Modern Torture Methods For The Petty Individual

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

Hello. Today I've discovered that you can waste the time and gas of multiple Uber Eats slaves drivers by ordering something right before the store closes and watch as the slaves drivers dance for your amusement drive to the store only to realize it's closed and cancel the delivery only for another person to immediately pick it up. Apparently, Uber rarely compensates them for this lost time and gas. If you really cheap out, you can waste more gas money than you do in actual money.

So, I wondered what other modern day methods of completely legal inconvenience and irritation you can impose on others with absolutely zero repercussions. Feel free to share.

Edit: the site managed to cancel the order after 6 drivers went to the store and then bailed, refunding me everything. This is completely free, so there isn't even a financial repercussion.

 

[Cornfed]

That is a fucking dick move, I can only imagine how much spit and other fluids you eat.

 

[Chongqing]

That is a fucking dick move, I can only imagine how much spit and other fluids you eat.

This is really confusing to read but I think they never actually get the food.

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

This is really confusing to read but I think they never actually get the food.

This is correct.

 

[millais]

Getting someone's car towed is always a fun one. With one phone call, you can burn hundreds of dollars and hours of time for the unlucky vehicle owner.

I've done this countless times to people parking on my side of the property line without permission. The funniest people to get towed are truckers, because their truck is their livelihood.

I still remember one time I got a truck cab towed after waiting a few hours to see if anyone would show up to move it, and a few minutes after the tow truck drove off with the cab, the teenage pajeet driver and his sister turned up begging for their cab back. It was his first day on the job (he hadn't even picked up his trailer yet), and he parked right next to the "NO PARKING - VIOLATORS WILL BE TOWED" sign. 600 dollars in the hole, right there!

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

For years, someone has been tossing/spraying soda on my parked vehicle. At first, this was terribly concerning, and with time the amount of fluids developed a jam/gum inside my door making the lock freeze shut all winter. And all summer it builds up these dirty tarballs wherever the syrup dries out. Sometimes, the soda sprayer stops spraying my truck for a month or more, but eventually, they start back up again. It has become one of the constants in my life.

All it costs this asshole is one or two mouthfuls of soda per day... which, if taken in total... must amount to over 100$ of pepsi by now.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

We’re all acting outraged but let’s face it if it was a fat sheboon you wouldn’t care

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

but why

 

[President Joe Biden]

I call the cops every time I see a black person in my neighborhood.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

I call the cops every time I see a black person in my neighborhood.

If I see a YouTube thumbnail that includes black people I report it as "violent or repulsive content". One day the AI will catch on.

 

[President Joe Biden]

This is you right now:

Anyone who intentionally goes out of their way to piss off service workers making next to nothing for a living deserves to be force fed benadryl, mirtazapine, and 10x salvia extract and tossed into a pit of live brown recluses.

Alternatively they can also go into this:
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Yeah. How dare they have a job and contribute to society? Dumbfuck.

Pussy you deleted your post.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

For years, someone has been tossing/spraying soda on my parked vehicle. At first, this was terribly concerning, and with time the amount of fluids developed a jam/gum inside my door making the lock freeze shut all winter. And all summer it builds up these dirty tarballs wherever the syrup dries out. Sometimes, the soda sprayer stops spraying my truck for a month or more, but eventually, they start back up again. It has become one of the constants in my life.

All it costs this asshole is one or two mouthfuls of soda per day... which, if taken in total... must amount to over 100$ of pepsi by now.

So you hid in your truck out of sight until they showed up, then you blew them away with a shotgun, right?

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I don't like to create problems :(

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

I call the cops every time I see a black person in my neighborhood.

People say to use burner phones bought with cash. But that trick seems so old school, and I don’t think it works anymore.

You are basically doing the cops a favor if it’s a group. There is a coin-flip chance even one of them has a warrant. All you have to do is give them probable cause. Maybe say you saw drugs or something. But don’t say weapons, they might just shoot them.

I just want them to behave but that is never going to happen so I might as well protect my neighborhood and have them taken away

 

[The Foxtrot]

I just want them to behave but that is never going to happen so I might as well protect my neighborhood and have them taken away

But don’t say weapons, they might just shoot them.

Yeah, tell the cops you saw them waving guns around, that way the cops will shoot them and have them taken away to Dead Nigger Storage. That's the only way they'll ever be good niggers.

 

[Email]

Ask people if they’re ok in a genuine and earnest manner.

 

[(NOT) A Flat Earther]

Your baiting skills need work, my guy

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

I don't replace the water jugs at the watercooler when they're empty

 

[Town Drunk]

I have a very odd sense of humor. I've always wanted to lockpick some person I hate's house, move all their furniture, and leave. Locking the door behind me of course.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

Getting someone's car towed is always a fun one. With one phone call, you can burn hundreds of dollars and hours of time for the unlucky vehicle owner.

I've done this countless times to people parking on my side of the property line without permission. The funniest people to get towed are truckers, because their truck is their livelihood.

This is not the same as going out of your way to make uber driver's day miserable.

but why

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisocial_personality_disorder
>Antisocial personality disorder (ASPD) is a personality disorder defined by a chronic pattern of behavior that disregards the rights and well-being of others.
The world will be a better place without OP. I hope someone puts him down. "People" like him is why we need laws and rules and can't live in peace with each other.