Microsoft Goes Full Blizzard - You have been transported to a future where Christian Server memes have become law

[BrunoMattei]

Have you ever see the Rat King forum?



This is hilarious as shit, have you enter a Venezuelan Counter Strike server? you can ear 12 years boy practically narrating how they are going to rape your family and your dog because you teabagged them



They already have but Nintendo has the more vanilla of players base is when you get to PSN or Xboner where you see the "go fuck yourself with a chainsaw" comments, also Steam but unless you do that crap in the forums they will not care (also they have a word filter that change insults to hearts)



hell now i want to do that

Question: I know you're in the Columbia/Venezuela region but I can't help but ask since you'd seem like you know. Why are there so many Brazilian shitheads in games online? The instant I see someone from Brazil enter a game I play I just prepare for the bullshit.

 

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Someone get that hacker 4chan on the horn. I want to see what happens if we convince all the normies that G-rated "expletives" are used by the alt-right.

"Your account has been suspended for using the words 'golly' and "shucks.' Such hate speech is not tolerated under the Microsoft Live TOS."

 

[SiccDicc]

Question: I know you're in the Columbia/Venezuela region but I can't help but ask since you'd seem like you know. Why are there so many Brazilian shitheads in games online? The instant I see someone from Brazil enter a game I play I just prepare for the bullshit.

With their history of corruption and American interference, I'd hate the First World too.

 

[UnclePhil]

I googled "potato aim" to see if it was real. The person picked to provide this demonstration sounds like a '90s youth pastor.

It's time for you to get out of my country, Microsoft. You <sexual threats>.

 

[Blood Bath & Beyond]

Oh please saying KYS is such a nothing insult these days unless you've never been on the internet, if you're so on the edge that someone saying KYS will drive you out a window then basically anyone yelling anything at you could do that. Even the acceptable phrases would probably cause someone to go into a suicide driven fit, because typically from what I've seen people who are that willing to off themselves over video games feel like trash or worthless, so claiming basically "you suck compared to me" would probably do the same thing anyway. Can't wait for these "acceptable" phrases to be "unacceptable" if some sad lunatic goes out a window because someone said they suck at a video game.

One of my Reddit accounts was banned because I said "Keep Yourself Safe" to some autist ultra-lib.

 

[Cubanodun]

Question: I know you're in the Columbia/Venezuela region but I can't help but ask since you'd seem like you know. Why are there so many Brazilian shitheads in games online? The instant I see someone from Brazil enter a game I play I just prepare for the bullshit.

Probably for the same reason that Venezuelans infect League of legends/DOTA, a shitload of kids with government provided computers that dont have anything better to do, they like to infect low spec games and believe that being a nuisance is mandatory, i have meet a few in Overwatch and CS classic, they always get banned for being shitheads/high lag

 

[Super Color Up]

Remember classic MW2 lobbies? Getting through these on the daily and not feeling a thing meant you were raised by wolves.

This? This is just pathetic.

 

[CheezzyMach]

Doesn't surprise me. All these companies are ran by old fucks and risk adverse PR firms.

With how infamously toxic the XBL community is I'm surprised it took this long TBH.

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

I like how they implied the definition of "fuck" to be a <sexual threat>.

I assumed that was "rape"...

LOL those examples are terrible, you'd never piss anyone off with that.

Anyway, insulting people on the internetz to make them mad is so fucking 90s. These days we play a more subtle game than that. If I want to get a whole server arguing, all I have to do is drop something like "X mechanic is obviously OP and only lazy noobs who want an easy win use it". Just like how the russian trolls actually do their thing. Find a hot button and press it, repeatedly.

The funniest thing is that style of trolling gets people pissed, then they break the rules and get banned. Now that's fucking trolling!

 

[That Chris Guy]

It's a shame that Microsoft are being such overt faggots about this. Being able to mute and block people has been a thing for over a decade, these draconian conditions are overkill.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I remember that i got accused of cheating once, I sent messages over live with screenshots and other footage to prove that they had the wrong person including the xbox recorded date of the last time I played.

It was really quite funny, the person had a similar name but the I and the E were in different positions. Honestly I blame the schools.