Michael J Hirtes - A tribute to one of Christine's biggest fans

[Super Collie]

So nice it was rated Achievement twice.

Well that was hilariously depressing. I loved it.

P.S. It's also cool that you got @Super Collie for a cameo at the beginning.

Actually that avatar I was using for a while was drawn by Hirtes. I started using it because it looked so similar to the one I was known for using (the one I have now, just without the Taz Mocracek quote).

 

[Kosher Dill]

Does he live in Council Bluffs, IA?

He doesn't technically "live" anywhere.

 

[Xanax]

To think thirty years ago he was pulling this same shit in the furry fandom.

I can't wrap my head round the idea that Hirtes has been on the exact same bullshit for longer than I've been alive.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I can't wrap my head round the idea that Hirtes has been on the exact same bullshit for longer than I've been alive.

I'm still surprised he's still alive and no one came after him in IRL.

 

[c-no]

Question, why are A-logs almost always furfags?

Simple: they're more or less a person of cringe that would be laughed at. The only way they could try to deflect that is to use Chris as a shield.

So nice it was rated Achievement twice.



Actually that avatar I was using for a while was drawn by Hirtes. I started using it because it looked so similar to the one I was known for using (the one I have now, just without the Taz Mocracek quote).

The fact Hirtes has or had some art skill, he could of tried to make some money doing commissions had he not been banned from the only art hole furries congregate to that isn't dead. Then he could gloat on having the possibility making more money than Chris.

I'm still surprised he's still alive and no one came after him in IRL.

Whose to say we aren't sending autistic death-squads and sperg hitmen after him?

 

[Cowlick]

@TrippinKahlua , how does your "head cannon" pronounce anything in the short stretches of time it gets between breaks from trying to see if you can make it spray into your own mouth?!

 

[ilovesmegma]

What's hirtes phone number

 

[Rupin]

@TrippinKahlua , how does your "head cannon" pronounce anything in the short stretches of time it gets between breaks from trying to see if you can make it spray into your own mouth?!

Hi Hirtes! I'm glad to see you came out of your sperg coma after your sorry attempts to fuck up Chris's Bronycon experience totally failed!

 

[Done]

Hi Hirtes! I'm glad to see you came out of your sperg coma after your sorry attempts to fuck up Chris's Bronycon experience totally failed!

Different cow.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/timothy-tj-church-cowlick.4234

 

[randomgirloninternet]

sup there, cowlick?

 

[CharlieBrowns]

Hirtes is what would happen if Chris tried to troll himself.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

Hi Hirtes! I'm glad to see you came out of your sperg coma after your sorry attempts to fuck up Chris's Bronycon experience totally failed!

Not that Chris needed any help...

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Hirtes is what would happen if Chris tried to troll himself.

Hirtes is pretty much the Bizarro Chris.

Chris skates through life, people want to see him, give him money and Chris ends up having fun.

Hirtes? Not so much.

Chad ChrisChan vs Virgin Hirtes.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Hi Hirtes! I'm glad to see you came out of your sperg coma after your sorry attempts to fuck up Chris's Bronycon experience totally failed!

I'll clarify. I know @Cowlick isn't actually Hirtes.

I just pretend because I really want to know Hirtes's appearance, and imagining that its none other than TJ Church's stupid face under that Fox mascot mask just gives me comfort. It would make sense.

 

[AnOminous]

Chad ChrisChan vs Virgin Hirtes.

Hirtes is the Salieri to Chris-Chan's lolcow Mozart.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

So after almost a lifetime as an all round asshat and turd, no photo of Hirtes exists? The Sasquatsch of spergs?

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

There we go.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I am closing the bar tonight but hopefully I will make it to karaoke. I want to sing this song in dedication to Hirtes

 

[The Un-Clit]

Best guess? Furries were, or are depending on who you ask, pretty much the bottom rung of the ladder in terms of social pecking order. Nobody really wants to be near them due to their fetish and degeneracy. So finding somebody that's perceived to be even lower down the line than them is kind of like striking gold. Finally they've found somebody that everybody else hates and they can join the group in mocking them.

Furries the bottom rung you say? I got 2 words for you. Diaper Furs.

Even Furries will kick the fuck out of one of these degenerates on sight. Also they even deny that diaperfurs are a subclass of furry, but that they are a subclass of adult babies.

If even the FURRIES disavow you, you know you're not just on the bottom of the ground, you're trying to tunnel into it.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Furries the bottom rung you say? I got 2 words for you. Diaper Fur.
Even Furries will kick the fuck out of on sight of one of these degenerates. Also they deny that diaperfurs are a subclass of furry, but a subclass of adult babies. If even the FURRIES disavow them, you know you're not just on the bottom of the ground, you're trying to tunnel into it.

Diaperfurs are fucking degenerates. Hirtes is below them.