More Weird Facebook Posts(6/23/2014)

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How Autistic is Introman for posting this?

  • Neurotypical(If you vote this. I will find you and laugh in your face)

    Votes: 28 16.3%

  • Slightly Autistic(Don't lie to yourself .)

    Votes: 41 23.8%

  • Writing Wiki Articles about Chris's T shirt collection (Most accurate)

    Votes: 103 59.9%
  • Total voters
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Henry Bemis said:
Am I the only one who thought "bonus round" was some sort of reference to lesbianism?
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I thought that as well, after seeing the post about "I root the L_BT but i hate the G!!", i now believe that Chris just can't see a couple of friends together without his horny mind-set kicking in and makes him think "mm yeah, d-dhey must be lesbians, mmmh".
 
IanBrannanSOMETHING said:
Now, when he says "one of his two gal pals", is she strictly talking about people from MHS, or all of his friends, which would mean Anna is discounted as a "gal pal"?
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That's an interesting question. If Anna is off the list, the other "gal pal" could be Kim Wilson, or vice versa.
 
Molly is SMOKIN'! No fucking wonder Chris is so bitter, all the gal pals ended up beings 10s while the one female that still gives him the time of day on facebook...well let's just say she ain't too hot! That's it, I'm on Chris' side now whenever it comes to the gal pals. I'd be bitter too if simple NAIVETY is what kept me from being married to one of these hotties! I mean, we all know that, right? The only reason Chris didn't snag one of the gal pals is that one reason. Nothing else. He absolutely had a shot if not for that.

What a sniveling, self pitying little shit he is. He really does just seem to be asking for it.
 
Stuff and Things said:
I thought that as well, after seeing the post about "I root the L_BT but i hate the G!!", i now believe that Chris just can't see a couple of friends together without his horny mind-set kicking in and makes him think "mm yeah, d-dhey must be lesbians, mmmh".
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I mean, they were photographed together! And they had a phone date, fer Chrissake!
 
I love how that sad face at the end just ruins any attempt at disguising the backhanded complement.
 
Henry Bemis said:
Am I the only one who thought "bonus round" was some sort of reference to lesbianism?
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In Sonichu 7, after Sonichu tells Magi-Chan he's going to fuck Rosechu, Magi-Chan says, "Ah. Yes. 'Bonus Round' of honest, true love, and romance."

In Mumble Chat 9.5 with Clyde and company, Chris explains what love is: "True love feels so good especially when it, uh, comes between two people who have known each other for a long while and have got to know each other through pleasant conversation. And uh you know the bonus rounds are there too I mean I'll admit that but what I enjoy most are the pleasant conversations" etc. etc.

So he's jealous that Molly is fucking someone.
 
"Bonus round."
Chris will never learn to express his feelings without using video game or early 90's terminology.
 
asperhes said:
In Sonichu 7, after Sonichu tells Magi-Chan he's going to fuck Rosechu, Magi-Chan says, "Ah. Yes. 'Bonus Round' of honest, true love, and romance."

In Mumble Chat 9.5 with Clyde and company, Chris explains what love is: "True love feels so good especially when it, uh, comes between two people who have known each other for a long while and have got to know each other through pleasant conversation. And uh you know the bonus rounds are there too I mean I'll admit that but what I enjoy most are the pleasant conversations" etc. etc.

So he's jealous that Molly is fucking someone.
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I'm sort of amazed you just know that.
 
When you go to the Facebook of the girl who's mentioned, not the one who posted the picture, she's already married. And looking at her Facebook she's not a lesbian. I think these two are just really close friends that probably talked on the phone for a while. And of course; Chris assumes "Girls in a picture together means they're lesbians!" Just like he did with that comic from earlier. "Everything basic and the bonus round" in Chris speak means: "Someone too love and fuck".

But now I'm wondering what the fuck "afford" has anything to do with it.

Edit: omfg, all I see in my head now is Chris looking at a prostitute and saying "I can afford the Basic package...but I can't quite afford the Bonus Round yet..."
 
pickleniggo said:
"Bonus round."
Chris will never learn to express his feelings without using video game or early 90's terminology.
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Probably not in all honesty. It's the only way he can wrap is autistic brain around every day life and it's situations.

He can't relate to other people as well, people so he uses what he is familiar with. Can't really blame him for that IMHO as he's had so little interaction with society.
 
So Chris is one of "those people" on Facebook who do nothing but post negative/antagonistic self-depreciating drivel and only has Facebook "friends" because most people will accept requests from anyone they went to high school with. He's essentially no one's actual friend on Facebook, he's just there on virtue of having gone to MHS at the same time as a handful of other people. How much would you be willing to bet that pretty much everyone who is "friends" with Chris on Facebook have hidden his whiny self-absorbed posts from their timelines?
 
asperhes said:
In Sonichu 7, after Sonichu tells Magi-Chan he's going to fuck Rosechu, Magi-Chan says, "Ah. Yes. 'Bonus Round' of honest, true love, and romance."

In Mumble Chat 9.5 with Clyde and company, Chris explains what love is: "True love feels so good especially when it, uh, comes between two people who have known each other for a long while and have got to know each other through pleasant conversation. And uh you know the bonus rounds are there too I mean I'll admit that but what I enjoy most are the pleasant conversations" etc. etc.

So he's jealous that Molly is fucking someone.
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Thank you for explaining. I was wondering what the hell he was talking about lol. So he just assumes everyone is getting it on here? why? Oh yeah, DATES=SEX and I guess phone dates = phone sex too.
 
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Confirmed. Sonichu is back :sonichu:
 
Bob Boxbody said:
Thank you for explaining. I was wondering what the hell he was talking about lol. So he just assumes everyone is getting it on here? why? Oh yeah, DATES=SEX and I guess phone dates = phone sex too.
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Chris has stupid nicknames for sex because he's a child. I bet he also calls Viagra "PP Up".
 
Chris should know he is beneath his gal-pals and should not bother them. I was raised not to compare people, but they just are better than him. Kinder and more successful.
Chris doesn't even look like how he looked at MHC in 1999-2000, he rather looks like the sad, dirty looking lunch lady or bus driver.
If he wants China well, there is nothing he can do at this point not even cleaning himself up. The only way he could get it was if he tricked a special needs girl into letting him do it to her, and even Chris would not do that.
 
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