Mixtape - GOTY? IGN agrees!

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Remember 80-90s nostalgia, guys?!! Remember MIX TAPES? AND SKATE BOARDS??? AND ROAD TRIPS??? REMEMBER (90S THING)??
one thing i haven't seen people point out is that the game specifically references retro skateboards as a cool thing, which is such a blatant poser thing to do it's fucking unreal. I'm not sure about the timeline but you pretty much stop seeing bart simpson style mini surfboards in any skateboarding materials after a certain point because they figured out building it like a snowboard made more sense, and even a casual rider would obviously pick a lighter, thinner, longer, and stronger board over the original style.

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this might sound like autistic nitpicking but there's a very good reason you don't see people riding around on retro boards like they do on old bikes
 
I went back to Forspoken after watching a let's play of this shit. Do you know how bad a game has to be for me to go back to stuff like Forspoken and Mirror's Edge: Catalyst? Hell even Perfect Dark Zero is better than this.

The positive reviews....they just gotta be paid reviews. There is literally no way.........
Imagine being compared unfavorably to Forspoken. Now I want to see Oney and the funny boys rip this piece of shit to shreds, especially Zach.
Saw someone find how many button presses are necessary to finish the game (150 if you're curious) and end the video with "Remember how The Walking Dead had consequences?" Unironically.

I want to say we're regressing but I wish modern video games was as good as the TWD was released.
This game has so little interaction that DSP couldn't fuck it up.
 
Some guy on X did the math and apparently perpetual licensing for Mixtape's discography comes in at around 18 to 20 million dollars and that's just the song licenses.

"Indie game"
 
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You know that soyboy beta male simp Andy Cortez of Kinda Funny (more like Kinda Unfunny) shilling for Mixtape? He's starting a slapfight with Asmongold while locking his comments so his other soyboy orbiters like PixelBrave can attack Asmongold.
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Oh my god, literal redditor way to type on social media. I'd hate to see what their internal memos are like.
 
You know that soyboy beta male simp Andy Cortez of Kinda Funny (more like Kinda Unfunny) shilling for Mixtape? He's starting a slapfight with Asmongold while locking his comments so his other soyboy orbiters like PixelBrave can attack Asmongold.
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Naturally he uses niggers in his memes, proving the green text roof korean meme 100% correct yet again, like a true faggot.
Some guy on X did the math and apparently perpetual licensing for Mixtape's discography comes in at around 18 to 20 million dollars and that's just the song licenses.

"Indie game"
Reminds me of last year's Dorito Pope awards - "indie games" with larger funding than god, are plants.
 
how can a game priding its self on 90's west coast nostalgia not have a single grunge song it lol

dumbass moron austrians
Pearl Jam and Green Day got brought up at one point and the main character said they were for meatheads. That was the moment I realized how lame and pretentious the taste in music this game had.
 
Pearl Jam and Green Day got brought up at one point and the main character said they were for meatheads. That was the moment I realized how lame and pretentious the taste in music this game had.
green day is whatever but pearl jam is pretty good

dumb ass austrians wouldnt know good music if it hit them in the face like a stupid gas smellin' abbo
 
In all fairness, you're probably closer to an actual answer which makes sense (especially with the game being in 1999). I am using more early 90s/late 80s methodology based on how my mom used to do it when I was a kid. So if we want to give them lee-way we can go "Well they went through all that effort, which at the time was standard." I just feel it's a bit of a cop out to make a game which is about ""90s Nostalgia"" then make your protagonists "Totally hating what's hip and mainstream" by then grabbing music no one really listened to or most Gen Xs/Millenials never really listened to, which always screams to me that they want to pretend they were a part of 'that culture' rather than admitting they're trying to be fucking pretentious about it. But this entire game is fucking pretentious from start to finish and I doubt adding in actual 90s classics people remember and listened to would save it.
The game was the 1990’s but Mitch Murder(started making music in 2014) was on the soundtrack? Tbf Forza horizon 6 also has him on the soundtrack despite him being European and not Japanese at all.


green day is whatever but pearl jam is pretty good

dumb ass austrians wouldnt know good music if it hit them in the face like a stupid gas smellin' abbo
Modern Green Day is awful but this was Dookie era Green Day, which is when they were considered one of the biggest sounds of a generation. Coming Clean alone would have fit the majority of this game’s scenes

this might sound like autistic nitpicking but there's a very good reason you don't see people riding around on retro boards like they do on old bikes
Not in Southern California. I saw and still see retro boards way more often than the snowboard design. People who are doing tricks and skating at a park use the modern design, but a LOT of people use the retro design for getting around. Even I own both a long and short version of the retro design that I used to ride around on as a teenager before I got a car

Remind you Indigo Prophecy started all this shit.

And that game isn't bad.
I’d argue Flashback and Out of this world started it and gameplay has gotten worse ever since


 
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one thing i haven't seen people point out is that the game specifically references retro skateboards as a cool thing, which is such a blatant poser thing to do it's fucking unreal. I'm not sure about the timeline but you pretty much stop seeing bart simpson style mini surfboards in any skateboarding materials after a certain point because they figured out building it like a snowboard made more sense, and even a casual rider would obviously pick a lighter, thinner, longer, and stronger board over the original style.

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this might sound like autistic nitpicking but there's a very good reason you don't see people riding around on retro boards like they do on old bikes
The skateboards in the game are modelled after Vision/Powell "vert" boards from the 80s. Wich became obsolete around 1989 when newer better brands like World Industries started experimenting with fusing "Freestyle" & "Vert" shapes into a popsicle shape for "Street". By the 90s, nobody was riding shit ass 9" vert boards with big ass wheels (unless you were poor).

 
Remind you Indigo Prophecy started all this shit.

And that game isn't bad.
Shenmue was before Indigo Prophecy and did the QTE's first.
Side note I just fucking love hwo retarded Indigo Prohecy gets near the end I wish more games would go full out stupid and change from a detective game with sex minigames and Motown music into
the end of the fucking world
 
One of my favorite stories to tell about IGN is from back around MGSV's release. Keep in mind this was a clusterfuck kojima wankfest game which had a PAID demo the year prior (ground zeroes) to help pay for the hell development cycle. When the game released, it was quite literally a Half-Finished Product. The game, by creator admission, wasn't complete, it had a missing endgame and was clearly a buttfucked passion project from an autistic hollyjew-worshipping Jap who ALWAYS ran over budget. But this time Konami had enough of Kojimbo and finally put him out to pasture...

This literally unfinished game received a Perfect, Flawless, 100% "Greatest Game Ever Made" 10/10 from those niggers at IGN. However, that isn't the best part of the story. The best part of the story is that - at the time of this 10/10 perfect flawless review from IGN - their fucking shameless website had advertisements for MGSV all over their site banners.

IGN being shit was already a cheeky meme back then, but it took seeing bullshit like that to make me personally realize - these niggers are cuntbag sellouts. These niggers are more bribed with shekels than America's Congress. Story over.
And that one guy got fired for giving a bad review of Kane and Lynch. Literally said it wasn't for him and he was shown the door. So stupid.

We were spared from them tainting No Doubt, Garbage, Pearl Jam, Neneh Cherry, Deelite, Oasis, Kate Bush, Hole, Liz Phair, The Offspring, etc.

Look they could have easily found a way to ruin the Cranberries or the Juliana Hatfield Three ('My Sister' is a classic)
 
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Remind you Indigo Prophecy started all this shit.
The game itself does have actual gameplay sections (if you can call what you do in adventure games gameplay), with the usual point and click puzzle solving, it has fail states, it has choices and consequences, and even the Simon Says segments can lead to different outcomes depending on your success or failure (as an example, the bug scene in the office can be "failed" so you don't out yourself as a schizo to the cops).

Barring the interracial sex, the first third of Indigo Prophecy is an incredibly well-paced and directed adventure game. The opening scene in the bathroom is still seared into my brain to this day.

I’d argue Flashback and Out of this world started it and gameplay has gotten worse ever since
You could go further back and cite Prince of Persia, but I think that maligning this style of platformer too much is unfair, especially Flashback, which is where this "genre" peaked.

I don't even know what to classify Mixtape as, since even walking sim slop requires active engagement from the player, if only because you have to hold W to move forward.

Side note I just fucking love hwo retarded Indigo Prohecy gets near the end I wish more games would go full out stupid and change from a detective game with sex minigames and Motown music into
Gotta love David Cage and his narrative twists, the guy is genuinely unhinged and makes Kojima look like a good writer.

It's a pity you can tell exactly where Indigo Prophecy falls apart, because there's a genuinely great game in there, at least the initial part where you're investigating the murder from the perspective of guy that did it, and that of the cops, and trying to piece together the clues.

And before that David Cage made Omikron, which was massively ambitious (and flawed). Open-world city exploration before GTA 3 (and Urban Chaos), multiple ways to solve quests, melee and ranged combat, magic, permadeath of protagonist (and then possessing another character with different skills and quests), David Bowie concerts you could stumble upon. Naturally, most of it plays like shit and it's buggy as Hell, but you have to respect the vision.

It's a pity the man just gave up on being the Western Kojima and just started shitting out walking sims.
 
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I watched a playthrough of the game today. It is surprisingly not woke but oozing vibes that it was made by and for retarded lefties to gawk at.
Continues the awesome trend of featuring a group of "friends" that are nasty assholes to each other. Not nearly as bad as Dustborn, but the blonde one, Stacey, is just such an annoying jerk and it seems she doesn't even learn anything from it by the end of the story.

It has that modern "safe edgy" vibe that I loathe. The kids constantly yelling "fuck" and acting like they're hard shit. Like, I could feel the reddit-ness of it all, people who think they're hardcore but would probably stroke out in real life if they heard a gay person say "fag".

But the good news! It's that time of the year again, where reddit leftards blow through the Steam forums trying to own the chuds :smug: . Except they clearly aren't prepared because they're obviously so used to reddit but steam doesn't ban you for wrongthink. So they argue in circles like a retard while the clown farmers spam "goy slop" , "oy vey!" and "shut it down!" at them. You can feel the seethe while they desperately try to remain :smug:. Redditors can't handle the bantz, many such cases!
 
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