown that he'll know exactly who to call, etc.
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It's all part of learning.
 
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