Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn - Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Remember how many times you have said to someone, with good intent, "is this the hill you want to die on" and then they went and didn't just die on it, but sodomized themselves with a Bad Dragon Dildo and sucked off wild animals before dying?

I'd laugh if he went ahead and did that. It'd be fitting.

 

[More Spicey Than Coolwhip]

It boggles my mind that this is a 50+ dude. When I think of A-logs I usually think of dumb kids and young adults who were raised off electronics and the internet. This dude grew up in an age where you were generally expected to go outside and do things. Sure, old people can be fucked in the head, but they usually have era-appropriate ways to indulge their insanity.

 

[Cthulu]

Remember how many times you have said to someone, with good intent, "is this the hill you want to die on" and then they went and didn't just die on it, but sodomized themselves with a Bad Dragon Dildo and sucked off wild animals before dying?

he is a furry

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

It boggles my mind that this is a 50+ dude. When I think of A-logs I usually think of dumb kids and young adults who were raised off electronics and the internet. This dude grew up in an age where you were generally expected to go outside and do things. Sure, old people can be fucked in the head, but they usually have era-appropriate ways to indulge their insanity.

Stupidity comes in all ages sadly. Some people never grow up mentally.

 

[Danger]

It boggles my mind that this is a 50+ dude. When I think of A-logs I usually think of dumb kids and young adults who were raised off electronics and the internet. This dude grew up in an age where you were generally expected to go outside and do things. Sure, old people can be fucked in the head, but they usually have era-appropriate ways to indulge their insanity.

I've noticed the internet seems to weigh heavily on some older folks.

 

[drain]

It boggles my mind that this is a 50+ dude.

The magic of autism is that it comes in all shapes and colors.

 

[An Ghost]

I feel like we should have a comprehensive sticky thread about every a-log in the history of KF.

Mostly because the majority of the people mentioned here aren't familiar to me, since I joined in late 2015.

We could have a huge list of dumb shit alogs have done and the stupid people who did them, and there would always be some autist who would say "what's a a-log? I'm not like these other losers my trolling plans will be funny! Die Chris!"

 

[Melkor]

We could have a huge list of dumb shit alogs have done and the stupid people who did them, and there would always be some autist who would say "what's a a-log? I'm not like these other losers my trolling plans will be funny! Die Chris!"

Good point. I just haven't heard of 90% of the people everyone is mentioning and it's kind of hard to find out why they're considered alogs since some threads may have been lost from past server moves and such.

 

[GS 281]

I just realized hirtes kinda reminds of that creepy old man with a hard on for Gadget Hackwrench.

Yea ray "mousefucker" jones. I did a thread on his boy alexreynard

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/morgan-eli-kohl-aka-alexreynard.18025/

 

[A Hot Potato]

why do u never say anything of value

Someone seems upset.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

why do u never say anything of value

I don't know, why don't you?

Hell, by your logic, you could say that about half the board.

 

[Melkor]

Apologies if this has already been posted but he has another account and was chimping about 2 hours ago, repeatedly posting the same "autistic shortbus" tweet to different people for about... 15 tweets or so? He doesn't have a lot of tweets anyways.

https://twitter.com/PICKLE_RIIIIICK?s=09
http://archive.is/Pg0kA

Spoiler: Big caps (sorry)

 

[sbm1990]

Apologies if this has already been posted but he has another account and was chimping about 2 hours ago, repeatedly posting the same "autistic shortbus" tweet to different people for about... 15 tweets or so? He doesn't have a lot of tweets anyways.

https://twitter.com/PICKLE_RIIIIICK?s=09
http://archive.is/Pg0kA

Spoiler: Big caps (sorry)

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He just doesn't know when to quit. Sad.

 

[drain]

Apologies if this has already been posted but he has another account and was chimping about 2 hours ago, repeatedly posting the same "autistic shortbus" tweet to different people for about... 15 tweets or so? He doesn't have a lot of tweets anyways.

https://twitter.com/PICKLE_RIIIIICK?s=09
http://archive.is/Pg0kA

Spoiler: Big caps (sorry)

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lol, he obeys the same pattern when creating usernames. It's always SOMETHING_ETC, generally with double vogals

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

He always goes to "pedophile" as his default insult. Chris is a pedo, we're all pedos, etc. etc.

Gotta wonder if that's a bit of projection.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

@Connor Bible congratulations you are no longer the biggest Halal cow

 

[shecameforcwc]

So how many KF Members turned lolcow does this make?

 

[Melkor]

So how many KF Members turned lolcow does this make?

Too many

 

[Another Fellow]

When do we get an update to the Halal page on the lolcow wiki?

This has to be the most notable by far.

I'm writing up an entry about Totem for that page now. I'll try to get it on the wiki soon.

 

[Bugaboo]

I think the face the actual Sonic Totem makes is the face he made when he saw this halal thread