Cultcow Mikemikev / Michael Coombs / Twinkle Toes / Velcro Pants - Pedo Teacher and Neo-Nazi, Advocate of Child Murder, Secret JewMuslim ANTIFA, A-Logs Null Constantly

Who's the most autistic?

  • Mikemikev

    Votes: 401 71.7%
  • Autphag

    Votes: 102 18.2%
  • Luke McKee

    Votes: 6 1.1%
  • Donny Long

    Votes: 50 8.9%

  • Total voters
    559
I guess his torment in hell would just be a continuation of his current life. He has done such a great job of ruining his own life, not even Satan could outdo him.
Hell, Satan might not even want him there, because he wouldn't want to listen to Mike's nonstop autistic reeeeeeeeeeeeeing. So he may be condemned like the sad goblin he is to roam the earth for all eternity.
 
I guess his torment in hell would just be a continuation of his current life. He has done such a great job of ruining his own life, not even Satan could outdo him.

Satan: Its time for you to be thrown in the fire for being a disgusting pedophile.
Mikemikev: You're a liar, and an evil person!
Satan: No shit, Im Satan! Now burn!!!!!
 
In hell - Mike would get the same treatment as his hero...
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Anyone seen Little Nicky? It was a pretty stupid movie, but the pineapple up Hitler's ass gag was pretty funny.

And since we are speculating about how Micheal's afterlife would be, I'm imagining that would be one of his fates, except, for bonus irony given his hatred of other races like blacks, the pineapple would probably be switched out for a really large watermelon.

And while were on the subject of Hitler and Hell, you all know that joke about how Hitler would be forced to run a synagogue in Hell? Well, I would expect Micheal's fate would be to sit there and listen to every Jewish sermon for eternity, unable to cover his ears or drown out the sermons, made worse by the fact Hitler himself would be delivering them with no apparent irony.
 
Hey @Mikemikev, I'm just curious as to whether this is actually you or you have an impersonator in the Matthew Hopkins News comments:

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Seems like Mike fled once shit started to hit the fan. Last thing he tried doing on the farms was change his profile information.
 
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