Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn - Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community

[Jewelsmakerguy]

tbh, a person who spent 20 years trying to be an edgy troll probably isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer

If anything he's not even in the drawer. Just one of the rusty loose screws holding the handle together.

Lol he deleted his Twitter.

Nice try @Michael J Hirtes, but that doesn't help.

 

[The Dude]

Will he plan on going on a shooting spree for his furry waifu?
Placing all bets now.

Well, he's a Democrat, an Autist, and a furfag, so the chances are pretty good that he's planning one out right now that he's been outed. I'll wager $10 USD that he tries his shooting spree within three months, but that he's shot by a cop or someone with a Concealed Firearms License before he can hurt anyone.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Lol he deleted his Twitter.

But not before these got snagged:

http://archive.is/moujE
My god, he should joint Tony Goldmark's autistic Twitter crusade against Trump at this point.

People like this always have more than one Twitter account. Just a matter of time before we find them all.

 

[Poor Choices]

While I'm not 100% certain on this, it appears that he had an older account on here back in 2015: https://kiwifarms.net/members/chipmunk-with-a-banana.5430/ (http://archive.is/0oWgv)

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It has the same avatar as his Twitter account, plus he started a thread on Jim Groat, Mike's arch-nemesis. He made a thread about the FurAffinity hackings and other threads about hating furries. He made a-loggy posts about Chris and had a strong dislike for Republicans, all of which also apply to Mike.

If he was that guy too I'm pretty sure he made that account after a previous ban because there was an aggressive shitposter with similar habits with the same avatar before that as well. idk if @Null can confirm that or not i think it the username was something like a chipmunks bounty

 

[ES 148]

To be honest the picture applies to basically every halal ever

 

[Melkor]

I'd never heard of this guy prior to this thread being made--as in, not in the furry community at least. Then again I wasn't even in the community in the early 2000s/2010s.

This just serves as a cautionary tale that, whatever you post on the net, it's there forever. You can delete it, but chances are it's archived somewhere. It's why you should always watch what you post and if you do post stupid shit, at least do it on an account that can't be traced back to you.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Halals are my favorite cows because it's usually brought on by an autistic hubris of sorts. These people think that because they're on here, they're untouchable despite all their spergings and weird fetishes. Then reality comes up and bites them in the ass.

Sooner or later, we'll all be halal.

If I'm ever halal'd, I give whomever starts my thread permission to use this as an introductory quote.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Holy shit, I remember this guy from a long time ago.

Literally, just the other day I was thinking, "Whatever happened to that one furry with the harem and toe-ring fetish?"

Turned out he was right here all along.

Stay vigilant! Suspect your neighbor! Report all halal activity!

 

[Another Fellow]

While I'm not 100% certain on this, it appears that he had an older account on here back in 2015: https://kiwifarms.net/members/chipmunk-with-a-banana.5430/ (http://archive.is/0oWgv)

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It has the same avatar as his Twitter account, plus he started a thread on Jim Groat, Mike's arch-nemesis. He made a thread about the FurAffinity hackings and other threads about hating furries. He made a-loggy posts about Chris and had a strong dislike for Republicans, all of which also apply to Mike.

I remember that guy. Not only was he a huge ween, but he was also the last person on Earth to unironically use both "le" and "hax0r'd."

I wouldn't be surprised if it was Totem Sanic.

 

[nad7155]

I just wish I could see what this 53 year old guy look like.

Edit because vodka.

 

[drain]

I just wish I could what this 53 year old guy look like.

maybe this

Spoiler

 

[OtterParty]

While I'm not 100% certain on this, it appears that he had an older account on here back in 2015: https://kiwifarms.net/members/chipmunk-with-a-banana.5430/ (http://archive.is/0oWgv)

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It has the same avatar as his Twitter account, plus he started a thread on Jim Groat, Mike's arch-nemesis. He made a thread about the FurAffinity hackings and other threads about hating furries. He made a-loggy posts about Chris and had a strong dislike for Republicans, all of which also apply to Mike.

chipmunk was also one of a long series of banned sockpuppets who a-logged chris. other incarnations include @the froon and @slep

edit: i guess froon was merged into slep's account

 

[TheMockTurtle]

better watch out @Null, he might change his autistic focus from chris to you

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Wow! Null has an ED page? None of us here knew that, thanks sanic!

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Well, he's a Democrat, an August, and a furfag, so the chances are pretty good that he's planning one out right now that he's been outed. I'll wager $10 USD that he tries his shooting spree within three months, but that he's shot by a cop or someone with a Concealed Firearms License before he can hurt anyone.

Or he hurts someone, but no one dies (maybe except him) because he sucks at aiming a weapon.

 

[GS 281]

chipmunk was also one of a long series of banned sockpuppets who a-logged chris. other incarnations include @the froon and @slep

edit: i guess froon was merged into slep's account

@slep was this dude?

 

[Strange Looking Dog]

He truly was RektByLife. Rip.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

We probably have some of these already. There are so many sites that have talked about him.
http://www.you-know.club/Mike_Hirte...ess_Fruit_Pie_through_nictitating_membra.html

http://furagon.deviantart.com/journal/be-careful-around-this-commisioner-227149120

https://warosu.org/tg/thread/8742770

any one need confirmation on the dox it can be found here
http://www.datapacrat.com/Furry/CD-Fur2/TEXT/COMICPUB.TXT

and here, so why do people need to tell them their age?
http://archive.is/GJs5V

 

[HomeAloneTwo]

Its like @Financhu Crisis was sperging it up and @Michael J Hirtes said "hang on, hold my beer. Watch this. "

 

[TheMockTurtle]

This thread feels like the end of a scooby doo episode

@slep was in discord when KF was down right?

 

[Super Collie]

I feel like this guy's name has awakened neurons in the very back of my brain that haven't fired off in two decades, but I can't exactly place his name to any hard memories I have.

In any case, thanks for the new avatar @Michael J Hirtes !