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StacticShock said:
sort of wrong? because people complained about creepers back in the day, especially when they didn't drop any blocks and the OCD people got their jimmies rustled, then they started dropping blocks when exploding, then mobgriefing rule was added to allow blocks to be destroyed or not by creepers, ghasts and if endermen will GIBSMEDAT random blocks...
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Of course people have always complained about them, that's why they're so infamous, but people were never like "adding this ruined minecraft, the game was so much better before they added this, I refuse to play the newer versions, nu-minecraft is complete slop because of this, etc. etc. etc."
 
FedPostalService said:
I don’t understand the “crashing a pay-to-win server with duplicate glitches” videos. Who cares how a private server is run? If you don’t like it don’t log in. You’re just being a cunt.

Crash tranny grooming servers instead.
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I think people just need an excuse of why what they're doing is acceptable.

Maybe I'm just an edgelord or something, but I really don't give a fuck. Griefing can be funny, so just go for it.
 
scathefire said:
Of course people have always complained about them, that's why they're so infamous, but people were never like "adding this ruined minecraft, the game was so much better before they added this, I refuse to play the newer versions, nu-minecraft is complete slop because of this, etc. etc. etc."
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the problem with the people going on nu-minecraft's jugular is the eternal expectation that new stuff added will do something in the world and have interesting drops in case of mobs, them realizing is probably something useless or basically them adopting a mod, get angry, complain but go back to whatever modpack they fancy for two weeks and forget the game until next update unless they are a sloptuber.
mojank themselves are to blame by how they harp around whenever they wish to announce a new useless mob or a retarded feature and that's a corner they dug themselves into with the help of microsaar's marketeers.
jens retarded talks lately don't help either and if agnes open that whore mouth of hers you can bet it's going to be worse because i am certain people still remember the panda and polar bear to this day, i sure as shit do but i'm nowhere near autistic enough to throw a massive bitchfit as a pavlovian response to being reminded of what kind of useless mobs exist in the game that was shown to be "her idea".

i'm tired of this retardation and want to go back to playing the block game without a million billion kilos of poo-stained corpo redtape and want to have mobs and mechanics that serve a purpose rather than being useless shits in the game again, boss.

the entire mojag side of the creeper existence "debacle" and video they posted can be literally summed to them repeating "player agency" like a mantra and this video in response to them:
 
WielkiWapiesz2137 said:
Nu-craft feels like incoherently modded 1.12.2
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and there are some people out there who wonder why I call it a near souless game
tbh if things keep going the way they are then both vintage story and hytale will mog minecraft

also I'm thinking of doing a block vomit speed run sometime in the future
Iron ore block, dead brain coral block, acacia log, mud brick wall and a block of prismarine
 
I have recently finished Tekkit 2
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Does anyone have any other good tech modpacks to recommend?
 
StacticShock said:
i'm tired of this retardation and want to go back to playing the block game without a million billion kilos of poo-stained corpo redtape and want to have mobs and mechanics that serve a purpose rather than being useless shits in the game again, boss.
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whats stopping you from playing older versions? ive been playing on LCE XB1 for at least like 2 years now, and it solved that issue for me.
 
Mineshart is such a genuinely shitty and uninspired videogame it's not even funny. Its popularity has been completely astroturfed by Jewtube brainrot slop constantly worming its way into the front page/sidebar recommendations.
  1. Performance: absolutely unsalvagable ASS CANCER. You need at least 2 optimisation mods installed at all times and finely tinkered in order to be able to actually play the game without its decade old Java shitcode raping your RAM harder than Chrome with 100+ tabs open;
  2. Creative gamemode: it's pixel art but 3D and your palette is fixed to an arbitrary set of colors for no good reason. Cringe and nobody fucking cares about how you wasted thousands of hours of your life creating le "digital copy" of an IRL/fantasy dildo in a game for spastic children.
  3. Survival gamemode: survival aspect is laughably easy and thus boring, victory condition and the steps required to achieve it are (again) absolutely nonsensical and arbitrary (you must go to another dimension to collect resources to be able to go to yet another dimension to kill a random NPC) and are not hinted at in any way in-game. Completing the game doesn't actually do anything; in fact, nothing in this boring slog of a game has any meaning because you're not encouraged to go after better loot or explore end-game mechanics and locations beyond establishing a basic bitch base and getting a sufficient enough equipment to protect yourself from night monsters. This game can be briefly summarised as an uncreative, meaningless miscarriage of Terraria and Don't Starve.
  4. Visuals: probably the only redeeming aspect of this game, but unfortunately it's not enough. The environment around you looks pleasant and the general artstyle is beautiful in its simplicity. Then again, not much is to be said here due to it being just that: simple "programmer art", nothing more.
  5. Environment: The procedurally generated world is interesting to explore, I'll admit as much; but then again, interesting and randomly created worlds are not unique to MC and the likes of Dwarf Fortress, Starsector and many other games do a much better job at them by simply bothering to do ACTUAL FUCKING WORLDBUILDING and not just existing in a vacuum with no reason or lore. What is the world of Minecraft supposed to represent? Why are there strange monsters everywhere? For what purpose do strange setpieces and biomes exist and how did they appear in the first place? The game thinks you're niggercattle and expects you to just gobble it up despite the obvious randomness and purposelessness of everything surrounding you, from mobs to biomes and entire dimensions. Nothing in this game makes sense or serves any purpose, there are no goals in Survival (it stops being a "sandbox" game the moment you lose limitless resources and gain a healthbar) and the "victory" condition is just as nonsensical and pointless as everything else in this game.
  6. Multiplayer: probably the only reason this game is as popular as it is, because anything is funnier when done in a company. Combat in this game is either mindless spamclicking or Geometry Dash-tier reflex testing by means of timing your clicks right, which makes PvP a sub-par experience of spending 80% of the fight clicking each other to death in CQC and the remaining 20% awkwardly exchanging projectiles/eating before closing distance again. Joint survival/building is just solo survival/building but funnier because, like I said, is done in a company. Only minigames are genuinely fun, everything else makes for a boring if not outright frustrating experience (PvP/anarchy shit).
Almost everything in this game is boring as fuck and is a humongous waste of everyone's time. Minecraft is THE niggercattle game.
 
You can certainly make the argument that Microsoft did jack shit with the game, keeping it on life support whilst making millions with it. And Minecraft in combination with YouTube certainly eroded an entire generation's attention span. But the real niggercattle games are COD and the entire EA Sports lineup, the customer literally lines up every year to get proverbially slaughtered.
 
I Know 孤独のせい said:
You can certainly make the argument that Microsoft did jack shit with the game, keeping it on life support whilst making millions with it.
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I will once again post the meme
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but in all seriousness they probably have to go through several hundread meetings with PR roasties to put anything in the game
Back in the day Notch puts things in because he can


MAAAD said:
Almost everything in this game is boring as fuck and is a humongous waste of everyone's time. Minecraft is THE niggercattle game.
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Mostly because Minecraft is easy to get into and has a simple gameplay loop. Mine -> Craft ->Build -> Repeat.
It makes the game very popular because of that

>performance
Agreed, install a performance mod.
>Creative
Its in the name and its kinda usefull for testing out things
>Survival
Its a kids game with a ESRB rating of E 10+. No suprise its easy. If you want dificulty go play the RLCraft modpack
>Visuals
Agreed. But shaders make it look better. The Distant horizons mod is good too
>Enviroment
I agree that Mojang has lacked a lot in regards to worldbuilding. Also Biomes 'O Plenty exists.
 
Smithy129 said:
>performance
Agreed, install a performance mod.
>Creative
Its in the name and its kinda usefull for testing out things
>Survival
Its a kids game with a ESRB rating of E 10+. No suprise its easy. If you want dificulty go play the RLCraft modpack
>Visuals
Agreed. But shaders make it look better. The Distant horizons mod is good too
>Enviroment
I agree that Mojang has lacked a lot in regards to worldbuilding. Also Biomes 'O Plenty exists.
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lol, your answer to literally everything I said is "just use mods". Further proof that Soycraft fans enjoy eating shit as much as Bethesda tards do. If your game is uninteresting/broken trash as is like Mineshart or Skyrim, it's not worth looking into. I'm not going to try and sprinkle as many mods as possible on top of a turd in order to be able to swallow it when I could just have a normal meal that is already ready for my consumption and actually enjoy it.
 
MAAAD said:
lol,
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The irony of rolling into a thread to complain about a game you seem to have no interest in....

Delicious :tomgirl:
MAAAD said:
@Gender: Xenomorph
Genuine question: why are you always such a flaming faggot whenever you show up here? We get it, you think the codebase is way too old so you don't want to bother. Go play some hubbie server like Monke or Goon instead of acting like a whiny bitch here.
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Don't bother @Smithy129 , bro is just here to be a hypocrital Slav and complain
 
harmy.kook said:
Don't bother @Smithy129 , bro is just here to be a hypocrital Slav and complain
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I might disagree with him, but I can confidently claim that everything he says is without a hint of irony and something he actually believes and for that I say: Based.
 
harmy.kook said:
Don't bother @Smithy129 , bro is just here to be a hypocrital Slav and complain
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Threadshitter's gonna threadshit. I wasn't going to reply to that anyway

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Anyway. Im planning on putting a massive underground garden here. Right after the main entrance to the castle
If you have any other suggestions I'd be glad to hear them
 
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