Mortal Kombat Thread - GET OVER HERE!!!

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Best Ninja?

  • Yellow Ninja

    Votes: 76 17.6%
  • Blue Ninja

    Votes: 58 13.4%
  • Green Ninja

    Votes: 22 5.1%
  • Purple Ninja

    Votes: 9 2.1%
  • Red Ninja

    Votes: 10 2.3%
  • Smoky Ninja

    Votes: 28 6.5%
  • Robot Ninja

    Votes: 13 3.0%
  • Boobie Ninja

    Votes: 98 22.6%
  • Ninja But Not A Ninja

    Votes: 16 3.7%
  • Kurtis Stryker

    Votes: 103 23.8%

  • Total voters
    433
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You can blame this hack, Dominic Cianciolo.

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So, dude is responsible for:
  1. Megan Fox
  2. Multiverse shit
  3. Multiverse shit so bad that Khaos Reigns tanked so bad that they didn't want to announce the sales numbers and WB scrapped the whole thing afterward
  4. He was the lead in two games that barely lasted two years (seriously, that Mortal Kombat: Onslaught game also died just as quickly)
Added bonus: His social media feeds are all about orange man bad, baad, baaaaad.
 
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You can blame this hack, Dominic Cianciolo.

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So, dude is responsible for:
  1. Megan Fox
  2. Multiverse shit
  3. Multiverse shit so bad that Khaos Reigns tanked so bad that they didn't want to announce the sales numbers and WB scrapped the whole thing afterward
  4. He was the lead in two games that barely lasted two years (seriously, that Mortal Kombat: Onslaught game also died just as quickly)
Added bonus: His social media feeds are all about orange man bad, baad, baaaaad.
Him and Noob's incompentence is why MK1 and Onslaught was a major flop. There's also Ronda Rousey and Dimitri Vegas, but the washed out "wrestler" and DJ with no VA experience at least doesn't do as atrociously as Megan Fox or Nitara's overall execution, wasting a space on Cristina Vee (waste of voice) on grunts and screams, and Megan handling the grating voice.

Even MK11's plot is not even as much as a trashfire as MK1's garbage writing and uglifying women and no soul in every Kombatants' voice lines.
 
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Him and Noob's incompentence is why MK1 and Onslaught was a major flop. There's also Ronda Rousey and Dimitri Vegas, but the washed out "wrestler" and DJ with no VA experience at least doesn't do as atrociously as Megan Fox or Nitara's overall execution, wasting a space on Cristina Vee on grunts and screams, and Megan handling the grating voice.

Even MK11's plot is not even as much as a trashfire as MK1's garbage writing and uglifying women and no soul in every Kombatants' voice lines.
Christy Vee is a whiny sjw and shitty VA herself, but she can outperform Megan Fox and Lousy Rousey (that's not saying much). Don't forget about the Switch version being an absolute trashfire, and Woke Kombat 1 has more guest characters than characters from the MK games. I still don't get why Reptile looks like a hipster faggot version of Donte in Woke Kombat 1.
 
why did tobias left anyways. he always seemed like he legit had talent
AFAIK he was planning on leaving Midway for some time and wanted to go solo... which wasn't successful at all. Then in 2012 he went to Zynga (a.k.a. the company that made Farmville).
 
why did tobias left anyways. he always seemed like he legit had talent
In addition to what the Kiwi above said, Tobias felt he wasn't appreciated as much in Midway anymore by the suits, who wanted MK to focus more on the gore and violence and less on lore and world-building which was his side of the franchise.
He also stated being a bit burned out on MK after almost a decade of non-stop MK this and MK that.
He has tweeted feeling a bit of nostalgia for MK, which causes some fans to hope he joins NRS and "saves" MK, but that'll never happen as he wouldn't have final say over the visual design, story, and art direction anymore and he's pretty comfy where he is now anyway.

Even MK11's plot is not even as much as a trashfire as MK1's garbage writing and uglifying women and no soul in every Kombatants' voice lines.
I can't help but imagine what 1992-2011 Ed Boon would do with today's graphics and AI to further his gooner aesthetics of old-school MK. Easily imagine Kitana with a fat ass and thighs and Mileena with bigger proportions that in her alt costume in MK Deception.
 
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I can't help but imagine what 1992-2011 Ed Boon would do with today's graphics and AI to further his gooner aesthetics of old-school MK. Easily imagine Kitana with a fat ass and thighs and Mileena with bigger proportions that in her alt costume in MK Deception.

Id still take it over her being a dude in a dress.
 
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stripper big tittied model with man faces never worked. mortal kombat peaked with 2.
It's a huge fucking degradation with the female models since MK9. Back before Woke Kombat 1 was made, it was all titty strippers in MK9 and it sold 1 million in its first month because horny teens like seeing tits, violence, Scorpion, Sub-Zero and Mileena. MKX did far better than MK9, albeit with toned down stripper designs and decent lore, and then MK11, only best-selling NRS MK title and has a garbage Multiverse bullshit plot, jobbers, bald Kronika and Ronda fucking Rousey. MK1 did far worse because they take consultants to "better MK and resurrect it to the modern audience", only for it to flop later on because of Megan Fox, man-faced chicks with man body slapped with tits, nonsensical designs and a worse plot than that of 11.

Blame that nigger Dominic ever since he supervises Injustice 2.
 
It's a huge fucking degradation with the female models since MK9. Back before Woke Kombat 1 was made, it was all titty strippers in MK9 and it sold 1 million in its first month because horny teens like seeing tits, violence, Scorpion, Sub-Zero and Mileena. MKX did far better than MK9, albeit with toned down stripper designs and decent lore, and then MK11, only best-selling NRS MK title and has a garbage Multiverse bullshit plot, jobbers, bald Kronika and Ronda fucking Rousey. MK1 did far worse because they take consultants to "better MK and resurrect it to the modern audience", only for it to flop later on because of Megan Fox, man-faced chicks with man body slapped with tits, nonsensical designs and a worse plot than that of 11.
You forgot guest characters literally nobody asked for because nobody said, "Hotaru is gay. Gimme Conan!!"
 
Allegedly reliable leaker (source) hints that with Mortal Kombat 1 as dead as Tanya's personality in that game, Injustice 3 is now in production.

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How hard can that be? Mortal Kombat 1 is said to be Injustice 3 retooled at the last minute, which is why the first season DLCs include two evil Superman and Peacemaker. Rain can easily be a reskinned Aquaman, and the kameos fit more into Injustice anyway. So, the groundwork is already there.
 
Reddit spoiler fellow FateUnknown is right, Mortal Kombat is over. He said this and was soundly drubbed by fans on copium.

Well, the trailer for the definitive edition (last cash grab) is out.


As boring as this game is to watch and play, I will miss Omni-Man's cake and thighs in that costume as well as the hottest Kenshi Takahashi they ever made.
This is why you should always wait about a year or two to really play a modern fighting game
Megan Fox
It's lukewarm to say this but i really wish the gaming industry would get out of this mentality of thinking it can be movies. It goes to the point where they handicap themselves hiring these people that want a lot of money to come in and lazily do lines for a character.
 
I'm so fucking sick of MK shoving guest characters in every experience now. I literally do not fucking care. There's so much lore and so much unexplored shit.. "YO, LET'S PUT FUCKING HOMELANDER AND OMNIMAN IN MORTAL KOMBAT". Two completely overpowered characters on their own that don't even make sense in context with the universe.

....I'm tired, boss.
 
How hard can that be? Mortal Kombat 1 is said to be Injustice 3 retooled at the last minute, which is why the first season DLCs include two evil Superman and Peacemaker. Rain can easily be a reskinned Aquaman, and the kameos fit more into Injustice anyway. So, the groundwork is already there.
I’ve not only heard all this before as well, but I remember also hearing claims that Shao was retooled from Steppenwolf (axe, eh) and kameos from “sidekicks”. It really feels like sometime in the future we’ll get the confession this retooling was true.
 
Maybe that's why they went from teasing MK 0 with The Great Kung Lao and a potentially decent story that's been begging to be told since MK3... to this Marvel multiverse garbage with a plot that seems like it was written on a napkin in 15 minutes and rushed out the door; they were forced to make a new MK rather than I3.

Not like I3 will be any better. It will never be better until they cleanse themselves from the trannies, hire proven-success DC (ex)writers, and let Ed Boon's gooner lust for scantily women return full blast.
 
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