More Weird Facebook Posts(6/23/2014)

[introman]

Chris posted two public comments that are pretty autistic.

Spiral Knights isn't Sonic but Sega has done our boy wrong. They NEED to KNOW.

Chris is happy that at least one of his gal pals has money even though they stopped giving a shit about him 14 years ago.

 

[José Mourinho]

Great to see he's still in the Sonic Boycott.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Molly is able to afford "everything basic and the bonus round"? Is that a snipe at how she has money to spend but he doesn't?

Maybe it's because she doesn't blow thousands of dollars worth of credit on toys.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

You know what?

He's not glad.

 

[Iä! Iä!]

Yeah, she doesn't even send him the tiniest Lego set, that bitch!

 

[Jackie Chin]

Molly is able to afford "everything basic and the bonus round"? Is that a snipe at how she has money to spend but he doesn't?

Maybe it's because she doesn't blow thousands of dollars worth of credit on toys.

Chris wants everyone who knows him to help him in his greatest time of need! Even if they have forgotten about him, he is always there. Reminding them, that he will be in their dreams looking at them with the sad face and eyes and then he will say "One lego set please."

 

[libertyoftheaether]

It's incredible how badly Chris has aged compared to his gal-pals in these last few years. Just with this photo here, Chris looks twice their age, if not worse.

It's funny how the man who held onto his childhood with a death grip is the one who ended up aging the quickest.

 

[Ian Brandon Something]

Passive-aggressive, self-pitying Facebook posts? That's our Chris!

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

I imagine the "bonus round" has something to do with Ms. Quarles dating life mentioned in the cap.

 

[hurpdurpmanguy]

He's not gonna boycott.

 

[Stuff and Things]

That passive-aggressive comment... now he's just asking for people to be mean towards him. Haha, his passive-aggressive bullshit kind of pisses me off, but it's also really hilarious to see how both his comment and profile pictures are the only things that stand out, and make people notice how much of an awful person he is. Seriously, all those comments are of friends having a casual conversation, but then, out of nowhere, comes Chrishun Wesson Chandlur, sperging over shit that nobody cares about

 

[Ian Brandon Something]

That passive-aggressive comment... now he's just asking for people to be mean towards him. Haha, his passive-aggressive bullshit kind of pisses me off, but it's also really hilarious to see how both his comment and profile pictures are the only things that stand out, and make people notice how much of an awful person he is. Seriously, all those comments are of friends having a casual conversation, but then, out of nowhere, comes Chrishun Wesson Chandlur, sperging over shit that nobody cares about

It wouldn't even be quite so bad if he made other comments as well that were positive. Then at least he wouldn't be seen as that guy who always posts depressing, self-pitying shit all over other people's good times. If he actually made some effort to connect with these people, and had normal conversations (insofar as Chris can manage) as well as posting like this, he could be a normal, even generally likeable person who has frequent bad days.

But he only posts about feeling sorry for himself and indirectly begs for attention and sympathy. "I want you to tell me how special I am NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!" It's all he does, which is why he comes across as so loathsome.

 

[XYZpdq]

I'm glad to see at least ONE of my two remaining good gal-pals able to afford Everything Basic and the Bonus Round.

I was expecting him to yell at the women about Sonic. That's some vintage CWC-style Random Capitalization and Phrases Made From The Ground Up from him, though.

 

[_blank_]

I'm glad to see at least ONE of my two remaining good gal-pals able to afford Everything Basic and the Bonus Round.

Decipher 1: I'm glad to see this person I knew is doing well.

Decipher 2: I only have two people I think I can call a friend, but that isn't going to stop me from being an ass and trying to rain on their parade by letting them know I'm still poor and they should give me more attention.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Y'know, all Molly did was go to high school. That's all she did. She went to high school and was casually kind to a walrus larva. That's all she did. Poor woman.

 

[Ian Brandon Something]

(heavy breathing)

You're one of the T- one of the Final Two, Molly.

The Final Two. Hm.

Not lo- Not long Now.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Stealing "Walrus Larva" for my band name, thanks.

Is it an actual date date they mentioned, since Courtney has a profile pic of herself with a guy (they could, of course, be madly polyamorous, who knows), or just a phone date with a pal? Not like Chris will know the difference, but it wouldn't be weird to say you had a "coffee date" or whatever with a friend you weren't actually dating.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Y'know, all Molly did was go to high school. That's all she did. She went to high school and was casually kind to a walrus larva. That's all she did. Poor woman.

She, along with Tiffany Gowen and the other gal-pals, spent 4 years trying to be nice to an autistic boy, trying to give him a positive high school experience. And they succeeded fantastically, because Chris looks at high school as the best part of his life. And they never asked for anything in return.

And now Chris wants to punish them for it. He wants to punish them because they don't spend the rest of their lives giving him happiness in exchange for nothing.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Am I the only one who thought "bonus round" was some sort of reference to lesbianism?

 

[IanBrannanSOMETHING]

Now, when he says "one of his two gal pals", is she strictly talking about people from MHS, or all of his friends, which would mean Anna is discounted as a "gal pal"?