Mike David / Red Bar Radio / Jules Felker David - "Where we at with Red Bar?"

[Queesechake]

Nick Rochefort gets a donation about Redbar and acts strange.

 

[Akashic Retard]

The gayest music imaginable. I used to like the music on Redbar but there’s been some supremely girly shit being played lately. I get that it’s supposed to be ironic but it’s also not because Jules is the one picking it and legitimately likes it. The show is being girlified.

All the music in the latest ep is heterosexual. I am taking credit and am making the bold claim that Jules/Mike checks this thread.

 

[Nate Higgers]

All the music in the latest ep is heterosexual. I am taking credit and am making the bold claim that Jules/Mike checks this thread.

Oh of course they do. Mike even said in an episode weeks ago that he didn’t want to like Dax Herrera/“Dick Masterson” because “then Null from KiwiFarms wouldn’t think I’m cool!”

I noticed a lot of what he does is strongly rooted in the motivation to “look cool”. He was obviously talking about not wanting any kind of negative attention from KF or Null, but the point still stands. He noticed he’s been getting called gay for singing karaoke to female zoomer music and now he’s shifted gears to “cool” music that doesn’t sound effeminate.

 

[p a r o x y s m]

I noticed a lot of what he does is strongly rooted in the motivation to “look cool”. He was obviously talking about not wanting any kind of negative attention from KF or Null, but the point still stands. He noticed he’s been getting called gay for singing karaoke to female zoomer music and now he’s shifted gears to “cool” music that doesn’t sound effeminate.

I agree with this for the most part. Michael’s so desperate for validation that he’s even playing clips of former “fools” praising him during the show, thinking that’ll somehow sway the critics in this thread. In fact, he’s probably hoping we’ll watch that nonsense and say to ourselves, “Wow, maybe this Michael guy isn’t such a piece of shit after all?” and end up liking him instead. He honestly thinks that if he can just manipulate us into understanding him or feeling sorry for his sad life, we’ll overlook all the terrible things he’s done. And are we supposed to believe this midget can just flip a switch and become a "nice" and "kind" version of himself after decades of being a conniving parasite? What a delusional idiot. That facade of his is only convincing the most brain dead Red Bar fans who have nothing better to do than to fawn over his every move.

Does anyone need a reminder that Michael yelled at Julienne on several occasions and even made her burst into tears right in front of Sven over a year ago? It still blows my mind how comfortable this midget was demolishing his wife's self-esteem in front of a friend he hadn’t seen in years. Just think about that for a second. If this unhinged closet case had so little restraint or shame that he was okay with losing it on poor Julienne with Sven watching, imagine what kind of savagery goes down when it’s just the two of them in their cramped apartment? It’s also worth noting that Michael has a history of being violent with his exes, and that kind of behavior doesn’t just go away without some serious therapy.

Mark my words: Michael and Julienne’s marriage is going to crash and burn before this midget turns 50.

 

[Dr. Remulak]

He'll be dead before he's 50. Jules will see her looks diminish and ask herself the question all women ask themselves, "do I want to waste my beauty on this loser?". She'll probably find another comedian, who isn't afraid to leave the house, and pop out a couple kids before they separate/divorce.

 

[Queesechake]

He'll be dead before he's 50. Jules will see her looks diminish and ask herself the question all women ask themselves, "do I want to waste my beauty on this loser?". She'll probably find another comedian, who isn't afraid to leave the house, and pop out a couple kids before they separate/divorce.

You're gay.

 

[Dr. Remulak]

You're gay.

And? Post some more videos nobody cares about.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Mike David is so fucking illiterate and it makes me so mad, every episode pre-Jules is unwatchable. He should have just renamed the show when she joined. like pre-2016 is dogshit. i hate it so much. half the shows are just him going "someone please call in (to read chat for me and help me run the show) " You could tell how dogshit the show was because he'd constantly announce his view count while begging for a good looking, woman with a nice voice to call in and be a co-host.

although I personally still believe that those comments were all just edginess and playing his character.

dude have you seen Mike's wife, she was 19 when they hooked up, and most of the women mike talked to on the show from that era were similarly "teens" the french jew and that arizona alcoholic were both young blonde and flirted with mike. He really did have a type (and it was women that reminded him of his first true love Kyle Lane)

Sounds like you missed the weeks of shows around his escapades of Craigslist ads to lure “teens” to hotels with promises of weed and booze to fuck them and then his crying about Danielle calling him a pedophile for it because he never verified if any of the girls were 18

i did, name the episodes, i'm sure i would have it in my timecodes if it happened during the Danielle saga, she was also super young at 26 so very little reason for her to call mike out on this stuff. Beyond that Mike always hung up on anyone that was under 18 or at least admited to being under 18.

Mike always came across having the spirit a Kiwi Farmer,

he can't handle being critized and says as much, he ban hammers worse than Spoony ever did. something like 80% of people in his chat ever have gotten banned.

He doesn't run ads, he doesn't have sponsors, doesn't take donations,

he literally had ads during 2009, he had sponsors in 2013, and he proudly begged for donations until 2016. you can literally see him doing it on his site blog posts. of course he stopped once he started gaining traction in 2017, but before that he was literally begging for food like ip2 streamers. Mike david has done show's for 21 years and only the last 7 have been quality. the 14 before that were cow quality. he even admits it in the chicago live show.

https://redbarradio.net/news/there-was-a-marathon-show

https://redbarradio.net/news/share-my-song-please

https://redbarradio.net/news/help-me-get-fame

https://redbarradio.net/news/yikes

https://redbarradio.net/news/shitty-news-from-dog-tower

 

[p a r o x y s m]

Mike David is so fucking illiterate and it makes me so mad, every episode pre-Jules is unwatchable. He should have just renamed the show when she joined. like pre-2016 is dogshit. i hate it so much.

Sometimes I wonder if Michael was born mentally handicapped or if his stupidity comes from all those classes he skipped during his formative years. He openly admits that he can’t write or socialize without Adderall, so realistically, his use of stimulants is the only thing keeping him from coming off like a total moron on the show to the fawning rejects. We’re talking about a midge who can barely read or write, types with his middle fingers, struggles with basic mental math that a toddler could answer, and constantly blanks out on the show to the point where Julienne needs to step in and remind him what he was blabbering on about. If I’m being nice, I’d say he’s dementing. If I’m less generous, I’d say he’s a developmentally stunted retard.

Just this last episode, Julienne said she wanted to walk over to Michael and give him a tickle since he was feeling grumpy from heartburn that had him burping and farting all night while huffing nitrous to cope with it. She also said that she tickles the midgelet whenever he’s in a crabby mood, and apparently Michael enjoys it so much that he can’t help but giggle like a toddler and beg for more. Seriously, am I the only one who thinks it’s downright creepy for a man in his forties to behave like this? What’s next, are we going to find out Michael has a secret diaper fetish instead of just needing them for IBS? Nothing would surprise me anymore because this midge can't even get through a show without sucking on his vape pen like it's a pacifier.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

if his stupidity comes from all those classes he skipped during his formative years.

This is why the asvab has multiple categories. Mike reminds me of Richard Branson or the other people who rolled a 20 on charisma but a 2 in intelligence.

He admitted he peaked at 14 and he means in terms of charisma. His knowledge was always a low point for him. It's a big reason he takes so much pride in doing glorified trade work. Or cared more about his radio show than his relationships. Dummies like him can't do much.

It's also a big reason he kept doing the show when contemporaries and co-hosts didn't. He literally didn't have any other job. It really was the show or working retail and living with his parents.

The reason he's so beloved is because he has amazing instincts, he can't write a joke to save his life but if forced to say a joke on the spot he'll come up with something that it takes professional comedians like Mark Normand half a year to figure out.

It's why he does the show the way he does. Planning bits can't work so he can't do his show "every Thursday at 5" but if he has something he really wants to say he'll vomit it out on camera.

Honestly a career in entertainment really is the only one a guy as dumb as him could do. He's too stupid to play video games even.

Also for what it's worth I think it was just a joke. Mike was so molested he literally couldn't be touched or change in a gym. So her just surprise tickling him would not be within the realm of possibility

 

[Nate Higgers]

Sometimes I wonder if Michael was born mentally handicapped or if his stupidity comes from all those classes he skipped during his formative years. He openly admits that he can’t write or socialize without Adderall, so realistically, his use of stimulants is the only thing keeping him from coming off like a total moron on the show to the fawning rejects. We’re talking about a midge who can barely read or write, types with his middle fingers, struggles with basic mental math that a toddler could answer, and constantly blanks out on the show to the point where Julienne needs to step in and remind him what he was blabbering on about. If I’m being nice, I’d say he’s dementing. If I’m less generous, I’d say he’s a developmentally stunted retard.

Just this last episode, Julienne said she wanted to walk over to Michael and give him a tickle since he was feeling grumpy from heartburn that had him burping and farting all night while huffing nitrous to cope with it. She also said that she tickles the midgelet whenever he’s in a crabby mood, and apparently Michael enjoys it so much that he can’t help but giggle like a toddler and beg for more. Seriously, am I the only one who thinks it’s downright creepy for a man in his forties to behave like this? What’s next, are we going to find out Michael has a secret diaper fetish instead of just needing them for IBS? Nothing would surprise me anymore because this midge can't even get through a show without sucking on his vape pen like it's a pacifier.

Mike doesn’t use adderall…he uses vyvanse. I make this distinction because on older clips where he’s making fun of Mike Mailjak (spelling?) for being on adderall, “someone” pointed out that after that point, Mike got on vyvanse and he can excuse it with the Jewish pilpul argument that “it’s not adderall…ITS VYVAAAAAANNNNNSSSSE! *car crash sound effect and clapping intensifies*”

 

[Queesechake]

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

At what point in time did redbar make the Niggerz bob song?
Kinda the only thing i know about redbar is that he made it.
And that he intentionally starts shit with his fans and called Andy Warski a coce nosed faggot.

 

[niggernomicon]

The new subreddit's users act like giant fags

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Mike got on vyvanse

He's been doing less and less content every month, if I didn't know he can't handle drugs I'd have assumed he's on drugs.

He has an episode of his first time taking Xanax and it was like half a bar or something hilariously small and he just can't function. He can handle his booze pretty well and apparently his weed but everything else is not good.

At what point in time did redbar make the Niggerz bob song?

Super early 2014 on an "after show" called kidzbop.

Most after shows were just Mike singing covers for 5+ hours. He didn't start doing karaoke as planned segments until Jules started running the show. In 2012-2014 he also started doing regular shows of all covers. He almost never did "racist remixes" and that's literally the only time he did that in the history of the show up until 2015

Mike has easily 100+ hours of him singing on RBR. He came up with the song on the spot as a way to impress a girl who was gushing about his co-host neo-nazi Sven and was like "omg your racism makes me so wet" and Mike decided to try to steal his thunder. It worked out really well

Sven even calls him out in the episode, and most people instantly saw through Mike trying to big dick people with his rap skills deliberately changing songs if someone started getting into a groove.

The reason that song in particular went viral, especially in 2015 is because decided/realized he could get a shitload of fans by going after other small podcasts and spreading his songs all over the Internet and invading subreddits.

Mike in general is a lot like a girl and conforms to whomever gives him attention and Sven was pretty much the only one talking to him online in 2013 on a regular basis.

Sven doesn't even like the show and the vast majority of redbar episodes he "co-hosts" were Mike just turning on the recording and going live without even telling him.

Mike does say he doesn't like Sven being serious in his bigotry but Mikes fanbase was chased away by 4chan users like Sven by that point. Sven was posting pol memes on their Facebook group way back in 2013 and him and other mods basically took over that private Facebook group.

If you notice in the archive most of 2015 is missing, more than almost any other year. And that's because Mike, Influenced by his fanbase went after everyone. He was prank calling people he shouldnt and was smearing everyone he could.

Wreckless media radio is why Mike had to remove 5 episodes in a row besides his 5 hour concert. Mike went after them hard for hours, and forced a show that was slowly dying for years to finally call it quits

Wreckless media radio was a dogshit show, it only was as "popular" as it was because of how small the field was back in 2007 especially for visual podcasts/streaming shows on whatever website they used.

Mike was correct to mock it because the show was just that bad. I listened to everything episode of that dogshit expecting to hear any more Mike David and there wasn't anything. They had their own lives and the podcast was just Bryan's personal project and it sucked. A good half of any episode was one of maybe 100 different ska songs, the content was just suburban white dudes reacting to Internet videos without any ability to make them funny. The best was in 2007 just because they were young and got into way more goofy hijinks.

Greg's story about his uncle who's blatantly a criminal is the funniest thing in the entire show. The 2nd funniest might be Mikes response videos attacking them. 3rd funniest is bulletball, but that's because the concept is funny.

Mike mainly turned on Brian because Brian didn't invite him to his wedding, Mike wasn't going to go but he wants to be invited. He's one of those "I don't like going to parties but want to be invited" types. Weezer superfan style losers.

Brian berris being a cuck who's wife cheated on him with her boss and other dudes is most likely true.

Also you know how cuck was such a huge word in the 2010s? You can thank Mike David for that, him attacking Brian for being a cuck and the redbar fans shitposting all over pol meant that it got picked up en masse like the niggersbop song or "kill all the gays"

And the only reason an anti- school, anti- book reader like Mike knows what a cuckold is, is because of his own experiences being cheated on by every woman he ever dated and specifically Fritz using that term to describe him during the 2011 tell-all where it became known that Mike's girlfriend at the time Katie was fucking everyone of the dudes Mike hung out with back in 2009.

The other removed episodes are from him also going after the wrong people but those episodes I mentioned were him and WMR.

Mike getting hit with lawsuits by Kyle Lane and others is why a lot of the other removed episodes in 2015 aren't there anymore.

Like the last removed episode in 2017 or 2018 is from talking about Kyle Lane specifically.

Honestly I loved Kyle and he was straight up the original Jules for Mike, Kyle was his own Manic Pixie dream girl and Mike got tired of him and the comedy club but vindictively went after Kyle for years despite not doing anything wrong.

Mike hated blondes before Kyle Lane and if you listen to the Kyle Lane and Mike episodes they are scarily similar to Mike and Jules episodes from today. Outside of the fools watching.

Kyle was the only person in Chicago willing to hang out with Mike and play along with his stupid ideas and he got burned for it.

If you notice Mike routinely going after comedians and podcasts really starts in 2015 and it goes from low level pathetic losers like TommyNC and Donkeylips and builds up to where he is now being so Infamous that seeing his name In you chat causes mental breakdowns for comedians.

Like Donkeylips and WMR had less than 1000 views on most of their YouTube shit and the vast majority of views were from Mike and his fans watching just to downvote or mock them .

Sven and Zach wanted Mike to go after WMR and Patrick Melton way back in 2011 but Mike wasn't friendly enough with them to take their advice at that point and time. And honestly knowing Melton and WMR at that time I think Mike would have gotten destroyed if he tried. Melton just got to LA and had every big name on his show and Mikes reputation in Chicago would have fucked him and WMR had them all living together semi-employed so they could have had the time and passion to strike back in a way that they couldn't a few years later.

Mike lost quite a bit of fans throughout 2011-2015 and it was only midway through 2015 that the show started gaining fans again.

 

[Kirby vacuums]

Is there any credence to Mike actually going to the Elan school? I think it was mentioned in this thread before but I don't think there was any answer or evidence, I just assumed it was so weird flex he wanted to pull off for attention or money since I seem to remember it being said that he sold the story some how.

 

[raisinlove]

Dean originally showed Mike the elan forum in 2007 or so because Dean bought a keyboard from a guy that went there and told him about it and I guess everyone forgot about it so Mike made up his story, probably originally as a way to troll Fritz because Mike thinks anyone “sensitive” is gay and caring about another man is gay.

Because yeah, according to Mike he was the only student ever to “see through” the program, had a doomed Romeo and Juliette forbidden romance with a teacher, then broke the entire system and lead an entire revolt of the school. Oh and he also managed to befriend a popular pop punk artist whose home he visited during school who was going to give him guitars and make music with him until someone told on him then mysteriously it was never brought up again and Ben foster has no recollection of it even happening.

Oh and Stevenson high school ended up forging a literal 4.0 gpa for him as a result which he used to go to a diploma mill for a certificate in film in Florida.

Not to mention his unemployed mom and suit salesman dad paid out of pocket like $90,000 for it they never got back. And even though it was a traumatic event for all, Mike’s brother Dan David had nothing to say about it at all

Oh and Drew Michael Zimmerman went to Stevenson a year behind Mike and had nothing to say about it either

and then there’s also the fact that during the marathon show someone who actually went to elan during that timeframe called in and Mike completely froze and became a different person because he had the potential of being caught in his lies live on the air

In truth Mike probably was probably sent to the ombudsman sped school and got his ged from there.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

That one guy I think had the best take. Mike did go to a school in Maine but because he's a retard forgot the name and tried looking it up and got it and Elan confused. As you see in the interview he did with the Elan director, Mike did have experiences just not ones from Elan.

Elan has the most name recognition but it's an entire ecosystem on its own. As for the 4.0 that's bullshit but Mike getting a GED isn't. Ive known enough people that have taken the test to say getting a 100% isnt hard and for whatever they give kids in Chicago in the late 90s it was probably even easier.

Mike went to a huge high school too and Drew Michael Zimmerman was deaf so was probably in SPED so that and a year younger which are two huge reasons someone like Mike wouldnt remotely have spent time around him or vice versa.

You have to remember how vain Mike is and how trendy their high school was, also I think while they went to the same high school either they were separated more by grades or it was a filter from various middle schools because Drew never knew Dan David either and didn't go to any of the bar mitzvahs Mike did or recognize the names.

From what I know about "good" parents of disturbed teenagers it's also extremely plausible for them to be railroaded into a program or the state paying for one. You use the cost as a way to prove Mike's parents couldn't afford it as if most of the parents aren't getting some type of loan sponsored by the school itself. It's a great idea too because the collateral is literally the kids future if the parents don't pay for their abuse.

Mike even admits that while he might have hated going there, he was an insane teenager and proposed that "eventually I'd have grown out of it" which seems like sour grapes.

By mikes own words he can't stand working for someone because he hates doing what people tell him to do. So any schooling or holding down a job would always be out of the question. Even his own parents he routinely goes "no contact" on despite them being on a family plan together, and then presumably paying for his cell phone plan.

By all accounts Mike obviously did go to an "Elan type" school and it shaped him up extremely well to the point of having an insane work ethic. There's a reason most entertainers aren't churning out 500+ hours of content a year especially single handedly.

On the 2013 spooktakular post show you can see how different and underdeveloped Mike was compared to his friends from high school. There's a massive disconnect there presumably because he still has no real life and they had careers and families. Mike was in his 30s and mainly hung out with teenagers online for a reason.

That's one of the reasons I like Mike, I see a lot of him in people I know, like disliking your parents but still routinely celebrating holidays with them or letting them pay for your insurance or car. Not having friends but also being avoidant and actively finding vile the stuff friends do for each other.

Most of the "best" moments of Fritzbar (what I call the pre-takeover era) is Mike not understanding friendship and taking someone being nice as an attack. Mike not understanding social cues is a big reason why he fucked up and got suckered into letting Chris Condren headline a weekend at the comedy club. Chris is an autist that everyone was nice to but obviously wasn't going to be a star, but because you can't be explicit why people are treating the SPED like a big name. Mike assumed it was because he had talent.

Mike clearly had something happen to him involving men and its presumably why hes so fucked up. Someone said perhaps Mike went to a "pray the gay away" type facility and that might be true. Just the way his friendships feel like relationships is so odd. The way he'll talk about friends is like how a normal woman might talk about a boyfriend.

Mike's entire personality is a product of his parents. His dad's aggressive manly/Jewy personality and his bimbo moms feminine nature.

I think the biggest thing about Mike that people don't understand and he effectively has gotten under control thanks to Jules is how much of a fucking idiot he is. Mike not remembering the name of a school he went to for years and assuming it's the one someone said is 100% plausible. Mike spent 5 years talking about boogers and blatantly had a hard time reading.

That's why he needs people calling in to his show vs reading chat and why he spent so much time watching podcasts or YouTube videos even during the 2000s when no one else would. And especially why he doesn't do ads and wouldn't read the ads on Cumia, he can't fucking read.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

That one guy I think had the best take. Mike did go to a school in Maine but because he's a retard forgot the name and tried looking it up and got it and Elan confused. As you see in the interview he did with the Elan director, Mike did have experiences just not ones from Elan.

Elan has the most name recognition but it's an entire ecosystem on its own. As for the 4.0 that's bullshit but Mike getting a GED isn't. Ive known enough people that have taken the test to say getting a 100% isnt hard and for whatever they give kids in Chicago in the late 90s it was probably even easier.

Mike went to a huge high school too and Drew Michael Zimmerman was deaf so was probably in SPED so that and a year younger which are two huge reasons someone like Mike wouldnt remotely have spent time around him or vice versa.

You have to remember how vain Mike is and how trendy their high school was, also I think while they went to the same high school either they were separated more by grades or it was a filter from various middle schools because Drew never knew Dan David either and didn't go to any of the bar mitzvahs Mike did or recognize the names.

From what I know about "good" parents of disturbed teenagers it's also extremely plausible for them to be railroaded into a program or the state paying for one. You use the cost as a way to prove Mike's parents couldn't afford it as if most of the parents aren't getting some type of loan sponsored by the school itself. It's a great idea too because the collateral is literally the kids future if the parents don't pay for their abuse.

Mike even admits that while he might have hated going there, he was an insane teenager and proposed that "eventually I'd have grown out of it" which seems like sour grapes.

By mikes own words he can't stand working for someone because he hates doing what people tell him to do. So any schooling or holding down a job would always be out of the question. Even his own parents he routinely goes "no contact" on despite them being on a family plan together, and then presumably paying for his cell phone plan.

By all accounts Mike obviously did go to an "Elan type" school and it shaped him up extremely well to the point of having an insane work ethic. There's a reason most entertainers aren't churning out 500+ hours of content a year especially single handedly.

On the 2013 spooktakular post show you can see how different and underdeveloped Mike was compared to his friends from high school. There's a massive disconnect there presumably because he still has no real life and they had careers and families. Mike was in his 30s and mainly hung out with teenagers online for a reason.

That's one of the reasons I like Mike, I see a lot of him in people I know, like disliking your parents but still routinely celebrating holidays with them or letting them pay for your insurance or car. Not having friends but also being avoidant and actively finding vile the stuff friends do for each other.

Most of the "best" moments of Fritzbar (what I call the pre-takeover era) is Mike not understanding friendship and taking someone being nice as an attack. Mike not understanding social cues is a big reason why he fucked up and got suckered into letting Chris Condren headline a weekend at the comedy club. Chris is an autist that everyone was nice to but obviously wasn't going to be a star, but because you can't be explicit why people are treating the SPED like a big name. Mike assumed it was because he had talent.

Mike clearly had something happen to him involving men and its presumably why hes so fucked up. Someone said perhaps Mike went to a "pray the gay away" type facility and that might be true. Just the way his friendships feel like relationships is so odd. The way he'll talk about friends is like how a normal woman might talk about a boyfriend.

Mike's entire personality is a product of his parents. His dad's aggressive manly/Jewy personality and his bimbo moms feminine nature.

I think the biggest thing about Mike that people don't understand and he effectively has gotten under control thanks to Jules is how much of a fucking idiot he is. Mike not remembering the name of a school he went to for years and assuming it's the one someone said is 100% plausible. Mike spent 5 years talking about boogers and blatantly had a hard time reading.

That's why he needs people calling in to his show vs reading chat and why he spent so much time watching podcasts or YouTube videos even during the 2000s when no one else would. And especially why he doesn't do ads and wouldn't read the ads on Cumia, he can't fucking read.

 

[p a r o x y s m]

By all accounts Mike obviously did go to an "Elan type" school and it shaped him up extremely well to the point of having an insane work ethic. There's a reason most entertainers aren't churning out 500+ hours of content a year especially single handedly.

He might’ve had a decent work ethic at one point, but I think we can all agree this midget hates doing shows and would rather spend his time lounging in bed while huffing nitrous these days, because that’s all this pathetic loser is capable of. It’s funny how the crazed Red Bar fans praise Michael for having the mental fortitude to do 8h shows, but fail to realize they’re getting ripped off by paying a midget $11 a month for only 13 shows in all of 2024. To put that into perspective, Michael did 22 shows in 2022 (despite returning in May) and 26 last year, so the amount of content hasn’t just nosedived since his return, it completely collapsed. It’s obvious that Michael couldn’t care less about his fans because he can’t even muster enough respect to let them know what’s going on or what they’re actually paying for at this point.

I can’t wait to hear what ridiculous excuse he's going to come up with for this latest hiatus. Does Michael think we’re all dumb enough to believe he hasn’t had a single good day in the last month to do a show? He’s been in “can’t get out of bed” pain for over 30 days and counting? I’m honestly so disgusted that this pathetic fuck shields himself behind a "horrific mystery disease" (IBS) as if it’s some tragic life threatening illness akin to ALS or Stage 4 cancer. It’s just a gross way to fish for sympathy and avoid criticism, making it super easy for the midge to explain away his endless sabbaticals to the fawning rejects and skip his 8h of “work” per month job. Hate to break it to you Michael, but we’d feel more concern for those who have to go into work 5 days a week to put food on the table while managing their own IBS, not some out of touch idiot looking for pity and his next impulse buy.

Hey midget, slip on those adult diapers, grab your binky, and shuffle your sorry ass back to the studio and go to “work”, you stupid son of a bitch.