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You fucking biggots racists and incels who are racist this DLC is amazing sause, look how much im having fun:


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Malcolm X was too black based.
“But let’s not forget the Jew. Anybody that gives even a just criticism of the Jew is instantly labeled anti-Semite. The Jew cries louder than anybody else if anybody criticizes him. You can tell the truth about any minority in America, but make a true observation about the Jew, and if it doesn’t 't pat him on the back, then he uses his grip on the news media to label you anti-Semite.”​
- Malcolm X​
 
The BROKE side of me wants to say this is just Microsoft trying to pander to blacks in Black History Month

The WOKE side of me believes this is some 400 IQ red herring some board room guy, or whoever else makes the decision, came up with to finally debunk that this woke shit actually sells at all in the first place by putting it out there as bait.

There's a part of me that feels like this is some form of bait and people are giving it attention which is either what they want or they are literally that fucking insane and think this shit won't be mocked or abused.
 
But I thought Minecraft already had hostile black creatures that steal things?
lol Endermen aren't hostile unless you smack them and sometimes they bring new blocks to you instead of stealing random dirt or cobblestone blocks from your gardens.

Also I assume these Rosa Parks NPCs aggro the instant you look at them (more so than Endermen) or tear out the front row of seats on the bus?
 
lol Endermen aren't hostile unless you smack them and sometimes they bring new blocks to you instead of stealing random dirt or cobblestone blocks from your gardens.

Also I assume these Rosa Parks NPCs aggro the instant you look at them (more so than Endermen) or tear out the front row of seats on the bus?
Don't Enderman become hostile if you look at them? It mirrors the American Negro behavior of starting fights because someone looked at them wrong.
 
Don't Enderman become hostile if you look at them? It mirrors the American Negro behavior of starting fights because someone looked at them wrong.
They're supposed to, but it's fairly picky about it -- I'm pretty sure you have to get right up in their face and make steady eye contact. Just looking in their general direction won't aggro them. That or I've just been super-lucky in my years of playing. Note I only play the OG (Java) versions, not Bedrock.
 
They're supposed to, but it's fairly picky about it -- I'm pretty sure you have to get right up in their face and make steady eye contact. Just looking in their general direction won't aggro them. That or I've just been super-lucky in my years of playing. Note I only play the OG (Java) versions, not Bedrock.
Glancing at them will start the aggro noises but it takes awhile for it to click in and actually make them rage out
 
B-but guys, the youtube grifters said that woke is over?!
Joke aside, this is another proof that Microsoft will never change. Their gaming studios will triple down on this shit because it's what Microsoft asks them to do and for nuMojang their objective is simple: turn Minecraft into the equivalent of the agitprop part of Fortnite.

Can I play as Tommy Robinson?
I doubt that they will allow Israeli content.
 
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Glancing at them will start the aggro noises but it takes awhile for it to click in and actually make them rage out
So they're definitely a tier higher than the Parks species given they can calm back down without killing anybody :story:

Joke aside, this is another proof that Microsoft will never change. Their gaming studios will triple down on this shit because it's what Microsoft asks them to do and for nuMojang their objective is simple: turn Minecraft into the equivalent of the agitprop part of Fortnite.
I'm increasingly becoming convinced that companies really can become too big to survive, no matter what industry, product, or origins. This is a good example. MS has been a juggernaut since the 90's, and has made consistently stupid design choices and policy decisions throughout its business units, products and personnel, and it's just carried on with seemingly no end to their economic growth ... until now. Windows, Office and Azure remain the only business units they have that reliably generate profit (I think Xbox has been a net loss for the company overall, like practically everything outside those big three things they've ever done), and those have been getting nibbled on from all sides by the competition for years.

Azure is even eating into the Windows pie now (since far more people host Linux instances on Azure servers than Windows instances by a long shot), and of course Windows itself is deteriorating with every update (with no signs of stopping thanks to their jeet takeover). Office is the only "unshakable (for now)" unit they have left, but the competition (LibreOffice, OnlyOffice, Google Docs, etc.) are "good enough" for a LOT of regular office shit and with their shift to the "subscribe to Office annually" model versus the "buy it once per PC and it's yours" model that got them that market in the first place, that won't be stable for long either.

What's funny to me (to bring it back around to Minecraft) is I only think the woketards are getting away with this shit because of how megalithic Microsoft is. Inertia -- which is what helps these monsters become so big in the first place -- is what eventually kills them all as well. The company's just not "nimble" enough to make a major shift in any direction fast enough to matter. The monster wasn't paying much attention when they wriggled into position and started steering it towards nigger worship, and now it's too late to reverse course quickly enough for it to matter.

You could literally install some random openly-white supremacist asshole in charge at Mojang with a directive to "clean this shit up and make it profitable no matter fucking what," and even with direct orders to immediately fire (without notice) all faggots, trannies, dangerhairs and liberals from the division, remove the troon-coded, BLM and other political shit, to focus on performance improvements and bug fixes for the next year's worth of releases (with mandatory quarterly public releases under penalty of the whole fucking team being fired and replaced), to reverse all the censorship and anti-consumer shit that's been baked in, and to go personally skull-fuck the scumbag companies making money off of selling access to servers with "cheats" as a premium feature, and it still wouldn't happen within a year because there'd be no end of lawyers, managers, Jews, and whatever the fuck other assholes sticking their noses in to slow it down, gum it up with legal bullshit, throw political wrenches into the works, or whatever.

It's just inertia dragging so much extra shitty baggage along, that these woketards take advantage of. They sneaked their shit in a few years ago, got it snowballing with that same inertia, and now there's so much of that shit burrowed into the company's entrails you can't get rid of it all without cutting potentially fatal amounts of contaminated personnel out of the company.
 
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Joke aside, this is another proof that Microsoft will never change. Their gaming studios will triple down on this shit because it's what Microsoft asks them to do and for nuMojang their objective is simple: turn Minecraft into the equivalent of the agitprop part of Fortnite.
Every year I develop more and more hatred toward crossover shit.
Multifranchising, businnes synergy, memberberries, its all bullshit to me.
If a title would be dead without bastardizing itself with a billion crossovers, then maybe its better for it to die.
MTG sucks ass.
The last mortal kombat games were worthless.
Funko pop are garbage.
Lego has been digging its own grave for decades.
Fortnite is a game for retards.
Space jam a new legacy and rescue ranger were unwatchable.

And minecraft has been fucking itself so many time its almost unfunny to mock anymore.

I dunno maybe the pale forest wouldn't have been such a worthless addition to the game if the devs weren't so busy making a smurf themed add-on for the bedrock story, but really I cannot pretend people give a shit at what garbage is the marketplace, they are too busy (rightfully) complaining about even worse shit, like the bedrock edition in general, interface, integration of new stuff being a consistent hit and miss, lack of End update, spinoff games being unironically awful, the mob vote, vertical slabs, april fool updates being bigger and better than main ones, evergrowing censorship, removing any mention of Notch from the game, bending the knees to the caliphate of yoo-kay, excessive moderation of servers and mods to protect the brand or other shit.
Seriously people didn't even realized that this nigger shit came out last year, game has so many issue nobody noticed this.
 
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