Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn - Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community

[The Crow]

Council Bluffs is a degenerated fuckhole where various forms of trash run cons and steal shit to fund whatever opioid habits they have that are out of reach on their tard bucks budget. A degenerate like Hirtes is par for the course.

Speaking of which, would you say that it's fairly accurate to state that Hirtes is a potential drug user, himself? I mean, to obsessively stalk and harrass Chris for as long as he's been doing now, with little to no response from him, one would have to imagine that Hirtes has been on something.

 

[AnOminous]

Speaking of which, would you say that it's fairly accurate to state that Hirtes is a potential drug user, himself? I mean, to obsessively stalk and harrass Chris for as long as he's been doing now, with little to no response from him, one would have to imagine that Hirtes has been on something.

Autism is a hell of a drug. I think whatever drugs Hirtes are on are probably prescription and probably psychiatric. He seems too lame even to be a drunkard.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

I find it difficult to imagine him actually going to therapy and taking medication, it would mean he'd have to admit there's something wrong with him.

 

[AnOminous]

I find it difficult to imagine him actually going to therapy and taking medication, it would mean he'd have to admit there's something wrong with him.

You have to have some record of treatment to qualify for tard bucks.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

You have to have some record of treatment to qualify for tard bucks.

Aha, that would make sense. Though I can't imagine them going to the effort of actually monitoring whether he's taking his medication, since the system is essentially designed to be abused. Seems unlikely they'd bother forking out for the occasional blood test to make sure the meds are in his system, but someone more familiar with mental disability tardbux can feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.

God, his poor therapist. Can you imagine the underpaid government check accepting shrink having to brace themselves to listen to Mike bitch about furries from thirty years ago and Chris-chan for an hour?

 

[Meat Pickle]

Michael seems to be pretty inactive now, wonder what he's up to?

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Michael seems to be pretty inactive now, wonder what he's up to?

Diabetic coma

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Michael seems to be pretty inactive now, wonder what he's up to?

Maybe his neighbors stole his computer for meth money again.

 

[AnOminous]

Michael seems to be pretty inactive now, wonder what he's up to?

Maybe his corpse is rotting in his welfare hotel.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Maybe his corpse is rotting in his welfare hotel.

God I hope so.

 

[American Chad]

Michael seems to be pretty inactive now, wonder what he's up to?

Probably making a ton of Twitter accounts in advance for some epic troll offensive against OPL.

I know it sounds mega-autistic. It also sounds like something that Hirtes would do.

EDIT: I just had a thought that Hirtes fell off the radar recently, and meanwhile, we have that whole zoosadism exposé going on... hmm...

Nah, it's probably just a coincidence.

 

[Gorgar]

Michael seems to be pretty inactive now, wonder what he's up to?

I would imagine setting up a saga that wouldn’t go anywhere.

 

[CoolZone445]

At least A-Log was funny because of how ridiculous and weird he was. This guy literally celebrated the death of a 7 year-old

 

[GS 281]

My deepest regret is uncovering and outing @Michael J Hirtes.

I thought he was an obnoxious, unfunny prick and when I found his background I was shocked to see that he was one of the biggest scourges of the furry fandom. He was a guy who would cause trouble no matter where he went. He would harass people on usenet, FurAffinity, through email, etc. Everything about him is about making people's lives miserable in some miniscule way so he can feel better about himself.

The past few months, I have reflected on all of this.

@Michael J Hirtes isn't at all what i thought. I was looking at him from the wrong perspective. I was looking at him as a rabblerouser who wanted to hurt Chris, and I allowed this to cloud my judgement of what is funny and what is not.

@Michael J Hirtes is right.

Chris should suffer.

Chris brings pain upon everyone around him. People give their own time to protect him and defend him. The ends of all that is that Chris manipulates them. He is a parasite and a leech. @Michael J Hirtes saw this long ago and I just couldn't. @Michael J Hirtes wasn't harassing furries, he was trolling them and having a good time doing it. And now I realize that I didn't own him. He owned us all by making us all want to stop him. He invoked an emotional reaction from us.

The harder we tried, the deeper we fell in. Like quicksand, @Michael J Hirtes pulled us in.

Hirtes trolled us. He trolled us all.

We should have been on his side all along.

 

[The Un-Clit]

My deepest regret is uncovering and outing @Michael J Hirtes.

I thought he was an obnoxious, unfunny prick and when I found his background I was shocked to see that he was one of the biggest scourges of the furry fandom. He was a guy who would cause trouble no matter where he went. He would harass people on usenet, FurAffinity, through email, etc. Everything about him is about making people's lives miserable in some miniscule way so he can feel better about himself.

The past few months, I have reflected on all of this.

@Michael J Hirtes isn't at all what i thought. I was looking at him from the wrong perspective. I was looking at him as a rabblerouser who wanted to hurt Chris, and I allowed this to cloud my judgement of what is funny and what is not.

@Michael J Hirtes is right.

Chris should suffer.


Chris brings pain upon everyone around him. People give their own time to protect him and defend him. The ends of all that is that Chris manipulates them. He is a parasite and a leech. @Michael J Hirtes saw this long ago and I just couldn't. @Michael J Hirtes wasn't harassing furries, he was trolling them and having a good time doing it. And now I realize that I didn't own him. He owned us all by making us all want to stop him. He invoked an emotional reaction from us.

The harder we tried, the deeper we fell in. Like quicksand, @Michael J Hirtes pulled us in.

Hirtes trolled us. He trolled us all.

We should have been on his side all along.

.....okay, perspective check bro.

Chris is a selfish moron, this is nothing we didn't already know.

But fuckin hell, Look at Mike Hirtes.

He hates OPL for the wrong reasons: because he's trollshielding through Chris. He's also the very definition of a . Hirtes is a low-effort Vordrak. He invokes methods that are below the belt for anyone to employ on a fellow human being that he has never met. His posts are cancer, his spazzes are lol-tastic. So while Chris is shit and the original lolcow, Hirtes is still just as much of a lolcow as ever.

 

[Done]

.....okay, perspective check bro.

Chris is a selfish moron, this is nothing we didn't already know.

But fuckin hell, Look at Mike Hirtes.

He hates OPL for the wrong reasons: because he's trollshielding through Chris. He's also the very definition of a . Hirtes is a low-effort Vordrak. He invokes methods that are below the belt for anyone to employ on a fellow human being that he has never met. His posts are cancer, his spazzes are lol-tastic. So while Chris is shit and the original lolcow. Hirtes is still just as much of a lolcow as ever.

Sure, Hirtes is an autist, and he has his own issues, but most importantly here, he was right about Chris, look at this post from over a year ago:



Apart from some harshness in tone, can you truly say that he was incorrect about Chris, after what we knew about him rejecting advice to smoke weed and continue idea-guy LARPing with weird troons while his real life crumbles?

Hirtes is an autist, but even autists turn out to be right every 50th blue moon or so.

 

[AnOminous]

Apart from some harshness in tone, can you truly say that he was incorrect about Chris, after what we knew about him rejecting advice to smoke weed and continue idea-guy LARPing with weird troons while his real life crumbles?

He probably should smoke weed erryday tho. Why not? What does he have to lose? It might numb the pain of being an autistic retard with no future except

 

[Adamska]

Nice contrarian posting guys; Hirtes is still a massive tard and needing him to tell you that Chris is fucked is like needing a rocket scientist to tell you that water is wet.

Just because he said things that are true doesn't mean he's not an embarrassment.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Just because he said things that are true doesn't mean he's not an embarrassment.

That's it in a nutshell. He was right about Chris, BFD. we're ALL right about Chris.

We're also not (most of us) shrill screeching turbo-autists who seem to hold on to existence purely to hate on OPL. Go re-read some of his posts and the shit he pulled during Brony-Con and say again wether you think Hirtes dosen't deserve the full lolcow treatment just because he was 'right about Chris'.

 

[WeeGee]

He must be keeping to himself, bottling up his tard rage, waiting for Chris to go to another convention to go all out on him.