Mike David / Red Bar Radio / Jules Felker David - "Where we at with Red Bar?"

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New youtube clip. I guess we have to watch Red Scare shit now because Jules likes them. Surprised this one made it to the youtube channel, I thought it was pretty forgettable.
im somewhat new to redbar but the Jules heavy episodes are brutal. They spent 15 minutes talking about the bitch from red scare vaping during an interview so Jules could say in her retard vocal fry "yasss queen shit". Holy fuck how do you let someone say that cringe shit on your show.
 
Your idol looks like he's on his way out, guy. I don't know...he kinda looks sick, pretty pathetic. Bought any of his epic streetwear lately? And by streetwear I mean long sleeve shirt with sans serif print on the sleeve, very trendy epic. Now, you have to reply to this with something about Mike making me mad. You can do it, you got this. If it helps, imagine a whole BBG watching you as you reply to this, gotta make it zing but also you have to play it cool to keep the reply very short, because you don't really care so you only do the short reply, too cool for blogpostin, because the only person allowed to sperg out a 50 paragraph reply in the Instagram comment section (lmfao) is Mike the kike himself.

And one more thing, I did click on the video above just to see his last episode, who knows, it might literally be the last episode, know what im sayin...and, it's just so oozing with cringe. Also, his frail weak looks aside, his disheveled musty kike turned into a yenta transformation aside, why does he talk with a slur? What the fuck happened to his enunciation? hahaha
Is this someone doing a bit?
 
I did think it was very weak and even Mike seemed to realize it halfway through. It sounded pretty fantastical, a "cult". There also wasn't really any proof besides the word of some chick. Then he just showed a clip from Chris D'Elia's show that was bizarre but didn't really seem to have anything to do with a cult. It was almost as if Mike hadn't seen the message before and didn't realize there wasn't anything more than that so had to pull something out of his ass to show. I think Jules finds a decent amount of the content or at least organizes it for the show from messages and the BBG, she is the producer after all. He will often say that he hasn't seen a clip while watching it on the show. The obvious downside of this of course is that we have to deal with shit like positive Dasha bits. All that being said, I'm not crying over the tarnishing of Chris D'elia's pristine reputation and you should learn to criticize the show in the thread without sounding like you're writing a psychotic hand-written letter to Mike directly.
Seeing cults everywhere is bitch shit. Jules is polluting everything, that's why the Red Scare segment didn't work. Flashbacks of him saying how funny The Office is, that's passive woman influence through and through.
 

New youtube clip. I guess we have to watch Red Scare shit now because Jules likes them. Surprised this one made it to the youtube channel, I thought it was pretty forgettable.
Yeah I skipped over this section when I was watching live, couldn't give less of a fuck about red scare.
They're not watching Red Scare they watch Meghan Kelly and make fun of how Dasha vapes while being interviewed because it looks ridiculous.
 
Michael, how do you expect to make Red Bar the “crème de la crème” of online gossip when the bulk of your “scoops” are coming from random sickos that email you? Do you normally take information at face value without any sort of fact checking involved? Because that Chris D’Elia segment was incredibly disturbing to watch. You publicly accused him of forming a cult predicated on sexually using and abusing women, cheating on his spouse once again, and even accused him of larping as a lesbian on social media to blackmail these women into submission. I always thought of you as a brain-rotten midge, but holy fuck, you’re completely insane for thinking that “scoop” was okay to share. Michael, the lies you spread defy logic. And they’re not little white lies or subjective statements either, they’re horrific, damaging, and slanderous lies produced by a disturbed mind. Not that I’d expect you to listen, but that broken brain of yours requires serious professional therapy, you’re an ailing midge.

And while we’re on the topic, I have to bring up the Cumia allegations from Episode 3. You went on a holy crusade of altruism while you painted him as a predator and a pedophile, knowing full well this clip of you exists on the Internet:

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The hypocrisy of a midge that boasted about having sexual intercourse with a young teenager (during his 30s), climbing on a moral high horse about exactly that, is simply amazing. But I guess as long as no one sees that clip, Michael can continue pretending it’s not part of his reality.

Perhaps the best part of yesterday’s show was Michael freaking out over “4chan spells” (aka the Kiwi Farms criticism) and the “hate Discord”. I wonder how much more traffic that Discord and this thread is going to get now that Michael basically told everyone to go look for it? Perhaps he pointed his white knights over to those platforms in hopes that someone would finally stick up for him? I’ve noticed how Michael becomes increasingly unhinged when his sycophants don’t jump to his rescue, or when there aren’t as many people showering him with praise. But personally, I wouldn't feel flattered if someone praised me for spreading malicious lies from random nut jobs, or for zooming in on Cumia’s wart, or for having the mental fortitude to make it through 5 hours of “work” a week. In fact, I'd wonder what kind of deluded retard found that level of activity remarkable.
How tall is Mike exactly. I feel like he rarely gives people the opportunity to gauge his height
 
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Michael, how do you expect to make Red Bar the “crème de la crème” of online gossip when the bulk of your “scoops” are coming from random sickos that email you? Do you normally take information at face value without any sort of fact checking involved? Because that Chris D’Elia segment was incredibly disturbing to watch. You publicly accused him of forming a cult predicated on sexually using and abusing women, cheating on his spouse once again, and even accused him of larping as a lesbian on social media to blackmail these women into submission. I always thought of you as a brain-rotten midge, but holy fuck, you’re completely insane for thinking that “scoop” was okay to share. Michael, the lies you spread defy logic. And they’re not little white lies or subjective statements either, they’re horrific, damaging, and slanderous lies produced by a disturbed mind. Not that I’d expect you to listen, but that broken brain of yours requires serious professional therapy, you’re an ailing midge.

And while we’re on the topic, I have to bring up the Cumia allegations from Episode 3. You went on a holy crusade of altruism while you painted him as a predator and a pedophile, knowing full well this clip of you exists on the Internet:

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The hypocrisy of a midge that boasted about having sexual intercourse with a young teenager (during his 30s), climbing on a moral high horse about exactly that, is simply amazing. But I guess as long as no one sees that clip, Michael can continue pretending it’s not part of his reality.

Perhaps the best part of yesterday’s show was Michael freaking out over “4chan spells” (aka the Kiwi Farms criticism) and the “hate Discord”. I wonder how much more traffic that Discord and this thread is going to get now that Michael basically told everyone to go look for it? Perhaps he pointed his white knights over to those platforms in hopes that someone would finally stick up for him? I’ve noticed how Michael becomes increasingly unhinged when his sycophants don’t jump to his rescue, or when there aren’t as many people showering him with praise. But personally, I wouldn't feel flattered if someone praised me for spreading malicious lies from random nut jobs, or for zooming in on Cumia’s wart, or for having the mental fortitude to make it through 5 hours of “work” a week. In fact, I'd wonder what kind of deluded retard found that level of activity remarkable.
Imagine being as invested as this likely schizophrenic and most probably undesirable to women, person must be, its disquieting.
 
How tall is Mike exactly. I feel like he rarely gives people the opportunity to gauge his height
Some reference photos. None of them give anything close to definitive proof of anything, but you can get an idea of his height. He seems to be relatively average height. In the video you can see him standing in a room with another guy and he seems kind of tall, then in photos he doesnt seem very tall. He's taller than the average woman, but not taller than a lot of men. I saw a picture once that some psycho took of Mike and Jules while waiting outside of their apartment (people really fucking hate Mike, see schizo posts in thread) and he was only a little taller than Jules who I assume is not tall. Pictures from here: https://redbarradiopictures.blogspot.com/

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Obviously Bordain is sitting and Mike is bending, but Anthony Bordain is 6'4" and Mike still looks smaller than him here. Mike's for sure not tall.
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im somewhat new to redbar but the Jules heavy episodes are brutal. They spent 15 minutes talking about the bitch from red scare vaping during an interview so Jules could say in her retard vocal fry "yasss queen shit". Holy fuck how do you let someone say that cringe shit on your show.
just like with any entertaining show, the more involvement the hole gets the worse it is
 
I can't hear anyone say they have an auto-immune disease and need time away to deal with it without just assuming they're hiding drug addiction issues or something.
i think auto-immunes are way more likely if you do drugs but i don't think the science backs it up. it could be like aids where it does seem to only happen to faggots, but there is a 3% chance for it to just happen, i will say it does seem to be more of a post-drug issues deal than a current one. the only people i know get it had a fun life but moved on only to find out years down the road they're fucked. at least with mike it happened almost concurrently.

Also episode tomorrow right? its been about a week.

Also its crazy how little anyone in the fandom talks about James Fritz, i know everyone only got hooked on bar in the last 5 years, but he's the longest running co-host in terms of # of episodes with jules only just beating him out this year, and his tenure coincides with the start of the current archive. he stayed on all the way until mike gets cut. he was never given the title of co-host like Dean, but he was there or mike impersonated him from 2006-2011.

he's such an odd character too, he has a very redditor-type personality basically and is just "the hole" for the show. but he's also the punching bag as well. like he's clearly there to be abused but its because of that quality that the rest of the cast loves him. like he's homeless for a good chunk of the show, and despite it costing him $5 in bus fare to go to Mike's apartment he does it because of the weird hold Mike has over him, even when Mike clearly is rolling in the cash, he never made a dime off the show and is routinely treated like shit by the callers and hosts.

Having said that, he's clearly almost Mike conscious, while Kyle was the devil on his shoulder, the other blonde Fritz was all about being nice to everyone(meaning gays, women and minorities) and having the show focus more on mocking the douchecanoes of the era.

honestly i do feel like if this were fictional, James would be a blatant representation of what Mike feels "normies" are or how he would be if he just buried his emotions and tried to act normal and the funny part is that its clearly a very shitty life. Fritz clearly overcompensates for how he truely feels by adopting an extreme liberal outlook, because when you get him drunk or angry enough he will be his true self and ends up acting like Sven from years later. Despite that it never helps him, Fritz has been either homeless or bordering on it for the last 20 years, no one needs another lefty AVclub style comic who wants everyone to get along.

Meanwhile Kyle shows how far you can get and how freeing just not giving a shit truely is, almost two years of being friends with kyle and mike has committed more felonies and did more antisocial behavior than any person old enough to rent a car should do. all the fun hoodrat shit Mike missed out on from age 18-26 he speedran with Kyle.

Its honestly such a weird dichotomy, because in fiction james and kyle's resulting life would either be switched or not so obviously extremely different. James childhood is literally the one every alt-right or conservative person determined was the best one and yet James is 40 and has been homeless most of his adult life, meanwhile Kyle had your average hoodrat upbringing (raised by grandparents when his single mom realized she couldn't take care of her kids from different dads and that sleeping in motels and cars wasn't giving them a good life) and yet being a hustler and psycho, skipping out on bills and getting into fights eventually paid off better than anything. being able to afford the best apartment and best clothes and living the high life while being a low life.

Its just such a hilarious subversion of how it works in fiction, yet obviously its reality. honestly its sort of sad how Kyle and Mike broke up, between the podcast, the club, and chicago becoming a major shooting location for tv and movies from 2013 onwards, they could have rode that wave to being the top podcasters in the areas. or at least until the woke bullshit comes in.

Honestly thats what makes it bittersweet, even if Mike wasn't fucked over, instead of a decade of a show that eclipsed his old one, we would have instead gotten just 4 years of a more famous one that would have been destroyed by controversy. the Redbar of 2016 onwards probably would have been the same regardless of what happened because of how bad people got TDS in chicago. its just that Mike never got that fame or got to enjoy the last years of hardcore free-speech comedy. The Die probably would have been the breath of fresh air people were clamoring for at that time.

its just funny to me how such a huge part of oldbar is basically a nobody when he was connected to the hip to mike and just by not being controversial or rocking any boats he never gets a mention in the history books.


Honestly though, everything redbar from before Kyle gets on is a waste of time, you shouldn't bother listening. Mike's lawsuit fucked him hard and made him scared to truely go nuts so everything before august 2009 is not even worth listening to. Kyle really brings Mike out of his shell. you shouldn't bother listening to them unless you're going for completion and even then they don't make you laugh, at best you'll go "oh" because of how many future famous people mike was semi-connected to in chicago or because you'll hear takes on historical events as they happen.

the only good episodes pre-kyle lane are the david angelo episodes. but anything not having them as hosts you can skip of the old pre-2012 redbar era
 
Some reference photos. None of them give anything close to definitive proof of anything, but you can get an idea of his height. He seems to be relatively average height. In the video you can see him standing in a room with another guy and he seems kind of tall, then in photos he doesnt seem very tall. He's taller than the average woman, but not taller than a lot of men. I saw a picture once that some psycho took of Mike and Jules while waiting outside of their apartment (people really fucking hate Mike, see schizo posts in thread) and he was only a little taller than Jules who I assume is not tall. Pictures from here: https://redbarradiopictures.blogspot.com/

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Obviously Bordain is sitting and Mike is bending, but Anthony Bordain is 6'4" and Mike still looks smaller than him here. Mike's for sure not tall.
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Did Bourdain do Redbar at some point?
 
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Did Bourdain do Redbar at some point?
no, in order to pretend redbar was bigger than it was, during the lost years mike would show up to meet&greets and other radio shows interviews to get pics like this so they could lie and pretend these higher ups did redbar.

the problem with interviews is that mike hates attention being taken by someone else, which is primarily why he chose dean as a co-host for years. unlike Angelo who was amazing at taking the spotlight from mike, forcing mike into being a glorified audio engineer. Dean just sat there and listened for the most part. kyle at least was a quality sidekick and by being part of the action mike didn't feel as bad letting someone else have the glory. mike would bomb interviews with literally everyone and always fuck with callers for this exact reason. another reason why oldbar was shit.

Oddly enough Mike's few solo shows during this era was also shit, an inability to focus meant he would shift topics and end up losing the plot semi-easily, unlike modern redbar which can go hours on a clip and have different takes focusing on different aspects, young mike could barely get through a simple commercial without wild tangents and had a hard time even talking to an audience on his own, his mind literally couldn't process it. like someone who uses glasses not wearing them.

But to summarize, despite the whole obsession with going big or getting maron on, mike despised anyone with a bit of fame. once you did even a commercial he basically considered you dead, TJ Miller wanted to be a semi-regular co-host only for mike to give him the runaround, possibly because of ADD reasons but more likely a subconscious hatred, he pulled the same shit on nice peter once epic rap battles started.

just to add to what i said though, there are 7 "oldbar" highlight episodes that mike conveniently left as such in the archives, they have a nice logo and a picture and summary and are of the big incidents of the era that are the best episodes made during those years. literally only listen to those of the non-kyle/non-angelo episodes. also didn't know steve o. died, he was terrible on the radio but apparently a great cocaine guy. you can skip those episodes.

also if you don't get angelo's humor or enjoy it from the oldbar highlights then you can skip his, and if you don't like the first half of fightclub/trainspotting-esque debauchery and antics then the kyle episodes won't be for you. those were heavy on never paying bills and breaking bottles. so if that type of antics doesn't amuse you, skip those too.

honestly mike's ship of thesus bullshit while annoying is the main reason its 20 years of redbar, instead of: 1 year of redbar, two years of mike on AM radio, 1 year of Mike and friends, 2 years of Mike&Dean in Chicago, 1 year of Mike&Kyle 1 year of Redbar comedy club, 4 years of redbar reloaded, 1 year of compound redbar, 6 years of scars club presents fools watch.

Also does anyone know where i can find episodes that Mike took down?
 
Fairly recent convert to the Scarsclub, i am going through the archive in chunks. Watching season 16 right now and for all the griping going on here I gotta say Jules is multiple times better than Sven in season 16, holy shit. What a nightmare.
Ya, nearly everyone who's tried to hang with Mike on the show has been way worse than Jules. Sven had some highs points though imo and I do like him in smaller doses on the show.
 
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Fairly recent convert to the Scarsclub, i am going through the archive in chunks. Watching season 16 right now and for all the griping going on here I gotta say Jules is multiple times better than Sven in season 16, holy shit. What a nightmare.
Jules is fine most of the time, even funny some of the time, but sometimes she gets a little too excited and forgets that she's supposed to be a producer and not a cohost.
 
Some reference photos. None of them give anything close to definitive proof of anything, but you can get an idea of his height. He seems to be relatively average height. In the video you can see him standing in a room with another guy and he seems kind of tall, then in photos he doesnt seem very tall. He's taller than the average woman, but not taller than a lot of men. I saw a picture once that some psycho took of Mike and Jules while waiting outside of their apartment (people really fucking hate Mike, see schizo posts in thread) and he was only a little taller than Jules who I assume is not tall. Pictures from here: https://redbarradiopictures.blogspot.com/

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Obviously Bordain is sitting and Mike is bending, but Anthony Bordain is 6'4" and Mike still looks smaller than him here. Mike's for sure not tall.
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He had Luis J. Gomez on when he guest hosted the Gavin Mcinnes show. Luis commented on how Mike was smaller than him and Mike agreed and said “yeah but only by this much” and held his hands a few inches apart. Luis is openly 5’9” and assuming it wasn’t a bit, which it really didn’t seem like in context, I’d say that puts Mike at 5’5” or 5’6”.
 
He had Luis J. Gomez on when he guest hosted the Gavin Mcinnes show. Luis commented on how Mike was smaller than him and Mike agreed and said “yeah but only by this much” and held his hands a few inches apart. Luis is openly 5’9” and assuming it wasn’t a bit, which it really didn’t seem like in context, I’d say that puts Mike at 5’5” or 5’6”.
I seriously doubt that Luis is 5'9". Joe Rogan has claimed to be 5'8". Either way, if he's a little shorter than Luis J Gomez, then he can only be barely taller than Joe Rogan. Teetering on the edge of manlet. I know that Tony Hinchcliffe is like the same height as Rogan but looks almost the same height as Dave Smith in this picture who is the tallest skank and at least 6', so angles can really throw this off. Or Tony is standing on something.
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I would bet good money that Jewels wrote this comment. Mike would never waste this much time or sperg this much. Take the account away from her she's tarnishing the brand!


I'd rather have her in the comments section than speaking. And her remarks about Kill Tony were on the money. Tony's "interviews" are fucking painful. One minute of awful stand up followed by even worse questions. Reminds me of Bill Hicks talking about Jay Leno.

 
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