Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn - Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community

[GS 281]

Old Hirtes content.

One thing that hasn't really been talked about at length is Hirtes as a scammer. He has a long history and has been called out more times than can be believed. Here is an example of Hirtes pulling his fuckery.

http://archive.is/niins

The tl;dr on this post is that it was an artists b-day and they woke up to Hirtes demanding a refund for some art they did for him. Hirtes claimed they had an agreement that the art would be kept private, but the artist never agreed to this. Hirtes blames his computer for being "fried" so he did not have emails to back his shit up. At one point he goes ahead and jumps in the frey and the furries gang tackle him. It ends in a food fight where Hirtes threatens to chargeback through paypal acting like its a huge swinging dick of his to build a bad reputation in the community.

"You made the deal now face The Wheel"
lmfao

 

[Sheeeeeiiiiiittt]

Old Hirtes content.

One thing that hasn't really been talked about at length is Hirtes as a scammer. He has a long history and has been called out more times than can be believed. Here is an example of Hirtes pulling his fuckery.

http://archive.is/niins

The tl;dr on this post is that it was an artists b-day and they woke up to Hirtes demanding a refund for some art they did for him. Hirtes claimed they had an agreement that the art would be kept private, but the artist never agreed to this. Hirtes blames his computer for being "fried" so he did not have emails to back his shit up. At one point he goes ahead and jumps in the frey and the furries gang tackle him. It ends in a food fight where Hirtes threatens to chargeback through paypal acting like its a huge swinging dick of his to build a bad reputation in the community.

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"You made the deal now face The Wheel"
lmfao

The wheel of autism?

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

I believe the saddest thing about him is that he’s old enough to be my father, and yet he still insists on harassing Chris daily. I have messed around with cows in the past but I’m aware that it’s not something worth doing at all.

I’m glad that Chris is rightfully ignoring him.

He's actually old enough to be Chris's father, isn't he?

Shit, maybe that's it. Maybe Chris is the son Hirtes never had and this is what Hirtes would be like as a parent.

I'd say maybe his own father was like this but he probably doesn't know who the dude was.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

The wheel of autism?

Wheel of assholery more like it

 

[drain]

Old Hirtes content.

One thing that hasn't really been talked about at length is Hirtes as a scammer. He has a long history and has been called out more times than can be believed. Here is an example of Hirtes pulling his fuckery.

http://archive.is/niins

The tl;dr on this post is that it was an artists b-day and they woke up to Hirtes demanding a refund for some art they did for him. Hirtes claimed they had an agreement that the art would be kept private, but the artist never agreed to this. Hirtes blames his computer for being "fried" so he did not have emails to back his shit up. At one point he goes ahead and jumps in the frey and the furries gang tackle him. It ends in a food fight where Hirtes threatens to chargeback through paypal acting like its a huge swinging dick of his to build a bad reputation in the community.

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"You made the deal now face The Wheel"
lmfao

His analogy of PayPal/Enola Gay and other military things is so retarded. Looks like a middle schooler trying to sound cult and cool and intimidating, I still can't wrap my mind around the fact that this fucker is older than my fucking father.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Wheel of assholery more like it

He couldn't even get the shoutout right: It goes "Bust a deal, face the wheel!" From Mad Max 3: Beyond Thunderdome.

Oh yeah, and that /cow/ slapdown on Herpes, fucking EPIC. I've never bothered to go and lurk some, but clearly they have some wicked sarcasticasters over there.

 

[Done]

Old Hirtes content.

One thing that hasn't really been talked about at length is Hirtes as a scammer. He has a long history and has been called out more times than can be believed. Here is an example of Hirtes pulling his fuckery.

http://archive.is/niins

The tl;dr on this post is that it was an artists b-day and they woke up to Hirtes demanding a refund for some art they did for him. Hirtes claimed they had an agreement that the art would be kept private, but the artist never agreed to this. Hirtes blames his computer for being "fried" so he did not have emails to back his shit up. At one point he goes ahead and jumps in the frey and the furries gang tackle him. It ends in a food fight where Hirtes threatens to chargeback through paypal acting like its a huge swinging dick of his to build a bad reputation in the community.

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"You made the deal now face The Wheel"
lmfao

If anyone's reading this, then keep in mind that the guy doing this is the same one who keeps acting like Chris is Bernie Madoff whenever he makes any kind of enterprise, it's nice that you posted this info, because it gives some old tweets a whole new layer of hilarity:

I think this is hypocritical from someone who not only used to commission people, but scam them after the fact:

Maybe Chris's PC was fried, conveniently taking all of Cole's messages with it:

 

[drain]

If anyone's reading this, then keep in mind that the guy doing this is the same one who keeps acting like Chris is Bernie Madoff whenever he makes any kind of enterprise, it's nice that you posted this info, because it gives some old tweets a whole new layer of hilarity:

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I think this is hypocritical from someone who not only used to commission people, but scam them after the fact:

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Maybe Chris's PC was fried, conveniently taking all of Cole's messages with it:

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That's what we get when older mentally stunted people clash with internet culture

 

[WeeGee]

It's hilarious when Mike acts 2kool4skool with all the outdated memes towards Chris.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

It's hilarious when Mike acts 2kool4skool with all the outdated memes towards Chris.

 

[WeeGee]

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Looks like I hit a nerve, also Mike just proves that he lurks, but he's too chickenshit to log in a post here. Edit: Yes my username is an outdated meme, but I have enough self awareness to admit it.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Looks like I hit a nerve, also Mike just proves that he lurks, but he's too chickenshit to log in a post here. Edit: Yes my username is an outdated meme, but I have enough self awareness to admit it.

My personal theory is that he's scared of posting with his account because it has his real name on it and that would mean he has to be accountable, as Michael Hirtes & not as twitter alt #5745876, for hypocritically going after Chris-Chan despite being worse than Chris.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Looks like I hit a nerve, also Mike just proves that he lurks, but he's too chickenshit to log in a post here. Edit: Yes my username is an outdated meme, but I have enough self awareness to admit it.

Pretty damn pathetic he has to rely on talking shit about us now, when previously, he was trying his damnest to impress us.

 

[WeeGee]

Does he not know that when a lolcow down talks a K-Farmer, it is an achievement(for the KF user I mean)?

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Pretty damn pathetic he has to rely on talking shit about us now, when previously, he was trying his damnest to impress us.

Twitter user Aspergercorn just doing godbear's work!

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Twitter user Aspergercorn just doing godbear's work!

Godbear works in mysterious ways.

 

[drain]

well @WeeGee, looks like he briefly turned his autistic focus to you

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Hey Mike, if you don't log in to reply to us directly, you're just proving we've suckered you into fleeing the Farms and proving you're a coward.

 

[Done]

It's hilarious when Mike acts 2kool4skool with all the outdated memes towards Chris.

I have a feeling it looks something like this:

 

[Ruin]

So now that he's been laughed off Kiwi Farms, ED, and /cow/ where will Hirtes take his pathetic autistic crusade next?