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Best Ninja?

  • Yellow Ninja

    Votes: 72 16.9%
  • Blue Ninja

    Votes: 56 13.2%
  • Green Ninja

    Votes: 22 5.2%
  • Purple Ninja

    Votes: 9 2.1%
  • Red Ninja

    Votes: 10 2.4%
  • Smoky Ninja

    Votes: 28 6.6%
  • Robot Ninja

    Votes: 13 3.1%
  • Boobie Ninja

    Votes: 97 22.8%
  • Ninja But Not A Ninja

    Votes: 15 3.5%
  • Kurtis Stryker

    Votes: 103 24.2%

  • Total voters
    425
That trailer settled it. This shit is just too Marvel for me. It's not even because of the Whedon dialogue, which was surprisingly absent here, but because it has all devolved into "...And then this nigger shows up and barks a reference!"

Thanks to the multiverse shit, they're stuck with "Every timeline is in danger" tier stakes. Youve written yourself out of having any other plausible storylines that can't be resolved with timeline tampering.
 
That trailer settled it. This shit is just too Marvel for me. It's not even because of the Whedon dialogue, which was surprisingly absent here, but because it has all devolved into "...And then this nigger shows up and barks a reference!"

Thanks to the multiverse shit, they're stuck with "Every timeline is in danger" tier stakes. Youve written yourself out of having any other plausible storylines that can't be resolved with timeline tampering.
At this point, NRS is just too much in the modern audience side of all things considered, pandering to as much fat slop-eating feminazis and leftist as much as possible whilst taking away the life of what makes Mortal Kombat, Mortal Kombat. They just really think the multiverse idea is really going to make good money and increase in playing rates in EVO.

Repeating the same mistake since MK11 is not going to make good revenue if they do not stick to the 2D era’s magnum opuses and charm. This is MK11 but more woke than Jax’s ending here and even more ugly girlbosses with tranny faces and bad decisions attempting to paint Boon as a “shrewd” troll amongst MKfags. Boon sucks at trolling more than Harada’s way of trolling FGfags and Tekkenfags. I have no remaining hope for MK, but the animality was a decent comeback for the game, and that would be the only thing I am hyped for nostalgia in MK3.
 
That trailer settled it. This shit is just too Marvel for me. It's not even because of the Whedon dialogue, which was surprisingly absent here, but because it has all devolved into "...And then this nigger shows up and barks a reference!"

Thanks to the multiverse shit, they're stuck with "Every timeline is in danger" tier stakes. Youve written yourself out of having any other plausible storylines that can't be resolved with timeline tampering.

They even made the Kamidogu from the 3D Era into infinity stones.

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WB and NRS are desperately trying to make MK into the next Marvel, but losing what made people love MK in the first place.

Edit: To add NRS blatantly LIED and said the skins during Mileena's season were themed for her ("flesh pits" skins) after the initial leak that came out stated they were Havik skins. In short, NRS did not make any Mileena skins during her season and replaced it with Havik's while shutting down anyone who called them out on it, but the trailer all but confirms they were alway meant for Havik.

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They even made the Kamidogu from the 3D Era into infinity stones.

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>arena full of Havik dopplegangers like Kang the Conqueror
>Kamidogu is turned into infinity stones
>The cyborgs are more Ironman than "brainwashed cyberized ninjas"
>Cyrax is even doing the mid-air double-kick in the trailer that Falcon does

The Marvel Cinematic Universe and its consequences have been a disaster for the entertainment industry.
 
Ooooooo my god. There's a lot to unpack here.

Because guys don't give a shit if a guy is hotter than them, only that the look badass. Women ( and trannies ) hate when a woman is prettier than them, so you'll never see a woman design an attractive female.
Which is ironic because some of the women's designs from the Midway era were actually designed by actual women.

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Girlboss they/them cyborgs.
Gross.


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Ignoring the iron man shit, those suits look so lame. What the fuck. Moreover what is with Sektor's face! What is that face???

Also now I'm sure we have more female playable characters (including Kameos) than male. And normally I don't really care about gender ratios in my fighting game roster but with how much girl boss crap MK1 has, I'm fucking worried about MK13.

13. Unlucky number. Yeah, we're doomed.

And I swear if it turns out Cyrax is Jacqui or something...
We need diversity made by White nerds only again.

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Looking at the boys here makes me ache for how much they are getting robbed.
That trailer settled it. This shit is just too Marvel for me. It's not even because of the Whedon dialogue, which was surprisingly absent here, but because it has all devolved into "...And then this nigger shows up and barks a reference!"

Thanks to the multiverse shit, they're stuck with "Every timeline is in danger" tier stakes. Youve written yourself out of having any other plausible storylines that can't be resolved with timeline tampering.
Really! The timeline nonsense from 11 doomed the franchise.

I'd go as far as to say that it started with 9. I love 9 but it should have been a full reboot, not a soft reboot with timeline shit because that just made everything worse for MK11 and now this. There's no fucking end to this.

Also Marvel is a dying breed. Can they not see the writing on the wall?
They just really think the multiverse idea is really going to make good money and increase in playing rates in EVO
My genuine question is how? How will this fix their EVO numbers?

Not that I care about EVO. Nothing of value would be lost if it crashes and burned.
Latest Kombat Pack. Includes Noob Saibot, Night Wolf, Cyraxx, Sektor, T-1000 and GhostFace.

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With this, we are now at 6 guest characters in MK1 alone which is the highest amount of guests we've ever had in a mortal kombat game.

That is actually not good. Slowly Mortal Kombat is turning into Fortnite or Smash for movies and it's like... What the fuck is going on?
 
Exactly. You could make a Pack out of nothing except guests now and if they actually did that, people would absolutely complain.
Nobody wants any of those guest characters; when was the last time Conan was relevant in any way?!
At this rate the final pack will be Jade followed by John Wick and Paul Atreides. I hate the way every MK game now has to have all these guests crammed in; they will probably never do a fully MK Kombat Pack again now.
 
Exactly. You could make a Pack out of nothing except guests now and if they actually did that, people would absolutely complain.
Nobody wants any of those guest characters; when was the last time Conan was relevant in any way?!
At this rate the final pack will be Jade followed by John Wick and Paul Atreides. I hate the way every MK game now has to have all these guests crammed in; they will probably never do a fully MK Kombat Pack again now.
Nah man, it's girl boss glory now! It's gonna be the bitches from the Acolytes or whatever. Maybe one of the Eternals. Considering that there are rumors of Beatrix Kiddo / The Bride as a guest, we cannot have any more men!

And I like Kill Bill. But fucking, can we stop? Each guest slot is a spot knicked from an actual legacy character that people want. But instead it's nostalgia bait and needless pandering and trend chasing that shit all over the fans.

Just to put the pattern in simple terms.

MK 9
Freddy Krueger, Kratos (And I'm sure that's on the PS version only. Ironically he's the only video game character to date)

MKX
Leatherface, Jason Voorhees, @Xenomorphs Are Cute and Predator.

MK11
Rambo, Terminator, Spawn, Joker, Robocop

MK1(2)
Homelander, Peacemaker, Omniman + Conan, T-1000 and Ghostface.

Actually are they gonna add the whoever from I Know What You Did Last Summer? I could see them do this.

MK13 / Girlboss Kombat
[Insert seven movie characters here]
 
I actually dig the setup of Conan vs T1000 but frankly they seem out of place compared to the first guest line up of evil superheroes. Its more appropriate for MK 11 and ghost face would have been better for 10.

It's just a very uneven guest line up and it doesn't really bring the hype like 11's did. They should have picked a theme and stuck with it.
 
Havik just feels like a C-level character to be the big bad for this expansion pack since this game blew its load with Titan Shang Tsung. Since NRS decided to multiverse the series and now every character is a Titan, why not have the Titan version of Shao Kahn or Quan Chi be the next threat? I would have included Titan Mileena but she is no longer a villain in this reboot.
 
I can see the T-1000s fatalities in my head. I'd put money on one of them being the liquid nitrogen bit from the film and the other being the eye stab.

I really hate how uncreative they've been with the guest fatalities. Just a whole bunch of memberberries.
Not just the guest fatalities, even the main roster has grown stale with everything being a bisection or somebody blowing up. I can be rather squeamish but with how much theyre doing eye shit lately it doesnt even affect me anymore.

Takeda's latest fatality was started off really good with the chainwhips bleeding out the opponent, that was nasty already, but of course, they just had to follow it up with the guy fucking exploding *and* splitting his head in half afterwards.
 
Even during the Midway era of games, especially the 3D ones, still felt like MK and added lore to the games that didn't feel like a ripoff of comic book schlop. WB is probably the worst thing that happened to MK and it's sad to see this once bright bushy eyed man become a husk of what he once was. I bet he regrets not leaving at the same time Tobias did (people forget Tobias was also the co-creator of MK and was responsible for a lot of the lore for the early MK games) to have a wife and kids.

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Even during the Midway era of games, especially the 3D ones, still felt like MK and added lore to the games that didn't feel like a ripoff of comic book schlop. WB is probably the worst thing that happened to MK and it's sad to see this once bright bushy eyed man become a husk of what he once was. I bet he regrets not leaving at the same time Tobias did (people forget Tobias was also the co-creator of MK and was responsible for a lot of the lore for the early MK games) to have a wife and kids.

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It's as they say: "His smile and optimism, gone"

I'm sorry to be such a doomposter but I feel in a weird way this picture made me realize how MK kinda resembles or represents the fall of modern culture: Kompletely lost the plot and now is stuck in a mire of corporate identity loss, nostalgia bait, and ugly women.
 
Even during the Midway era of games, especially the 3D ones, still felt like MK and added lore to the games that didn't feel like a ripoff of comic book schlop. WB is probably the worst thing that happened to MK and it's sad to see this once bright bushy eyed man become a husk of what he once was. I bet he regrets not leaving at the same time Tobias did (people forget Tobias was also the co-creator of MK and was responsible for a lot of the lore for the early MK games) to have a wife and kids.

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I doubt he has any regrets over clinging to his claim to fame. For the OG MK arcade game, Tobias was the one who came up with the Koncept, story, and Kharacters (ok I'll stop, lol). Boon was, at that point just a programmer, not one of the creative guys. He did get input, but Tobias was the creative lead.

He was likely the type to get wedgies and stuffed into lockers in school, so I'm sure he's quite happy to be in a position to be fawned over as the "creator" of MK.

It's a shame. Mortal Kombat, is still a fun game to play, if they could just take the weird social justice bullshit out of it. Hell, it might actually sell better if they did that.
 
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