Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn - Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community

[sbm1990]

He's not banned from lulz. If he says he was banned, then he's lying.

Source: me

How do you know he's not banned from lulz.net? Is there something you want to tell us?

 

[Fistbeard_McThunderaxe]

There's no users on the ban list besides the bot spam, that's why. Lulz has a strict policy of not banning anyone. It's also not possible due to the wakaba bug lumping nearly everyone's ip together, so I can't ban anyone.

 

[Rhysuu]

There's no users on the ban list besides the bot spam, that's why. Lulz has a strict policy of not banning anyone. It's also not possible due to the wakaba bug lumping nearly everyone's ip together, so I can't ban anyone.

So you're a hot pocket on lulz.net then?

 

[Dahmer]

There's no users on the ban list besides the bot spam, that's why. Lulz has a strict policy of not banning anyone. It's also not possible due to the wakaba bug lumping nearly everyone's ip together, so I can't ban anyone.

He may have been banned at one point in the past and doesn't realize the banlists were wiped. Don't forget CCC9 and 3B have both been banned from Lulz (as noted, it's extremely hard to get your ass banned from lulz.net, modding is mostly used to take care of bot spam). 3B being banned for spamming pony shit in every thread, and having autistic meltdowns about it via proxy afterwards.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

He's claiming the dox are outdated @Ride @zedkissed60 @yawning sneasel sounds like a challenge has been issued

 

[PsychoNerd054]

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He's claiming the dox are outdated @Ride @zedkissed60 @yawning sneasel sounds like a challenge has been issued

Hey Hirtes, you dipshit, weren't you the same guy who stupidly shown his failed owning of Chris on this site, and then tried to cover it up. So much for your "mental gymnastics".

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

I mean, who would look at that and think he isn't salty?

 

[PsychoNerd054]

I mean, who would look at that and think he isn't salty?

That deserves a gold plated lol calm down.

 

[GS 281]

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He's claiming the dox are outdated @Ride @zedkissed60 @yawning sneasel sounds like a challenge has been issued

LMAO go back to /cow/, hirtes

 

[Trombonista]

Can someone tell me why this fucker doesn't have an Encylopedia Dramatica page yet?

He's actually mentioned in the CrushYiffDestroy page:

• Michael Hirtes (MHirtes) is the only furry to be hated by all other furries. This naturally makes MHirtes an hero. Furries all hate him for stealing their grandfather’s pig and for stalking furfag artists for his serious art zine.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

We (the staff) knew Michael was on our site since 2013, and it only took a few months to realize that "Totem Sanic" was actually just him again. His tweets are fake news.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFPQCtfnwqtKUBlheDjxkDQ

Found his youtube account.

edit: was originally "KillAllTheRednecks2" and had vids of Chris up on it but he privated/deleted the Chris shit and changed the name.

Hi Mike.

edit 2: went from "DeleteAllTheThings" to being closed completely.

Mike is a faggot.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFPQCtfnwqtKUBlheDjxkDQ

Found his youtube account.

edit: was originally "KillAllTheRednecks2" and had vids of Chris up on it but he privated/deleted the Chris shit and changed the name.

Hi Mike.

It's deleted.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

It's deleted.

lol what a fucktard.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Did we make you delete your youtube account, Mike?

Gonna spin that into you winning over us somehow?

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Did we make you delete your youtube account, Mike?

Gonna spin that into you winning over us somehow?

He's quitting Youtube!

He'll be back.

 

[FataBataRang]

Oh no, how will YouTube deal with the loss of such a talented content maker?

 

[scared sheep]

Does this happen every other week, when a user turns out to be a sperg or a sock?

Also goddamnitt you fuck, does nobody follow the rules.

:late: as shit, but I have a theory on this.

You have to be a little exceptional to appreciate lolcows. I would bet that the majority of users here are either on the spectrum or have mood disorders. A lot of them are probably furries, too. Or Sonic fans. Or into weird kinds.

The difference between your average weirdo and an lolcow is the ability to learn from one’s mistakes and accept responsibility. You get told that you’re not acting socially appropriate at work? You listen, take the advice, and file it in the “shit not to do” folder of your brain. You don’t overshare your fetishes, because you understand that it may makes others uncomfortable.

Lolcows, on the other hand, want to blame everyone else except themselves. Their coworker doesn’t like their kink? Well, the lolcow would assume their coworker is just a judgemental asshole without trying to understand how the other person may feel. They’re selfish.

Unfortunately, sometimes the selfish weirdos take shelter in places like this to make themselves feel better. It helps them feel vindicated, somehow. They can point to other lolcows and go “See? That’s what’s wrong with society!” without ever looking at thier own behavior.

 

[Jonas]

You have to be a little exceptional to appreciate lolcows. I would bet that the majority of users here are either on the spectrum or have mood disorders. A lot of them are probably furries, too. Or Sonic fans. Or into weird kinds.

everyone here knows that

 

[Pointless Pedant]

You have to be a little exceptional to appreciate lolcows. I would bet that the majority of users here are either on the spectrum or have mood disorders. A lot of them are probably furries, too. Or Sonic fans. Or into weird kinds.

Not really. Finding random idiots on the Internet funny just requires a certain sense of humour. Even Pewdiepie made fun of Chris, and he's as mainstream as Internet personalities get.

If you mean compiling an entire wiki about Chris's life, sure, it takes a weirdo to do that; that's getting obsessive. But most people here aren't that devoted to it and are just here for cheap laughs.