Michael J Hirtes - A tribute to one of Christine's biggest fans

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Sock account autists always prove to be the most exceptional
 
Does he just have seven twitter accounts, or does he have more?
If I had to throw out an educated guess, he has easily gone through a minimum of 100-150 accounts since he was doxed on here.

@Spelling Bee, please add these two links to the OP, thanks.

Read those two threads in sequence for maximum hilarity:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/this-is-why-we-dont-encourage-people-to-harass-chris.32290/
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/michael-j-mike-hirtes-mhirtes-slep-totem-sanic.32312/

That's a lot of effort to harass anyone, really. He really needs to get a fucking life.
What he needs to do is die so his landlord can finally delouse the concrete cube and make it habitable for the next crack addict that will inevitably be an improvement on Hirtes' tenancy.
 
What he needs to do is die so his landlord can finally delouse the concrete cube and make it habitable for the next crack addict that will inevitably be an improvement on Hirtes' tenancy.
Yeah, pretty much. I can't really argue with that even if I'd like to see him actually contribute to society. We all know he isn't going to get a life, so the best thing that can happen is for him to lose that thing of his that vaguely resembles a life so he can at least stop being a waste of space and resources.
 
If I had to throw out an educated guess, he has easily gone through a minimum of 100-150 accounts since he was doxed on here.

@Spelling Bee, please add these two links to the OP, thanks.

Read those two threads in sequence for maximum hilarity:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/this-is-why-we-dont-encourage-people-to-harass-chris.32290/
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/michael-j-mike-hirtes-mhirtes-slep-totem-sanic.32312/

What he needs to do is die so his landlord can finally delouse the concrete cube and make it habitable for the next crack addict that will inevitably be an improvement on Hirtes' tenancy.
Look, sometimes you have to make a few hundred Twitter accounts to prove to everyone (including yourself) that you're better than an autistic manchild.
 
Yeah, pretty much. I can't really argue with that even if I'd like to see him actually contribute to society. We all know he isn't going to get a life, so the best thing that can happen is for him to lose that thing of his that vaguely resembles a life so he can at least stop being a waste of space and resources.
He's in his late 50's, he's been at this autism long before Chris, you and I have been born.

There's no hope for him, only despair as he watches his section 8 neighbors take his shit, and he knows it and hates himself for it, hence the constant, non-stop autism and projection on Chris. He desperately wants to find someone he perceives as lower than him to A-Log.
 
I was wondering when the man who stole A-Log's top hat would get his own thread.
 
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Love how the video is all monochrome until he dies, really shows him for the blight on life that he is.

And yes, he will read this, he stalks this subforum obsessively because he has no life and nothing else to live for.
100% likely he'll bring this up on a foxdick farms thread on /Cow/ and say how we're all pathetic gatekeepers of CWC.
 
Hirtes is hopelessly pathetic. He'll be obsessively attempting to harass Chris (and largely failing at it) until he dies.

It's really sad. Not even Anthony Logatto himself was this dedicated and all-encompassing with their hatred.
 
100% likely he'll bring this up on a foxdick farms thread on /Cow/ and say how we're all pathetic gatekeepers of CWC.
LOL they already banned him once. And will BTFO him as soon as he shows up.

He has a talent for being hateable.
 
Hirtes is hopelessly pathetic. He'll be obsessively attempting to harass Chris (and largely failing at it) until he dies.

It's really sad. Not even Anthony Logatto himself was this dedicated and all-encompassing with their hatred.
While A-Log was the first A-Log, Hirtes manages to beat that with all these lower effort attempts through Twitter. IIRC, A-Log put more effort in by actually watching some of Chris, even if one of them was simply just watching the JULAY video.

LOL they already banned him once. And will BTFO him as soon as he shows up.

He has a talent for being hateable.
Makes one wonder what place Hirtes can even go to sperg about Chris that isn't on some Twitter sock. It also makes one know what his life achievement truly are: having drama among furries, being a complete A-Log on the Farms, being hated on /cow/, and making a bunch of socks where he also got burned by Chris.
 
Chris messaged me last night - within minutes our friend in "trollhalla" had an account made to harass Chris at Sheetz.

Chris sent me this screenshot and then reported ol' Dirty Hirtes all by himself!

Good job, Chris!

Be like Chris!

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Chris: 1

Dirty Hirtes: 0
 
He makes dozens of accounts a week to stalk Chris.
I wish I knew the secret, the new SMS verification for fresh twitter accounts doesn't work for shit with the temp number generator sites I've tried. Not willing to pay premium for them without some guarantee it'll work.

2014 was an easier time to troll.
 
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