Mortal Kombat Thread - GET OVER HERE!!!

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Best Ninja?

  • Yellow Ninja

    Votes: 76 17.6%
  • Blue Ninja

    Votes: 58 13.4%
  • Green Ninja

    Votes: 22 5.1%
  • Purple Ninja

    Votes: 9 2.1%
  • Red Ninja

    Votes: 10 2.3%
  • Smoky Ninja

    Votes: 28 6.5%
  • Robot Ninja

    Votes: 13 3.0%
  • Boobie Ninja

    Votes: 98 22.6%
  • Ninja But Not A Ninja

    Votes: 16 3.7%
  • Kurtis Stryker

    Votes: 103 23.8%

  • Total voters
    433
Who the fuck at Neartherrealm is so convinced that no one wants to see the Cyborgs ever again? It's been like 10 motherfucking years since we've had Cyrax and Sektor in the roster. And yeah, I kinda liked Cyber Frost but why is she the only one?
I would have at least settled for Triborg as a developed character. Instead of a "Legion" character like Ermac, he has multiple personalities due to having the programming of all the Ninjas that went through the Cyber Initiative program. Legit schizo cyborg ninja.
 
Who the fuck at Neartherrealm is so convinced that no one wants to see the Cyborgs ever again? It's been like 10 motherfucking years since we've had Cyrax and Sektor in the roster. And yeah, I kinda liked Cyber Frost but why is she the only one?
It was such a bullshit cock tease to have them in the MK11 campaign with brand new models and all of their iconic moves, but still not have them playable. There's no reason to go through all that effort if you're not going to make them fully-fledged characters.
 
It was such a bullshit cock tease to have them in the MK11 campaign with brand new models and all of their iconic moves, but still not have them playable. There's no reason to go through all that effort if you're not going to make them fully-fledged characters.
Oooooo but you don't understand! It was very important that they made room for such important characters as Kollecter and 5 billion guest characters!
 
Also I have a soft spot for Li Mei's look in Deadly Alliance.
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Booba aside, I think it's a very nice streamlined design. Easy on the eyes and the patterns are lovely.
The bell bottoms tie it all together imo. Strokes me as her choosing the outfit for comfort.
 
I have a general soft spot for the 3D games anyway, but I hate how Li Mei got shafted. She had a good look, cool moves, a decent backstory and then she was left to rot in limbo. Until MK1 made her a lesbian guard or whatever.
she won a tournament and was put into a statue as a joke
and it was a funny joke
 
I have a general soft spot for the 3D games anyway, but I hate how Li Mei got shafted. She had a good look, cool moves, a decent backstory and then she was left to rot in limbo. Until MK1 made her a lesbian guard or whatever.
She's part of some cringe-girl drama with Sindel and her baby daddy.

TLDR: She was besties with Slope-del and was part of Tanya's nigger lesbo squad until someone murdered Jerrod and she got blamed for it. Then fucked off and became a police officer.

Riveting?
she won a tournament and was put into a statue as a joke
and it was a funny joke
Didn't she also become Onaga's fucktoy in one ending, then got superpowers that she used to smite her enemies?
 
She's part of some cringe-girl drama with Sindel and her baby daddy.

TLDR: She was besties with Slope-del and was part of Tanya's nigger lesbo squad until someone murdered Jerrod and she got blamed for it. Then fucked off and became a police officer.

Riveting?

Didn't she also become Onaga's fucktoy in one ending, then got superpowers that she used to smite her enemies?
It's her Deception ending. She fights him and due to her time as a statue soldier thanks to her innate female instincts instead decides he deserves to rule everything, including her.
i forgot her armeggedon one
they're all so boring and weird
 
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It's her Deception ending. She fights him and due to her time as a statue soldier thanks to her innate female instincts instead decides he deserves to rule everything, including her.
i forgot her armeggedon one
they're all so boring and weird
"Filled with the energy of Blaze, Li Mei had but one purpose for her new found power. In retribution for slaying her people, she banished the souls of Quan Chi and Shang Tsung to an obelisk. Trapped inside the relic, they must fend off wave after wave of aggressors for eternity. Justice has finally been done."
 
"Filled with the energy of Blaze, Li Mei had but one purpose for her new found power. In retribution for slaying her people, she banished the souls of Quan Chi and Shang Tsung to an obelisk. Trapped inside the relic, they must fend off wave after wave of aggressors for eternity. Justice has finally been done."
became god and just uses it to get revenge on her bullies
 
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Move aside. MK1 got that shit beat!

"As her reign began, Empress Mileena faced many challenges. To meet them, she turned to the people she trusted: her sister to lead her army and me to lead her Imperial Police. Though I missed Empress Sindel dearly, I was glad my ties with her family had been mended. But, while it was an honor to be made responsible for Outworld's internal security, I soon realized accepting the appointment was a mistake. I'm not cut out to be a bureaucrat, nor am I patient enough to navigate the imperial court's politics. I was at my best patrolling Sun Do's streets. When I could feel the city's pulse, and serve and protect its citizens directly. That's why I resigned my post and resumed my role as Sun Do's First Constable. I end each day knowing I've made a difference."

Brave and stunning, yes? Riveting and engaging, right?
 
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not even sure why you bother, man
mk1 being dogshit in nearly every way was guaranteed the moment they cut out literally everything actually edgy about the franchise
 
not even sure why you bother, man
mk1 being dogshit in nearly every way was guaranteed the moment they cut out literally everything actually edgy about the franchise
MK1 was hated by mainly oldfags and NRS pre-MK1 fags. They just want that good juicy revenue from guest characters nobody cares about, especially ones that are from movies or comic books, and NRS shills would drool at anything that creatively bankrupted NetherGay and Ed Cock tries to pander to, especially ugly covered up women. Whoever says they love MK1 like those fujoshits should be sent to the NetherRealm to get devoured by Scorpion's hellfire.
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Off-topic, but here are 3 of my old MK fanarts. I love experimenting art styles, so it was why they look inconsistent. Found these on my old art archive folder.
 
More Takeda footage.


Takeda looks cool and EVO can fuck right off. Why did NRS decide to hold him hostage for that shit show?

ETA: Actually I think I know the why. Evidently the EVO numbers for MK1 were abysmal so I think NRS and Warner Cucks are trying to artificially generate hype and interest in the game.
 
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More Takeda footage.


Takeda looks cool and EVO can fuck right off. Why did NRS decide to hold him hostage for that shit show?

ETA: Actually I think I know the why. Evidently the EVO numbers for MK1 were abysmal so I think NRS and Warner Cucks are trying to artificially generate hype and interest in the game.
It's the same shit with the Spawn delay in MK11. They knew it was what a lot of people wanted (Spawn was constantly begged for in polls/Takeda had one of the highest playrates in MKX), so they delay the release of that character until nearly a year later in an attempt to maintain relevance.
 
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what the fuck is a takeda
He's one of the Next Gen Kombat Kids from MKX. By far the most popular and likable one of the lot.

Which doesn't amount to much considering the bar they set which was low as shit. And that comes from someone who likes Kung Jin to an extent.

He's also the son of Kenshi.

Anyway, Takeda gameplay trailer is out.

ETA: Okay so they did change the relationship with him and Kenshi since he refers to Kenshi by his first name. So he's not a Kombat Kid anymore. Cool.

His fatality looks decent. It's not the gorefest like others. It's simple and as far as I could see, pretty fast-paced which is great because I feel as if some of the newer fatalities are needlessly long.

Sometimes simple and sweet does the trick.

Gameplaywise, he looks very fun to use. But I ain't gonna shill 70 bucks for it still even if Takeda is currently one of the only good things about this game. Can't even consider pirating it when it becomes feature-complete.

If it becomes feature complete.
 
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He's one of the Next Gen Kombat Kids from MKX. By far the most popular and likable one of the lot.

Which doesn't amount to much considering the bar they set which was low as shit. And that comes from someone who likes Kung Jin to an extent.
Kung Jin is the only MK character to ever use a bow as a primary weapon, so there's at least one unique element to him. I'd say the worst Kombat Kid was Jacqui since she was just dickless Jax, and NetherRealm tried so hard to get people to like her. They gave her an incredibly overpowered moveset in MK11, and yet still no one gave a shit about her.
 
Kung Jin is the only MK character to ever use a bow as a primary weapon, so there's at least one unique element to him. I'd say the worst Kombat Kid was Jacqui since she was just dickless Jax, and NetherRealm tried so hard to get people to like her. They gave her an incredibly overpowered moveset in MK11, and yet still no one gave a shit about her.
Which is why it's so weird that they brought her back for MK11 even. She sucked ass.

I'm glad NRS got some brain cells back and brought back the guy everyone actually wanted. I'm just sad that it wasn't in the better of the two games.
 
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