Mortal Kombat Thread - GET OVER HERE!!!

Best Ninja?

  • Yellow Ninja

    Votes: 76 17.6%
  • Blue Ninja

    Votes: 58 13.4%
  • Green Ninja

    Votes: 22 5.1%
  • Purple Ninja

    Votes: 9 2.1%
  • Red Ninja

    Votes: 10 2.3%
  • Smoky Ninja

    Votes: 28 6.5%
  • Robot Ninja

    Votes: 13 3.0%
  • Boobie Ninja

    Votes: 98 22.6%
  • Ninja But Not A Ninja

    Votes: 16 3.7%
  • Kurtis Stryker

    Votes: 103 23.8%

  • Total voters
    433
I'm starting to get into ranked sets and I've been doing pretty well with Skarlet (Blood Drive), but she's the only character I can play. Any non-Scorpion recommends from the kiwis to learn next? Preferably someone that doesn't rely on amplifides for combos.
 
God they ruined Sheeva. Made her more human when she shouldn't be. Also they made her A cup and honestly those red alt outfits better not be what they consider a "Klassic Skin".
 
  • Agree
Reactions: Xenomorphs Are Cute
Look at how he points to his one clone and it points back, and then he just looks like he having a jolly good time.
Someone ought to make a GIF of that. Would make for some funny shitposts.

EDIT: Wait, I got that mixed up with that one bit during his dance where he points at them. That part is my favorite part of the dance.
 
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A few other Friendships
Sub-Zero and Kano
Sub-Zero has some issues. He seems a little too happy.

 
I'm just jumping in to say I'm disappointed the poll doesn't include the option "Cowboy Ninja". Truly the best ninjardo of them all.
Let me see those autistic ratings, boys.
 
  • Semper Fidelis
Reactions: Zelos Wilder
They seem to be adding the sexier costumes in DLC.

It's an interesting strategy. Cover everyone up for the release and then drip out the "normal" MK outfits and skins after journalists stop caring about the game.


We'll never get the MK9 costumes though. Because you can't have a woman displaying flesh whilst you're tearing her limbs off or smashing her face into the ground.
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Wedge
We'll never get the MK9 costumes though. Because you can't have a woman displaying flesh whilst you're tearing her limbs off or smashing her face into the ground.

They definitely made all the girls flatter, but I think it's interesting that Sindel was added with her usually bustiness as a dlc character.

We'll never have the MK9 Kitana or Jade style models back though.
 
I still remember this fondly, when I played MK4 with my brother and we saw Reiko's ending we flipped our shit.
 
  • Feels
Reactions: Wedge
It's never going to beat this MK4 ending though

MK4's endings were such shitposts, the Sub-Zero has such low effort voice acting for Sub-Zero and ends on an out of place arrright.
 
A few more Friendships.
Pretty sure Jax is supposed to be this.
 
I reinstalled MK11 because I'm thinking of getting the new DLC after not playing for a long time and now I get huge amounts of lag everywhere, even in the menu screen which I didn't have before. Was there some patch released in the last year that fucked everything up?
 
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Reactions: Dirty Jerz
I reinstalled MK11 because I'm thinking of getting the new DLC after not playing for a long time and now I get huge amounts of lag everywhere, even in the menu screen which I didn't have before. Was there some patch released in the last year that fucked everything up?

My game has been fine. No worse lag than normal.
 
  • Informative
Reactions: caonima
12 gig patch, plus 7 gig dlc plus you have to download the new skins.

Aftermath process takes a while.
 
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