Mortal Kombat Thread - GET OVER HERE!!!

[biozeminadae1]

2000s has been unfairly overlooked. That decade I miss more

To me that was the era of Mortal Kombat, even if it wasn't as comparatively popular to the 90s.

 

[TVB]

To me that was the era of Mortal Kombat, even if it wasn't as comparatively popular to the 90s.

Amen to that. Both 90s and 2000s were Mortal Kombat's golden age

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Ed Boon tries to get some attention for Woke Kombat 1 by saying people want a naked Cena skin (spoiler: no one out of virtue signaling faggots who don't play MK1 want it), and it didn't go well for our sjw faggot developer. The people who want a naked Cena don't play Mortal Kombat (old women in their 30s and 40s and faggots who don't know or refuse to accept how much of a creepy asshole Cena is in real life).


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Hey Ed, how about fixing your game and making it less woke and shitty?

Is Ed Boon a faggot that's just projecting his homo feelings onto other people?

I mean a lot of things would make sense if that was really true.

 

[The Nothingness]

Is Ed Boon a faggot that's just projecting his homo feelings onto other people?

I mean a lot of things would make sense if that was really true.

Or he's still atoning for how the ladies looked in MK9, especially with Mileena only wearing bandages as her alternate costume.

 

[Rick The Stick]

ladies looked in MK9

Real Talk? The ladies in 9, hell even the men, looked like shit. The models sucked all around. Sure the girls had their tits on display but everything else looked like shit. And just like IRL, great tits don't make up for a busted face/body.

 

[vertebrae]

Amen to that. Both 90s and 2000s were Mortal Kombat's golden age

I spent so many nights playing Deception's Konquest mode as a kid, that is still one of my favorite alternative modes in any game, it has such a special charm to it.

Sure people shit on the VA but that was the point, it was supposed to be a parody of badly translated dubs of old martial art movies, it's truly a relic of its time.

 

[TVB]

I spent so many nights playing Deception's Konquest mode as a kid, that is still one of my favorite alternative modes in any game, it has such a special charm to it.

Sure people shit on the VA but that was the point, it was supposed to be a parody of badly translated dubs of old martial art movies, it's truly a relic of its time.

The badly-dubbed martial arts movies made a mark culturally thanks to Mortal Kombat as well as the likes of rap group Wu-Tang Clan

 

[Calandrino]

Real Talk? The ladies in 9, hell even the men, looked like shit. The models sucked all around. Sure the girls had their tits on display but everything else looked like shit. And just like IRL, great tits don't make up for a busted face/body.

Nobody ever wants to hear this, but the female models got prettier after NRS went woke. They stopped mocapping them with men, too.

 

[Level99Manchild]

Real Talk? The ladies in 9, hell even the men, looked like shit. The models sucked all around. Sure the girls had their tits on display but everything else looked like shit. And just like IRL, great tits don't make up for a busted face/body.

I'll take them over whatever the fuck Boon produced in the last 9-10 years because at least they had original assets and Boon tried to give a fuck. Peacemaker is reused assets nobody wanted.

Nobody ever wants to hear this, but the female models got prettier after NRS went woke. They stopped mocapping them with men, too.

They got uglier (look at Injustass). MKX Mileena was the only decent female model of the bunch (Did anyone even like Cassie and her Sjw Squad out of Takaeda?). Aside from her and a few others like Erron Black, most of the roster has looked like shit since X (both male and female models). No one likes MK1 Tanya and Ashrah, and I don't know what the fuck they did to Sareena in Woke Kombat 1 (yea, she needed a redesign, but god this one sucks). I don't know how you fuck up Goro, but Boon did it somehow.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

Ed Boon tries to get some attention for Woke Kombat 1 by saying people want a naked Cena skin (spoiler: no one out of virtue signaling faggots who don't play MK1 want it), and it didn't go well for our sjw faggot developer. The people who want a naked Cena don't play Mortal Kombat (old women in their 30s and 40s and faggots who don't know or refuse to accept how much of a creepy asshole Cena is in real life).


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Makes this video really fucking weird in hindsight.

Is Boon trying to explore his faggotry or something? No one wants a naked Jon Cena. Except for those moms and thirsting homos of course.

Also, what has Jon Cena done irl? Not doubting you, just curious. I know he bent the knee to China for retarded reasons.

 

[Level99Manchild]

Also, what has Jon Cena done irl? Not doubting you, just curious. I know he bent the knee to China for retarded reasons.

His recent movie is about a cross-dressing faggot who can't shut the fuck up about sex, dicks, and masturbation. It looks like another agenda-driven movie with painfully unfunny jokes. He's always been a horny, shady creep since his WWE days (he threw his dick out there like Phil "CM Punk" Brooks), but this guy still tries to look like he's in it for the kids and shit. Cena's more or less doing creepy Hollywood shit to get big roles now. Oh, by the way, the cross-dressing faggot movie is an Amazon movie, not something hitting mainstream theaters so that argument is thrown out the window. He intentionally went out naked for his career.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prg1dp7Ytow

(The media link wasn't working so here's this link).

 

[Would]

Is Ed Boon a faggot that's just projecting his homo feelings onto other people?

Nah, just a guy trying to keep the lights on.
He was far too horny and edgy all his life well into his midlife to suddenly turn gay. In Midway he had more influence and sway over the final product, at WB he's a cog in the machine; just a face to shill product.

Or he's still atoning for how the ladies looked in MK9, especially with Mileena only wearing bandages as her alternate costume.

Given how he dressed the characters in every MK prior, I don't think MK9 is that much more scantily. Hell, smut was part of the MK appeal.
I don't think he regrets a thing, he just accepts the times changed and revolting against the norms will only get him fired and his name dragged through the mud by online trannies/soys.

Nobody ever wants to hear this, but the female models got prettier after NRS went woke.

How? Genuinely curious how. They lost their tits and hips, got square, and the faces stayed just as ugly only in different ways.
How is Skarlet prettier in MK11 compared to MK9? How is Kitana prettier in M1K compared to Shaolin Monks (the versions where they look the most Asian) besides a higher poly count?
How is Tanya in M1K in anyway prettier than in MKD/A?
Hell, if you can convince me that M1K Li Mei is hotter/prettier than portrayed in Deception I'll yield to never calling X & Beyond ladies ugly ever again.

Is Boon trying to explore his faggotry or something? No one wants a naked Jon Cena. Except for those moms and thirsting homos of course.

Which is half his PR department. See the tranny in every Kombat Kast.

 

[Level99Manchild]

I don't think he regrets a thing, he just accepts the times changed and revolting against the norms will only get him fired and his name dragged through the mud by online trannies/soys.

Too bad trannies and soys don't buy or play Mortal Kombat despite the faggot yelling "TRANS RIIIGHTS" at CEO 2 years ago.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

Given how he dressed the characters in every MK prior, I don't think MK9 is that much more scantily. Hell, smut was part of the MK appeal

Man I remember all the sperging that came of MK9 and all the women having their tits out. I specifically remember Sonya being made an example out of.

Either through jokes or feminists bitching about lack of realism and muh objectfication.

Keep in mind, never the hyperviolent murder of these women or the graphic gore. Just the boobs.

Feels like ages ago. Thanks, Sweet Baby Inc.

 

[Spit bucket]

Trailer for Ermac and Mavado. They covered up Ermac's ugly face and Mavado looks kinda cool, I guess?

 

[Coldgrip]

...Mavado looks kinda cool, I guess?

I can't take a character that uses bungie cords seriously.

 

[vertebrae]

Trailer for Ermac and Mavado. They covered up Ermac's ugly face and Mavado looks kinda cool, I guess?

Why is his powers suddenly blueish now??? I want much classic green back wtf is this shit.

 

[marvlouslie]

Once again, here you see fans giving more of a shit about character design than NRS. This guy has a TON of work done for the ninjas, and is just outright EMBARRASSING NRS' entire fucking design team.

 

[ShitLurker]

How? Genuinely curious how. They lost their tits and hips, got square, and the faces stayed just as ugly only in different ways.
How is Skarlet prettier in MK11 compared to MK9? How is Kitana prettier in M1K compared to Shaolin Monks (the versions where they look the most Asian) besides a higher poly count?
How is Tanya in M1K in anyway prettier than in MKD/A?
Hell, if you can convince me that M1K Li Mei is hotter/prettier than portrayed in Deception I'll yield to never calling X & Beyond ladies ugly ever again.

Best I can say is that in MK9 they were ugly because they were unable to make an attractive face to save their lives. MK1 on the other hand makes me think they could. But they much rather hit them with the ugly stick/turn them into mystery meat asians (and then hit with the ugly stick). I very much prefer them trying and failing like in older entries then the bland ugly they cooked up for the newest.

 

[Snake of Diamond]

Best I can say is that in MK9 they were ugly because they were unable to make an attractive face to save their lives. MK1 on the other hand makes me think they could. But they much rather hit them with the ugly stick/turn them into mystery meat asians (and then hit with the ugly stick). I very much prefer them trying and failing like in older entries then the bland ugly they cooked up for the newest.

With all the tech we have nowadays you can scan a face down to the most miniscule detail into a game. They do this and still make the models ugly on purpose.