Orbiter morons on youtube who talk about chris

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Maybe it stems from the days Chris was super naive and fell for everything leading to trolls getting pretty cliquey and possessive of him in fears weens would ruin their EPIC TROLLING PLANS?

Chris can more or less look after himself when it comes to weens these days.

I guess some people take the OPL nickname seriously.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

I don't see why you bash him for just doing a few edgy jokes like that, especially when this site partake in the same edgy jokes at any opportunity like ye olde truckopeace attack.

It's almost as if PewDiePie is an unfunny moron. "Family friendly" PewDiePie was still unfunny yelling out shit that only a 12-year-old would find funny, but edgy PewDiePie is even worse. Now instead of unfunny so random autist it's unfunny try hard autist.

 

[Mogambo]

Eh, who cares? I don't really watch or care much about Pewdiepie (literally the first time I'd heard him mentioned was in a badly-written creepypasta!) but he's pretty "vanilla," Right? As in the type of thing ten year olds and their parents or even grandparents would know about. Essentially he's a "normie," not a Christorian.

Here's the thing, WE don't own Chris. The inner circle doesn't own Chris. Nobody does. The minute anything is uploaded to the internet, it's there for the entire world to see. Doesn't matter if it's a decade after the fact. Chris is a big boy. He's responsible for every stupid video he put up, every stupid fact about drinking his navy and dirty trapped briefs, making the sign, destroying his medallions, choosing to dress like a clown, then a bag lady, stalking Doopie, and everything else he does. And yeah, it is pretty hilarious.

Honestly, I doubt Pewdiepie or most other "casual" viewers know all that much about Chris' recent antics. Pony shit is boring as fuck, and the tranny saga is more depressing than funny. Classic Chris was... Well there was a certain charm about his stupidity.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Pewdiepie is like Doopie in that they just had to name themselves after dumb sounding things and then get famous despite it.

So now those dumb sounding words are stuck in your vernacular.

 

[Zebedee]

There is a world past making fun of an autistic basement dweller. I hope you see that one day. God speed.

Yeah I've heard of that open world game, it's called IRL isn't it? Yeah honestly I'm sick of those, they've been done to death following the recent generation of consoles.

 

[Porker LeVance]

Classic Chris was... Well there was a certain charm about his stupidity.

There was an endearing innocence to Chris initially. He seemed like somebody's younger brother who got picked on for wanting to be famous. He used to want to fit into reality, now Chris invents his own with influences from children's TV and internet sexual deviancy. He's just an oversexed teen-minded tranny who looks like a sea hag now.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Cat Party, how dare you include AlphaOmegaSin in a group of people called "Morons"

 

[trueandhonestfan]

Pewdiepie is like Doopie in that they just had to name themselves after dumb sounding things and then get famous despite it.

So now those dumb sounding words are stuck in your vernacular.

Is Doopie really "famous" though? The first time I'd heard of her was when Chris started talking about her. PewDiePie we can call "famous" because all of his videos get millions of views.

 

[MG 620]

No one owns Chris, he owns us.

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

i can hear the weens screaming from the distance

 

[Male Idiot]

Good. Let the word spread about the Lord of All Autism. All will tremble before the Bent Duck!

 

[Jetman]

 

[namhorF]

What do you know he made a 13 minute long video of him.

 

[Male Idiot]

60000 people now know about JULAAAAAAYYYY! Truly the best timeline.

 

[Jetman]

Now we wait for Chris to react.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

> mfw a forum full of autists are mad that a more popular autist is making videos about the king of autists.


:autism:

 

[WhiteChocolateTamale]

Call me optimistic, but I think this video might actually do some good for Chris. We know Chris is jealous of Pewdiepie, so he at least listens to him. He won't just flat out disregard him as a troll.

PDP's videos really highlight how an ordinary person can look at these events and conclude that Chris is the source of most of his problems, something I think his ego prevents him from seeing. You guys worry about weens, but I'm hopeful Chris might change.

 

[Captain Smollett]

What do you know he made a 13 minute long video of him.

"Encyclopedia Dramatic Saga"

 

[EwaZor]

Well shit, Pewdiepie has introduced millions of children to Chris. Now, kids are going to be shouting "Julaaaaay" on the playground.

 

[MMX]

Call me optimistic, but I think this video might actually do some good for Chris. We know Chris is jealous of Pewdiepie, so he at least listens to him. He won't just flat out disregard him as a troll.

PDP's videos really highlight how an ordinary person can look at these events and conclude that Chris is the source of most of his problems, something I think his ego prevents him from seeing. You guys worry about weens, but I'm hopeful Chris might change.

Chris watched a documentary about his entire life which largely stuck to the facts and wasn't overly a-loggy yet somehow found it illinformed and a misrepresentation.
Even if the god bear himself came down and treated Chris to a "it's a wonderful life" style tour through the big events of his life he would still learn nothing and tell the god bear that he doesn't remember things happening that way.