Mosquito Hate Thread - i HATE these fucks

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Ronnie McNutt

Ronnie McNutt

Hey guys! I guess that's it.
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it's summer and that means that mosquitos are coming back again, these little niggers are making sure that i will feel itching and swelling on random parts of my body and today my hand has like 6 mosquito bites alone. when i am sleeping these little shits go "bzzzzz" and suck my blood away. if i had a button to genocide all mosquitos i would do it even if it means ecological damage.
 
Pro tip: taking a vitamin B1 pill will make mosquitos leave you alone. I'm not even joking. Look it up. I went from being eaten alive every summer, to now I get maybe a couple of bites a year.
 
You're overreacting all you need is one of those mosquito coil things and they'll leave you alone.
 
My favorite thing is when you see a mosquito on you and you slap it and it smears blood all over your skin and hand. Is that your blood? Is it someone else's? Which is more disgusting?
 
Aren't mosquitoes so useless that their absolute destruction wouldn't effect the wider ecosystem at all? At least that's what I've heard.

While we're screeching about degenerate blood sucking creatures, ticks can also fuck right off. Is there any reason we can't obliterate those along side mosquitoes?
 
One of the best things about living in the desert is not having to deal with the bastards.
 
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Only the female mosquitos suck blood. Imagine complaining about women sucking you off, you must be some kind of faggot
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According to my mom, mosquitos apparently love sucking blood out of young fertile woman in particular. Makes it easier to lay eggs supposedly.
 
Overcast said:
According to my mom, mosquitos apparently love sucking blood out of young fertile woman in particular. Makes it easier to lay eggs supposedly.
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Can we sell this idea to troons on reddit please
 
I hate those blood suckers with a passion, luckily my relative's house doesn't have much.
However, I'm leaving in a couple days back to the states where my house is next to a large pond.
 
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