Manosphere Mike Cernovich / @Cernovich / "Weird Mike" - Author of Gorilla Mindset, former self-declared Alt-Righter that was too scared by nazis, disbarred attorney, pill pusher, attention whore.

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AnOminous said:
Cernobitch is confused by the existence of edgelord artists apparently.
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H.R. Giger is a degenerate who only draws things made out of penises. His initials are H.R.G., the same as Hillary Rodham Clinton's, if you squint at the G. This proves that KILLARY is using Comet Ping Pong Pizza as a sex dungeon to perform Satanic blood rituals in with the bodies of children.
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Sinners Sandwich said:
He has kind of a squeaky voice. A true Alpha male. :suffering:
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He doesn't sound "gay", but more like "rides the short bus". He's got this weird way of speaking that I mostly hear when people with Downs or some other mental handicap tries to speak.

Lensherr said:
Talk about the voice not matching the physique.
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OtterParty said:
he's cute but the voice is a turn off, i dont know if he'll squeal like a piggy or grunt like a gorilla when i stick my man-thingy in his poopy place and both sound unappealing
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Yeah, this is the first time I've heard his voice. I've never watched his videos and only knew of him from his Tweets. Definitely killed my boner for him, knowing he sounds like Corky from "Life Goes On".

 
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I'm confused about this "juice" thing (I've seen it from people other than Cernovich). I mean, sure, if you live in a society where people guzzle can after can of soda, drinking fruit juice will clearly have health benefits. But it seems to me that is something akin to the benefits of homeopathy back when it was proposed: you treat someone with water instead of mercury, their health will obviously improve.

Besides, it's not like fruit juice doesn't have sugar on it (natural fructose, plus anything you add to make it less bitter). It's not a substitute for drinking water, and certainly not a substitute for eating healthy.

AnOminous said:
Cernobitch is confused by the existence of edgelord artists apparently.
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Is he a Christian? Would explain the apparent inability to see how ridiculous and edgy something like that "demonic alter" is. Demonic worshipping is serious business, people.
 
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Le Redditeur Part Deux said:
I'm confused about this "juice" thing (I've seen it from people other than Cernovich). I mean, sure, if you live in a society where people guzzle can after can of soda, drinking fruit juice will clearly have health benefits.
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I'm assuming the whole "Juicebro" thing comes from this website he runs and presumably owns...

http://fit-juice.com/

Or maybe used to run? Haven't seen him mention it lately. But, whatever, it is still up and is done in exactly the cringe inducing late-night infomercial style you'd expect.
 
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"Hurr durrr haters gonna hate". Like anyone would hate on a poor baby who had the misfortune to come to this world as his child. I sincerely hope the baby is at least properly breastfed, not put into some weird "juice diet to boost his testosterone levels". Specially if the baby is actually a girl, since I didn't bother to check.
 
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Kokorengo said:
Let's hope his lolcow features only amount to narcissism and he can be an at least decent father.
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If you look at his timeline, He's tweeted something like 50 times in the twelve hours or so since the one announcing his daughter's birth. And they're all about his usual topics of fake news, Podesta e-mails, SJWs, etc. I'll just leave that there and let everyone draw their own conclusions.
 
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