Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn - Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community

[Yellow Yam Scam]

It's strange how I'm not shocked by any kind of sexual deviancy or filth at this point, but I am still somehow naive enough to be surprised by how much of an obsessed loser this guy is.

 

[Another Fellow]

It's strange how I'm not shocked by any kind of sexual deviancy or filth at this point, but I am still somehow naive enough to be surprised by how much of an obsessed loser this guy is.

Never underestimate the power of a loser with an Internet connection and a mission.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

this is the biggest major fail i have ever fuckin witnessed

you wanna mock an autistic man only to have your autism found and dried

God bless the kiwifarms

 

[Zeorus]

So how many KF Members turned lolcow does this make?

Still all of them

 

[GS 281]

Never underestimate the power of a loser with an Internet connection and a mission.

you just summed up kf in a nutshell

 

[AutistocLolCow]

It boggles my mind that this is a 50+ dude. When I think of A-logs I usually think of dumb kids and young adults who were raised off electronics and the internet. This dude grew up in an age where you were generally expected to go outside and do things. Sure, old people can be fucked in the head, but they usually have era-appropriate ways to indulge their insanity.

Could be that Hirtes knew he stood no chance to pull his bullshit in person to another individual without getting a good punching.
He could easily say the internet was his "shield". It's hilarious that it definitively backfired a few times.

Apologies if this has already been posted but he has another account and was chimping about 2 hours ago, repeatedly posting the same "autistic shortbus" tweet to different people for about... 15 tweets or so? He doesn't have a lot of tweets anyways.

https://twitter.com/PICKLE_RIIIIICK?s=09
http://archive.is/Pg0kA

Spoiler: Big caps (sorry)

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Hahaha, oh man. That took less time than expected.

He passed the "delete fucking everything" phase pretty fast and went to autistic melt down in just.. what? 5 days?

Never underestimate the power of a loser with an Internet connection and a mission.

Specially one that has all the time in the world by leeching the gov tit and living on support.

Is A-Logging yourself like masturbation?

Lmao, talk about paranoia.
Relax big boy!. The only relation to Hirtes I have, is that he tried to scam one of my friends who used to draw years ago. Before Fagoneer banned him finally.

Hirtes did his classic move of "but X man is a meanie, he's lying". He got butthurt for months at me for not getting free stuff. It was glorious.

I just felt nostalgic I guess.

 

[Another Fellow]

I'm writing up an entry about Totem for that page now. I'll try to get it on the wiki soon.

...and it's up.

I'm also working on a section for IslamicContent. I figure he deserves a few words.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Lmao, talk about paranoia.
Relax big boy!. The only relation to Hirtes I have, is that he tried to scam one of my friends who used to draw years ago. Before Fagoneer banned him finally.

Hirtes did his classic move of "but X man is a meanie, he's lying". He got butthurt for months at me for not getting free stuff. It was glorious.

I just felt nostalgic I guess.

You know i think our koala avatared friend is legit. Totem Sanic has no sense of subtlety and would have started off by A-Logging the fuck outta Glorious Leader.

But I'm the wide eyed optimistic sort of wizard, which is probably the only thing keeping me on this side of the halal threads.

 

[OwO What's This?]

yeah no the koala guy is clearly him.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

yeah no the koala guy is clearly him.

Then i applaud him for having enough subtlety that his first post wasn't just "DIE NULL" repeated until the heat death of the universe. It would be commendable if he weren't constantly sticking his head in the lion's mouth and daring it to bite down.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Could be that Hirtes knew he stood no chance to pull his bullshit in person to another individual without getting a good punching.
He could easily say the internet was his "shield". It's hilarious that it definitively backfired a few times.


Hahaha, oh man. That took less time than expected.

He passed the "delete fucking everything" phase pretty fast and went to autistic melt down in just.. what? 5 days?


Specially one that has all the time in the world by leeching the gov tit and living on support.

Lmao, talk about paranoia.
Relax big boy!. The only relation to Hirtes I have, is that he tried to scam one of my friends who used to draw years ago. Before Fagoneer banned him finally.

Hirtes did his classic move of "but X man is a meanie, he's lying". He got butthurt for months at me for not getting free stuff. It was glorious.

I just felt nostalgic I guess.

Apologize for double posting

 

[Roachdog]

He's winning the poll by a large margin and i cant stop giggling

 

[DragoonSierra]

We aren't here to win or lose, only document and laugh. Why would anyone even lift a finger to hurt this clown? He lives an utter shit existence where he is completely dependent on the government tit, he doesn't seen to have any friends or family that love him, he is a hate spewing putz, and a furry so pathetic he dropped any semblance of a career so he could keep the government dick ejaculating a meager amount of funds up his ass every month. If anything, not doing anything and allowing him to live his day-to-day life is the greatest punishment of all that you could give this sad sack of shit.

Wanna forge some employment history?

Holy shit, I remember slep! Usually I forget speds like him but as soon as I saw that username added to the thread I had a whole Vietnam flashback to slep and that fucking avatar.

Wow seems Hirtes is a blast from the past for everyone in some way. Im honestly amazed he was even a user. I wonder if Hirtes has the biggest internet footprint out of all our cows.

Then i applaud him for having enough subtlety that his first post wasn't just "DIE NULL" repeated until the heat death of the universe. It would be commendable if he weren't constantly sticking his head in the lion's mouth and daring it to bite down.

His posts seem more nuanced than anything Hirtes could produce but I remain wary.

 

[Fiddleford]

Seems as though even an ironic Sonic avatar is a sign of latent autism.

 

[Smutley]

Lol unless Hirtes lives outside the United States than no, @AutistocLolCow isnt him.

Stop witch hunting other users, you have more than enough info to dig for weeks. Work on that instead of policing thought crimes.

 

[GS 281]

I think it is kinda funny how we go from A-Logging to MHirtesing

 

[Melkor]

@Null sorry to tag you in this but he's started making posts on his new Twitter. He apparently has a new account on here and he's got a real hateboner for you.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

@Null sorry to tag you in this but he's started making posts on his new Twitter. He apparently has a new account on here and he's got a real hateboner for you.
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Oh, he'll never learn.

 

[OwO What's This?]

Lol unless Hirtes lives outside the United States than no, @AutistocLolCow isnt him.

Stop witch hunting other users, you have more than enough info to dig for weeks. Work on that instead of policing thought crimes.

You might want to take it up with the boss man.

 

[Smutley]

You might want to take it up with the boss man.

I'd rather take it up with reality. Knock it the fuck off until you have actual proof.