Mike David / Red Bar Radio / Jules Felker David - "Where we at with Red Bar?"

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Bert Chintus said:
it seems like it’s fairly old?
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based on what's in it you can nail it down to a particular year, 2008. i assume someone made it during the 6 week hiatus mike made to revamp the show. dean doesn't begin bartending until april and mike spergs about being creatively spent from april until the 6 week break. mind you he doesn't announce that its 6 weeks, he just says he'll come back if/when he wants. the fact that it doesn't mention kyle or mike stanley means its probably right in 2008.

also @cheet agreed on the archiving. Mike did his boarding school story sometime in the first half of 2011, and later sold it as well as his first episode to his loser fans. if you're willing to take the him he could possibly sell those eps to you or others.

But honestly mike 100% deserved what happened to him with the club, if he treated kyle the way he treats his current skinny blonde bunkmate he'd be on top of the world right now. he was just such a sack of shit to everyone, especially the fans. he made $100k+ from the club but did 3 different marathon shows begging for money. in a 5 month span, constantly not keeping up with promises either. its hilarious to say but oldbar was everything mike hates in podcasters today, there is very little separating 2011 mike and any of Joe Rogan's buddies.

mike just spread himself so thin those days too, the laughs are fewer and far between and his obsession with offensive comedy was pissing off a lot of the comedians around him, that and his open mic antics its literally like julius caesar. If he didn't get fucked over Mike would have just went to LA with Fritz and would have gotten destroyed eventually. Fritz was like a manager for a teen singer. constantly forcing mike into this image he didn't want. Mike would have been like David cross/doug stanhope/jim jeffries etc. where he only mocked whites or christians and never said shit about jews or blacks because fritz would be there to yank the chain or steer the conversation in such a shitty way. the way they talk about bill hicks when he was so narrow in his jokes and bits is insane, the fact that mike was willing to talk about blacks and jews meant he'd always be better than these cookie cutter comics like Stanhope who have the same reddit opinions on the world.

As for the other guy saying Mike's not sexual, i'm sure the molestation didn't help, but he was always anti-PDA. he's probably awful at sex, and admits to being a narcissist especially when it comes to the porn he consumes so he probably was awful at sex, he rarely had sex even during the height of his club days and blatantly had an inferiority complex towards kyle who was like a real life version of a male in a brazzers scene. Kyle was willing to be his sub way longer than anyone else and still had to turn on him in the end. Kyle has talked about how good mike's penis is way more on the show than jules and she's his fucking wife and has been on the show longer than anyone. which should tell you how pathetic mike clearly is in that department. its clear Mike's got gooner dick. can't get it up to anything besides porn, been that way since 2007 at the latest. there's a reason all his relationships end with the women fucking someone else.

Again, if Mike treated jules the way he treated any of his other co-hosts he wouldn't have her in his life a long time ago. just in general he rarely attacks jules as much as she clearly deserves. i know if i ever met jules i'd give her a couple slaps to help mike catch up to where he was with dean/fritz/kyle/stanley/othy and the rest. for fucks sake its been half a decade of her involved with the show and he doesn't even have a good impression of her. he needs an entire episode just mocking her to catch up to the other co-hosts.

Speaking of Othy; i think its funny that he's a premature ejaculator, you don't hear about those types much anymore, the fact that those guys exist is pretty odd. most guys would have been too addicted to porn by 2010 to cum within seconds of being in a woman.
 
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based on what's in it you can nail it down to a particular year, 2008. i assume someone made it during the 6 week hiatus mike made to revamp the show. dean doesn't begin bartending until april and mike spergs about being creatively spent from april until the 6 week break. mind you he doesn't announce that its 6 weeks, he just says he'll come back if/when he wants. the fact that it doesn't mention kyle or mike stanley means its probably right in 2008.

also @cheet agreed on the archiving. Mike did his boarding school story sometime in the first half of 2011, and later sold it as well as his first episode to his loser fans. if you're willing to take the him he could possibly sell those eps to you or others.

But honestly mike 100% deserved what happened to him with the club, if he treated kyle the way he treats his current skinny blonde bunkmate he'd be on top of the world right now. he was just such a sack of shit to everyone, especially the fans. he made $100k+ from the club but did 3 different marathon shows begging for money. in a 5 month span, constantly not keeping up with promises either. its hilarious to say but oldbar was everything mike hates in podcasters today, there is very little separating 2011 mike and any of Joe Rogan's buddies.

mike just spread himself so thin those days too, the laughs are fewer and far between and his obsession with offensive comedy was pissing off a lot of the comedians around him, that and his open mic antics its literally like julius caesar. If he didn't get fucked over Mike would have just went to LA with Fritz and would have gotten destroyed eventually. Fritz was like a manager for a teen singer. constantly forcing mike into this image he didn't want. Mike would have been like David cross/doug stanhope/jim jeffries etc. where he only mocked whites or christians and never said shit about jews or blacks because fritz would be there to yank the chain or steer the conversation in such a shitty way. the way they talk about bill hicks when he was so narrow in his jokes and bits is insane, the fact that mike was willing to talk about blacks and jews meant he'd always be better than these cookie cutter comics like Stanhope who have the same reddit opinions on the world.

As for the other guy saying Mike's not sexual, i'm sure the molestation didn't help, but he was always anti-PDA. he's probably awful at sex, and admits to being a narcissist especially when it comes to the porn he consumes so he probably was awful at sex, he rarely had sex even during the height of his club days and blatantly had an inferiority complex towards kyle who was like a real life version of a male in a brazzers scene. Kyle was willing to be his sub way longer than anyone else and still had to turn on him in the end. Kyle has talked about how good mike's penis is way more on the show than jules and she's his fucking wife and has been on the show longer than anyone. which should tell you how pathetic mike clearly is in that department. its clear Mike's got gooner dick. can't get it up to anything besides porn, been that way since 2007 at the latest. there's a reason all his relationships end with the women fucking someone else.

Again, if Mike treated jules the way he treated any of his other co-hosts he wouldn't have her in his life a long time ago. just in general he rarely attacks jules as much as she clearly deserves. i know if i ever met jules i'd give her a couple slaps to help mike catch up to where he was with dean/fritz/kyle/stanley/othy and the rest. for fucks sake its been half a decade of her involved with the show and he doesn't even have a good impression of her. he needs an entire episode just mocking her to catch up to the other co-hosts.

Speaking of Othy; i think its funny that he's a premature ejaculator, you don't hear about those types much anymore, the fact that those guys exist is pretty odd. most guys would have been too addicted to porn by 2010 to cum within seconds of being in a woman.
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So true the part about stanhope aswell i think doug seems like a chill guy and he is funny but ever since i got out of my reddit atheist phase i have not found him as funny as i once did but back in the early 2000s leftists were the funny guys but thats no longer the case
 
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Been waiting all morning to post this.

Mike sent out an email saying to go to Def Noodles' "comedy club" in LA and implied there's some sort of gay ops in the works. Could be interesting.
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Def Noodles is apparently a youtube commentary guy, stand-up comedian, and B-52 pilot that held one roast like this a week or so ago at his comedy club that is actually just a very tiny storefront in LA with a stage. Salvo Pancakes covered it, it was pretty cringe but not really all that funny or interesting. Def Noodles' and guests were completely unprepared and predictably bombed. Pretty painful to watch at some points.


Mike said on the last episode that there were small time people that he was "helping" and I think it's all but confirmed that Salvo is one of those people.
 
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I watched Salvo's livestream of the Def Noodles roast live, it was great, they had a screen with their twitch chat up and salvo told everyone to go spam the pancakes emote and for like half an hour all you could see was just tons of pancake emotes quickly scrolling by, and the other comics who didnt know were like 'oh we got hella pancakes in the chat' as def noodles nervously tried to change the subject. then this girl called someone a faggot during the roast and they got banned from twitch right after.

also the most recent redbar was great, or it has been so far, i've only watched the first couple of hours. sven can be annoying as fuck if he's too drunk, but he isn't drunk yet so we'll see.
 
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ive uploaded a clip from episode 10, in 1440p and edited it down a bit, and emailed it to mike to ask if it was cool to upload and he said 'not appropriate for youtube! will get you/us banned 100%. That’s mostly why we don’t use youtube. They’ll report this one right away. '

but yeah i think the last thing they uploaded was the dasha clip, but the other clips on the youtube page are super well edited, with like relevant clips added in, like mike mentioning the evolution of logan paul's accent and including a bunch of actual separate clips of his different voices, etc. so i wonder why they dont do at least one each episode
 
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Sven week was the best episode all season so far, also mike is definitely having weird sex with that tranny Robin tran
 
What a saddening episode that was for the midge. My takeaway was that Sven reads what Michael’s “detractors” write about him online, otherwise he wouldn’t have confirmed that Michael’s “illness” was internalized criticism, and that he engages in psychological projection. Of course, we already knew all that, but it's always nice hearing Michael’s best friend corroborate our beliefs about him. I’m surprised Sven did that though, because he knows full well that Michael struggles with intrusive thoughts, but did it anyways (and live, no less). Some friend you got there, Michael.

The midge also brought up tasteless photos of himself on Julienne’s phone, hoping she’d embellish his unfortunate situation downstairs by recounting a story of him “coming out of the closet” a couple days earlier. I wonder if Michael read this thread and made a gag out of the speculation to cope? Or maybe it was just a pitiful attempt at proving his detractors wrong? Because after he brought that up, Julienne tried desperately to convince everyone that Michael's stalk never looked better, despite the fact that he ages in dog years. Does she seriously expect us to believe Michael's plights just suddenly improved at forty? Man, it sounds like even Julienne showers the midge with empty praise to keep him going these days, how unfortunate.

On a separate note, here’s an amazing clip of Michael taking a “fools sip”:



But best of all, I caught Michael's mask slipping briefly during an odd segment on monkeypox. The midge sounded unusually concerned about the prospects of people stigmatizing homosexuals, and nervously "adjusted" the knobs on his mic stand as a result:



If that was a “fools cope”, did Michael unknowingly out himself as a closeted gay man? Is that why Michael refused to give Sven's hand a platonic kiss, because he thought people would perceive it as "gay"? I think there’s more to this than meets the eye.
 
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looool those are the only clips you can get out of a 5 hour stream? you really exposed him. also i felt like the discussion about mike's sex life and even the fact that kramer on the phone specifically said that jules never talks about mike's dick happened like *as* the episode was happening, but i didn't see when the episode streamed, i only saw that it had been uploaded a day or two later. but saying he brought it up specifically to fish for compliments from jules in response to this thread, specifically seems highly unlikely to me.

also you can't turn a juul puff into a fools sip, say a fool's puff or something, but they're fundamentally different things and you need an explanation as to why it's a fool's puff. the original explanation of the fool's sip was that i think like, josh denny or someone was drinking pomegranate juice and that he kept sipping on it every time mike was criticizing him, and mike was like, 'you don't need to constantly be sipping on that thing, it's not even water'. however, if i have a vape, i will constantly puff on it literally every moment i'm awake, i feel like it's probably worse for me than actually smoking cigs.
 
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Bert Chintus said:
looool those are the only clips you can get out of a 5 hour stream? you really exposed him. also i felt like the discussion about mike's sex life and even the fact that kramer on the phone specifically said that jules never talks about mike's dick happened like *as* the episode was happening, but i didn't see when the episode streamed, i only saw that it had been uploaded a day or two later. but saying he brought it up specifically to fish for compliments from jules in response to this thread, specifically seems highly unlikely to me.

also you can't turn a juul puff into a fools sip, say a fool's puff or something, but they're fundamentally different things and you need an explanation as to why it's a fool's puff. the original explanation of the fool's sip was that i think like, josh denny or someone was drinking pomegranate juice and that he kept sipping on it every time mike was criticizing him, and mike was like, 'you don't need to constantly be sipping on that thing, it's not even water'. however, if i have a vape, i will constantly puff on it literally every moment i'm awake, i feel like it's probably worse for me than actually smoking cigs.
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You're right, a fools sip is when someone is clearly uncomfortable and they take an awkward sip. That was just a puff.
 
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lmao keemstar talks to salvo on this stream, but before he gets on the call, keemstar clocks that he's basically doing a redbar impression. then when he gets on, salvo says how he wants to take over drama alert for keemstar and says that mike david sent him a bunch of his old equipment, which makes sense, since someone in here mentioned that mike was specifically helping out salvo somehow.
 
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Def noodles stream was a total shitshow from beginning to end. I have never seen anything more pathetic.
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im watching salvo's vod and holy shit, im dying. i expected the def noodles show to be a shitshow, based on his 'roast', but salvo crashing it was so good.

edit: he just said that mike paid for his flight there lmao

holy fuck, the def noodles thing was kind of crazy, for those of you that don’t know about any of this, (cause I also didn’t know who def noodles was before hearing about salvo from Mike/this thread) he’s a shitty youtube drama dude who recently decided that he wanted to fulfill his dream of being a comedian, and I guess his fans turned on him, which Mike kind of explained in the last episode. But he had a roast battle with some truly dreadful local LA comedians that are truly amateur in every sense of the word, and it went terribly and he decided to do it again this weekend with the same comics, for some reason.

Mike had hinted at this the last couple of episodes, because I guess they had been talking shit to him online and salvo is from Ohio so I think he assumed there was no way he’d show up, so he said like ‘pull up or shut up’ and come to the roast, or youre a pussy or whatever. So Mike paid for Salvo to show up in a limousine with a buff, black body guard and literally like 95% of the people who showed up to see the show were Redbar and salvo fans there to mock def noodles, if not all of the crowd aside from maybe a few of def noodles friends. So salvo has been streaming the ride to the venue, and while everyone is waiting in line outside, salvo gets out of the limousine, and immediately has everyone chanting ‘fuck def noodles’ and then chanting ‘Redbar’ and ‘salvo pancakes’. Then salvo goes up and tells the door people he’s performing and they don’t let him in, and say he can come in when everyone else is let in. So they all file in and salvo comes in last, and as soon as he gets in the door he just immediately has control of the entire room, and is standing on ‘stage’ (I say this because it’s really not a comedy club, but like a small office or commercial space converted into a ‘comedy club’), and starts shitting on def noodles, and how tiny the room is in person etc.

Seeing it from the angle of salvo’s stream, there must have been like a tenth of the people there the first show, but the room is full this time, obviouslh because it’s all Redbar and salvo fans, and again, the crowd is chanting ‘Redbar’ repeatedly, so def noodles is clearly nervous, backstage thinking of what to do. Salvo gets on the phone with Mike, and is standing on stage and tells everyone ‘guys it’s Mike David’ and everyone is chanting ‘Redbar’ as def noodles walks out, salvo facing away from him, and he aggressively shoves salvo hard, genuinely like assaults the guy (and him and his like security guards/friends continue to assault him multiple times throughout the night)

At 5:20 in this video you can see when he shoves salvo as everyone is yelling Redbar https://youtu.be/w_SDcGaVulA

Then def noodles ‘thanks’ salvo and says that he’ll let him come in at the end and they can roast each other, but that he has to let them do their show first, which was just a retarded decision to make, because after salvo basically conducted the crowd to heckle the shit out of def noodles and his friends all night. Then when he finally gets to go up, def noodles says ‘my friends who are experienced comedians are saying I shouldn’t let you have a mic’, and then they argue for a few minutes and he asks his friends one by one if he should get a mic, and he reluctantly gives him one for like a minute maybe, and the audio has been such dog shit all night that you can barely hear anyone and can barely hear salvo, but he doesn’t even get started and they cut his audio and end the show and then he has his security physically lift salvo up and carry him out of the building.

People toss around the words shit show often, but I don’t think I’ve ever described anything that way, but god damn that was maybe the biggest shit show ive ever seen, and it was funny as fuck because of salvo and Mike, and salvo just repeatedly fucked def noodles up like, metaphysically, I can’t imagine that won’t do long term damage to him in a lot of ways, but holy fuck.
 
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Bert Chintus said:
holy fuck, the def noodles thing was kind of crazy, for those of you that don’t know about any of this, (cause I also didn’t know who def noodles was before hearing about salvo from Mike/this thread) he’s a shitty youtube drama dude who recently decided that he wanted to fulfill his dream of being a comedian, and I guess his fans turned on him, which Mike kind of explained in the last episode. But he had a roast battle with some truly dreadful local LA comedians that are truly amateur in every sense of the word, and it went terribly and he decided to do it again this weekend with the same comics, for some reason.

Mike had hinted at this the last couple of episodes, because I guess they had been talking shit to him online and salvo is from Ohio so I think he assumed there was no way he’d show up, so he said like ‘pull up or shut up’ and come to the roast, or youre a pussy or whatever. So Mike paid for Salvo to show up in a limousine with a buff, black body guard and literally like 95% of the people who showed up to see the show were Redbar and salvo fans there to mock def noodles, if not all of the crowd aside from maybe a few of def noodles friends. So salvo has been streaming the ride to the venue, and while everyone is waiting in line outside, salvo gets out of the limousine, and immediately has everyone chanting ‘fuck def noodles’ and then chanting ‘Redbar’ and ‘salvo pancakes’. Then salvo goes up and tells the door people he’s performing and they don’t let him in, and say he can come in when everyone else is let in. So they all file in and salvo comes in last, and as soon as he gets in the door he just immediately has control of the entire room, and is standing on ‘stage’ (I say this because it’s really not a comedy club, but like a small office or commercial space converted into a ‘comedy club’), and starts shitting on def noodles, and how tiny the room is in person etc.

Seeing it from the angle of salvo’s stream, there must have been like a tenth of the people there the first show, but the room is full this time, obviouslh because it’s all Redbar and salvo fans, and again, the crowd is chanting ‘Redbar’ repeatedly, so def noodles is clearly nervous, backstage thinking of what to do. Salvo gets on the phone with Mike, and is standing on stage and tells everyone ‘guys it’s Mike David’ and everyone is chanting ‘Redbar’ as def noodles walks out, salvo facing away from him, and he aggressively shoves salvo hard, genuinely like assaults the guy (and him and his like security guards/friends continue to assault him multiple times throughout the night)

At 5:20 in this video you can see when he shoves salvo as everyone is yelling Redbar https://youtu.be/w_SDcGaVulA

Then def noodles ‘thanks’ salvo and says that he’ll let him come in at the end and they can roast each other, but that he has to let them do their show first, which was just a retarded decision to make, because after salvo basically conducted the crowd to heckle the shit out of def noodles and his friends all night. Then when he finally gets to go up, def noodles says ‘my friends who are experienced comedians are saying I shouldn’t let you have a mic’, and then they argue for a few minutes and he asks his friends one by one if he should get a mic, and he reluctantly gives him one for like a minute maybe, and the audio has been such dog shit all night that you can barely hear anyone and can barely hear salvo, but he doesn’t even get started and they cut his audio and end the show and then he has his security physically lift salvo up and carry him out of the building.

People toss around the words shit show often, but I don’t think I’ve ever described anything that way, but god damn that was maybe the biggest shit show ive ever seen, and it was funny as fuck because of salvo and Mike, and salvo just repeatedly fucked def noodles up like, metaphysically, I can’t imagine that won’t do long term damage to him in a lot of ways, but holy fuck.
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The def noodles thing blew my mind, especially once I watched the full stream. What a miserable shit show for the comedians. When Salvo bounced the black guy's titties I fucking died. I almost felt sorry for them, you just can't win in that situation. And then noodles goes on youtube the next day and declares victory, lol.

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You clearly haven’t seen this mess:

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Just look at him. I was astonished when I saw Michael struggle to hold a can of beer, even with both hands wrapped around it. How Julienne could cuddle up to this pathetic excuse of a man is beyond me.
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Second post of yours that makes me think you really want to fuck Jules.
 
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