Here's the next set of emails. These are mainly between Chris and "Shaina" (retired).
As I said before, Colin never really played a constructive role. He became more off an antagonist/troll in the sense that he made fun of Chris's "Brassieres for Males" Facebook page. While this was definitely veering into ween territory, I didn't consider it malicious. I thought that Colin's reaction to "Brassieres for Males" was perfectly natural: most people would think it was a joke or a parody and wouldn't take it seriously. Anyway, as I said, I abandoned Colin after he fulfilled his purpose of testing Chris's understanding of an open relationship.
I still have to go through the Colin emails, which I'll post in a bit. One of the funniest ones involves Barb. Chris went to Barb to have her tell Colin off for interfering with Chris and Catherine: because Barb doesn't Internet, she produced a hand-written note telling Colin off, which Chris took a picture of and included in an email message. I just have to find it.
Here's the next set of emails. These are mainly between Chris and "Shaina" (retired).
As I said before, Colin never really played a constructive role. He became more off an antagonist/troll in the sense that he made fun of Chris's "Brassieres for Males" Facebook page. While this was definitely veering into ween territory, I didn't consider it malicious. I thought that Colin's reaction to "Brassieres for Males" was perfectly natural: most people would think it was a joke or a parody and wouldn't take it seriously. Anyway, as I said, I abandoned Colin after he fulfilled his purpose of testing Chris's understanding of an open relationship.
I still have to go through the Colin emails, which I'll post in a bit. One of the funniest ones involves Barb. Chris went to Barb to have her tell Colin off for interfering with Chris and Catherine: because Barb doesn't Internet, she produced a hand-written note telling Colin off, which Chris took a picture of and included in an email message. I just have to find it.
Wooooooooooooow. It's really all about him, isn't it? That's just complete nuttery. I like what you did with trying to suggest in a very roundabout manner that Chris should take care of himself, and he completely blew it off. I guess 200lbs isn't fat for him.
I love how he would just slip in something completely unrelated to the subject matter at hand too, like being a 97% match with Catie, out of NOWHERE. He really does just talk AT people, not TO people.
Oh Chris, Chris, Chris. You're not gonna find twoo wuv this way, hon.
Chris went to Barb to have her tell Colin off for interfering with Chris and Catherine: because Barb doesn't Internet, she produced a hand-written note telling Colin off, which Chris took a picture of and included in an email message. I just have to find it.
These emails really back up the idea that Chris sees the world as a cartoon centring on him. He is the hero, Colin is the villain and therefore capable of any nefarious deed up to and including rape (ironic, given Chris' behaviour on his date with Catie). If the saga had kept up, it would have been interesting to see how Chris reacted to the continued presence of Colin.
Also: holy shit Chris is still hiding behind Mommy's skirts? Yeah, I can see how that would help win Catie over from that awful, handsome, toned, likeable, successful, independent Colin.
Chris went to Barb to have her tell Colin off for interfering with Chris and Catherine: because Barb doesn't Internet, she produced a hand-written note telling Colin off, which Chris took a picture of and included in an email message. I just have to find it.
Oh wow, I really hope you do dig that up, that might just be the funniest part of this whole thing. As for the emails, Chris' selfish and egotism at their purist, he's treating Catie like a child, Colin like he's some marauding barbarian and Shaina like she's some kind of servant/chaperone who exists to make sure Catie lives like Chris wants her to (i.e. with no contact with damn dirty males while finding Chris another bisexual gal pal so they can have a threesome)
So Chris weighs about 210 (since "give or take two or three" usually means "give ten" when people on the higher side are talking about weight. Damn, I'm good at guessing weights (in another thread).
That was a wonderful window into Chris's moobophobia.
Just goes to show that if Chris ever did get a legitimate girlfriend, she'd have to basically be exactly like Chris. If she ever talked to a guy, Chris would flip out. If she ever went anywhere without Chris, Chris would flip out. If she didn't proclaim her undying true love within the first week, Chris would flip out. She would have to spend all her time with him to keep him calm and relaxed and not asking half the neighborhood where she is. Chris's ideal girlfriend is Chris.
I still have to go through the Colin emails, which I'll post in a bit. One of the funniest ones involves Barb. Chris went to Barb to have her tell Colin off for interfering with Chris and Catherine: because Barb doesn't Internet, she produced a hand-written note telling Colin off, which Chris took a picture of and included in an email message. I just have to find it.
This has all been hilarious (Thanks Thetan!) but I think this is my favorite. A dude in his 30's is so angry about a guy hitting on his girl that he has his elderly mother write a note to him. You can't make this kind of shit up.
My favorite part has to be where Chris offers to take down the Brassieres for Men page if this one random girl he knows finds PROOF that one million people aren't bothered by pecs XD So the average person rates 1/1000000 of a CWC.
While this was definitely veering into ween territory, I didn't consider it malicious. I thought that Colin's reaction to "Brassieres for Males" was perfectly natural: most people would think it was a joke or a parody and wouldn't take it seriously.
Colin's attitude was pretty similar to how a real person would act in this situation, so I don't think it was ween. It was pretty realistic. He was a bit more of a mouthy dickhead than most real people would be, but he also offered to give Chris real help with his diet and exercise, which is way more than any real person has ever done for him. I also liked how you used the other character to push him in that direction.
It's a shame Chris was too deluded to accept his advice. And I'm not trying to A-Log here, but to me Chris looks like he weighs closer to 230 lbs these days.
It's interesting how Chris frequently assumes that everyone agrees with him despite having no evidence whatsoever. No one likes topless men, no one likes Sonic's blue arms. Chris knows how many hits his Brassieres for Men site has gotten, right? Doesn't that tell him something? He's so delusional.
Chris went to Barb to have her tell Colin off for interfering with Chris and Catherine: because Barb doesn't Internet, she produced a hand-written note telling Colin off, which Chris took a picture of and included in an email message.
It's just depressingly pathetic that Barb actually thinks 1.) that Catie wasn't a troll, 2.) that an adult man who she's never met would be intimidated by her, 3.) that Chris is a good match for any women and 4.)that Chris and her are the normal ones and everyone else has a problem.
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Also, Catie is going through a rough time herself (I will let her tell you herself) but good news: she and I are still In Our Relationship as a couple. But in her patch, I really do feel for her as well; I have gone through similar times with my father a lot up to his passing
... ... Chris and Bob were in a relationship as a couple? o.O
maybe it's another case of him not understanding what he's saying like the "I'm bisexual" incident.
This is rich. "You're just good looking and rich, you'll never fill her emotional needs!" What she needs is an overweight, mentally ill cross-dresser on welfare who values Legos over food. Besides, they were a 95% match!
... ... Chris and Bob were in a relationship as a couple? o.O
maybe it's another case of him not understanding what he's saying like the "I'm bisexual" incident.
I wonder if Chris going on to Catie about his "royal lineage" and "near seven inch damn cock" in his last messages where his way of trying to be appealing to Catie over Collin and his wealth, BBC, "cold blue blood".
