minecraft the movie - aka autism the movie; aka stuck in development hell

Lincoln Osiris said:
Send the link for the indian crypto scam version
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TrainWreckWatcher said:
The Link I had is unfortunately no longer available. WB got it.


Is your version still available?
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1xbet shit version of the workprint https://xprime.tv/watch/950387
Good Collective version of the workprint https://hexa.watch/watch/movie/950387
They're both the same in terms of whats in/missing from them like lack of post production and sfx but the first one is a cam and the second version is HD-ish
 
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I feel like if you're gonna make a videogame movie and you are either adapting a game with minimal story or don't want to follow the games lore then just do what they did with the Tetris movie. Make a movie about making the game. I guess they can't do that with Meinkraft because Notch is a stinky racist or whatever. But I'd watch a dramatization of the clusterfuck that was the development of Halo 2 over the goddawful Halo show.
 
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FieldPiece said:
I feel like if you're gonna make a videogame movie and you are either adapting a game with minimal story or don't want to follow the games lore then just do what they did with the Tetris movie. Make a movie about making the game. I guess they can't do that with Meinkraft because Notch is a stinky racist or whatever. But I'd watch a dramatization of the clusterfuck that was the development of Halo 2 over the goddawful Halo show.
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The story of Tetris being made was interesting because it was like one guy and there was a lot of historical context because it was made in the soviet union. If they tried the same approach with Minecraft or almost any modern game it'd just be a bunch of very skinny and very fat neckbeards sitting in front of their computers in an office for the entire 2 hours of the movie.
I'm not saying that to dismiss the work game developers do, its just that in the modern age it is really fucking boring and isn't going to translate to the screen well.
 
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Apparently it blew Mario out of the water, making infinity billions of dollars or something. Expected, given how many kids went to see it (though one kid kept asking his mom when they were going to start playing minecraft lol).

yeah, they'll sequel this shit, and if they're fucking smart, it'll be more of the same damn thing.
 
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I have to admit I was surprised by the villager romance and even the marriage proposal that came out of it. Was heartwarming how their relationship developed after how much time they spent together.

Though one part of the movie that I liked but am having trouble remembering exactly was when Mamoa was running off to safety with the young boy and tells the assures the boy's sister how "he'll be a better big sister than she ever was". There was so much dumb stuff like that it killed me.

9/10 movie would recommend.
 
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FieldPiece said:
I feel like if you're gonna make a videogame movie and you are either adapting a game with minimal story or don't want to follow the games lore then just do what they did with the Tetris movie. Make a movie about making the game. I guess they can't do that with Meinkraft because Notch is a stinky racist or whatever. But I'd watch a dramatization of the clusterfuck that was the development of Halo 2 over the goddawful Halo show.
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Scene of notch sititng in front of his computer, suddenly he bolts up: MEIN FÜHRER I CAN CRAFT
 
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TrainWreckWatcher said:
I wonder how bad the Zelda movie is going to be. If they saw this working I'd wager they'll try and copy the formula. Which means more Jack black.
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Jack Black as Link. Yawn.

Jack Black as Zelda. Blink. Blink.

Jack Black as Tingle. Whoop whoop! Apes hollering and high-fiving, explosions, rockets.
 
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Xerxes IX said:
I wasn't expecting this to be Rocky Horror for gen Alpha kids who got lobotomized by Zoom school and Tiktok but here we are. Movie theaters better hope the Skibidi Toilet movie is either shitcanned or never gets off the ground.
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The movie theater industry loves anything that fills seats. It's been rough for them
 
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