Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn - Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community

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Who's the biggest A-Log now?

  • Anthony Logatto / A-Log (the original)

    Votes: 97 13.5%

  • Phillip Delici / Isabel Araujo / ADF

    Votes: 53 7.4%

  • Darrel Motel (Christian Fundie A-Log)

    Votes: 6 0.8%

  • Field Marshal Crappenberg / Roketsune

    Votes: 19 2.6%

  • Michael Hirtes / Slep / Totem Sanic

    Votes: 544 75.7%
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Dynastia said:
You literally just said you won't waste your breath one post ago, but here you are, still wasting it.
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In convincing him you 'tard :lol:, not in general conversation.

Melkor said:
Send us a pic of your penis with a timestamp and we'll confirm/deny.
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CanofSoda said:
Do the IP addresses match? @Michael J Hirtes doesn't seem smart enough to know how to use a proxy/VPN. Meh, if they are the same person, I say wait for him to really slip up.
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You put in your CC info and you run a standard installation and then you push a button. It's... really not that difficult.
 
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AutistocLolCow said:
Ok, let me amuse you for one second.

  1. My ISP is the equivalent of a NAT'ed COMCAST and I'm using a business internet connection (doubt that Hirtes ever had the money to pay more than a shitty connection). This ISP pretty much covers my entire country (Monopoly in Cable internet).
  2. My ISP changes gateways every 5-10 minutes.
  3. I browse lulz occasionally.
  4. Was an active member of drama_awesome and artists_beware back in the livejournal days.
If you still think I'm Hirtes, I won't waste my breath since you made your mind already lol.
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Anyone who's spent any time here paying attention knows one undeniable truth:

Where there's lolcow smoke... there's lolcow fire. And you're smoking like a poorly tuned diesel engine being floored to get up to speed on the autism highway.
 
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AutistocLolCow said:
In convincing him you 'tard :lol:, not in general conversation.
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Look, I have no opinion as to whether you're Hirtes or not. Honestly, I don't care. But I will note that you joined specifically for this thread, claiming you somehow knew of Hirtes beforehand. You know what that makes you?

A fucking furry.

A degenerate, repulsive, fucking furry.

A piece of subhuman detritus, a waste of perfectly usable carbon, a disgusting, repulsive piece of filth that in a just world would be dragged into a ditch outside and fucking shot like a mange-ridden dog and left to rot and swell in the sun, because you are abject scum that does not deserve to continue befouling the air the rest of us decent folk breathe.
 
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CanofSoda said:
Dude, if you're really not @Michael J Hirtes then you shouldn't have anything to prove to anyone here. Knowing that, you should really stop posting in this thread, and egging niggas on.
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Appreciate the sentiment.. but, miss the juicy drama going on?

I'm having a lot of fun reading the new lolcows in this site and its post threads. Something that I missed since that other imgboard went to shit and its only 4-5 morons fighting each other.
The fandoms never change. Hirtes is a rare gem( in a bad way). He keeps giving while others have faded into obscurity.

Dynastia said:
Look, I have no opinion as to whether you're Hirtes or not. Honestly, I don't care. But I will note that you joined specifically for this thread, claiming you somehow knew of Hirtes beforehand. You know what that makes you?

A fucking furry.

A degenerate, repulsive, fucking furry.

A piece of subhuman detritus, a waste of perfectly usable carbon, a disgusting, repulsive piece of filth that in a just world would be dragged into a ditch outside and fucking shot like a mange-ridden dog and left to rot and swell in the sun, because you are abject scum that does not deserve to continue befouling the air the rest of us decent folk breathe.
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help, I'm being cyberbullied :(
 
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AutistocLolCow said:
Appreciate the sentiment.. but, miss the juicy drama going on?

I'm having a lot of fun reading the new lolcows in this site and its post threads. Something that I missed since that other imgboard went to shit and its only 4-5 morons fighting each other.
The fandoms never change. Hirtes is a rare gem( in a bad way). He keeps giving while others have faded into obscurity.
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The way you explain yourself is fucking weird, dude. Like the autistic kid who tries to counter being ripped on with a "witty" remark.

You're probably just on the spectrum, so if you're not him, why not just drop it? (+ if you are him, you're hopelessly retarded)
 
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Kevin Spencer said:
So how do you feel about Null?
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Other than paranoic? I'm neutral.
I do not know him. Nor his name rings any bells.
For me he's like any mod/admin from troll sites (like choob, etc..)

Null said:
Either post about Hirtes or don't dude.
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Hey, I'm the one being told I'm hirtes at every turn. There is not much to say about him since he repeats the same pattern. Only difference is. He seems to use a ton of sockpuppets now.

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Jigglyjogglers said:
"lol you're obsessed with hirtes!"

"everyone's so eager to hate hirtes they'll say anyone's hirtes lol whatever"

"let me spout memes i don't understand because i'm an old man lol"

He did all this same shit when lulz banned him.
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That would Imply that I'm banned there (hint. I'm not)

Also, Lulz isnt stuck with Hirtes, they have steam and 3b to blame for everything.
 
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This is just the kind of autist who would have created a bunch of burner accounts months ago, or even longer ago, so I wouldn't rely solely on whether an account was created recently to find this autist. I think this one is pretty obvious, though. Even if it isn't it's pretty obvious he's a retarded screeching autist, though.
 
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