Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn - Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Lol he deleted his Twitter.

He also deleted eat_shitt_chris

 

[Pocket_Sand!]

He's old enough to be a grandfather, jfc. What a wasted life.

That's always what's been sad about older cows (Hirtes, Shaner, etc). At a stage of life where most folks are looking forward to retirement in their last few years of work, watching their children go off on their own, and generally enjoying life, these speds are spending the majority of their waking hours arguing with people on the internet. Shaner in particular has always operated on a bizarre 10 a.m. - 4 a.m schedule, like 18 hours a day spent screeching at his perceived enemies. I'd be willing to be that if Hirtes content post times was looked at, they'd be all day events too, ranging from ridiculous a.m. to post lunch hour weekday times, when normal people who have jobs can't post.

 

[sbm1990]

He also deleted eat_shitt_chris

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Yeah, it's a bit too late to do any damage control at this point. We already know he's a schizophenic old man with absolutely no life.

 

[Cripple]

That's always what's been sad about older cows (Hirtes, Shaner, etc). At a stage of life where most folks are looking forward to retirement in their last few years of work, watching their children go off on their own, and generally enjoying life, these speds are spending the majority of their waking hours arguing with people on the internet. Shaner in particular has always operated on a bizarre 10 a.m. - 4 a.m schedule, like 18 hours a day spent screeching at his perceived enemies. I'd be willing to be that if Hirtes content post times was looked at, they'd be all day events too, ranging from ridiculous a.m. to post lunch hour weekday times, when normal people who have jobs can't post.

Yeah it's my understanding usually this is one of the happiest times in life because it's when the fruits of a lifetime of labor and/or child rearing ripen and before most are dealing with life-ending health issues.

Then you have these schmucks that are only reaping what they sowed for the last thirty years.

 

[Melkor]

I feel like we should have a comprehensive sticky thread about every a-log in the history of KF.

Mostly because the majority of the people mentioned here aren't familiar to me, since I joined in late 2015.

 

[Slippery Bogle]

Yeah it's my understanding usually this is one of the happiest times in life because it's when the fruits of a lifetime of labor and/or child rearing ripen and before most are dealing with life-ending health issues.

Then you have these schmucks that are only reaping what they sowed for the last thirty years.

Late 40s and early 50s is also a time where looking back hits hard because its almost too late to make some things happens, like children or a successful career. Maybe some sense of despair is fueling a lot of the acting out.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

He also deleted eat_shitt_chris

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So how many does he have left? 2? When are those going to shutter?

 

[drain]

He also deleted eat_shitt_chris

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@Michael J Hirtes: lol now this will do the trick i bet those autistic faggots cant reach me now

 

[sbm1990]

Late 40s and early 50s is also a time where looking back hits hard because its almost too late to make some things happens, like children or a successful career. Maybe some sense of despair is fueling a lot of the acting out.

He seems a bit too desperate to make a name for himself at CWC's expense.

 

[Pocket_Sand!]

Late 40s and early 50s is also a time where looking back hits hard because its almost too late to make some things happens, like children or a successful career. Maybe some sense of despair is fueling a lot of the acting out.

That's a really good theory actually, looking back at a lifetime of complete and utter failure has got to be depressing as fuck. Being ignored/disowned by family, shunned/banned from communities online and elsewhere that they want to be a part of, not just for a few years, but decades. Having absolutely nothing to show for 50+ years on the planet other than screeching at people and being a sped would probably be thrown into sharp relief when looking at other cows and realizing that they're simply an embodiment of yourself, whom, in the back of your mind you utterly loathe.

 

[AutistocLolCow]

That's a really good theory actually, looking back at a lifetime of complete and utter failure has got to be depressing as fuck. Being ignored/disowned by family, shunned/banned from communities online and elsewhere that they want to be a part of, not just for a few years, but decades. Having absolutely nothing to show for 50+ years on the planet other than screeching at people and being a sped would probably be thrown into sharp relief when looking at other cows and realizing that they're simply an embodiment of yourself, whom, in the back of your mind you utterly loathe.

I will actually feel sorry for the person who has to bury this guy(hirtes) once he dies.
All alone, in a(perhaps) Unmarked Grave in a pauper's graveyard with only an "express" burial team.

Famous saying of the internet would apply: "And Nothing of Value was Lost"

 

[MG 620]

Can't wait for the massive meltdown that is bound to come. Who knows, perhaps we'll have another troon on our hands soon?

 

[Null]

I will actually feel sorry for the person who has bury this guy once he dies.
All alone, in a(perhaps) Unmarked Grave in a pauper's graveyard with only an "express" burial team.

Famous saying of the internet would apply: "And Nothing of Value was Lost"

Is A-Logging yourself like masturbation?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

That's a really good theory actually, looking back at a lifetime of complete and utter failure has got to be depressing as fuck. Being ignored/disowned by family, shunned/banned from communities online and elsewhere that they want to be a part of, not just for a few years, but decades. Having absolutely nothing to show for 50+ years on the planet other than screeching at people and being a sped would probably be thrown into sharp relief when looking at other cows and realizing that they're simply an embodiment of yourself, whom, in the back of your mind you utterly loathe.

Well, we care at least. Though not for the reasons he wants. And even then, he'd be pretty smalltime if it weren't for the fact that he's been at it for decades.

Is this the legacy you really wanted to die out on, @Michael J Hirtes, is it really?

 

[Randall Fragg]

Holy fuck, I remember Slep. I thought he was like 14 or something, I didn't think he was actually a fucking 50 year old.
Congratulations @Michael J Hirtes you successfully passed yourself off as an autistic 14 year old with too much time on his hands.

 

[BadaBadaBoom]

Is A-Logging yourself like masturbation?

I'm relieved I'm not the only one who noticed this lol

 

[AnOminous]

Remember how many times you have said to someone, with good intent, "is this the hill you want to die on" and then they went and didn't just die on it, but sodomized themselves with a Bad Dragon Dildo and sucked off wild animals before dying?

 

[D.Va]

Make a new board just for hirtes so he can create threads a-logging himself all day

 

[NARPASSWORD]

I just realized hirtes kinda reminds of that creepy old man with a hard on for Gadget Hackwrench.

 

[nad7155]

I will actually feel sorry for the person....

You should keep posting.

I like your style.