Most Autistic Primate - inb4 Man

[Kacho]

You know that video of the monkey in a cage who grabs the bananas then slams them into his armpit and rips them apart and barely eats like 20-30% of each one? That guy. Whatever that guy is. Gran Autismo.

 

[オウム 2]

You forgot bonobos, they're not the most autistic, but they are the most gay.

 

[Rand /pol/]

Buddy, you haven't gotten anyone in weeks. You need a new game. Go after virgins, maybe?

But right-wingers are virgins.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

But right-wingers are virgins.

Nobody's fighting you there, buddy, but you've got to go more subtle. Like a conservative attempting their nightly date rape.

 

[Reverend]

"Those Who pozload my neghole"

Nobody's fighting you there, buddy, but you've got to go more subtle. Like a conservative attempting their nightly date rape.

We like to call that "Tuesday" round these parts.

 

[Pissmaster]

Conservatives

Wrong because conservatives didn't evolve from apes. God made them in His image. Check and mate.

 

[Niggernerd]

The population of Detroit.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Gorillas, all they do is sit around in a smelly cage, a lot of them are overweight, and can become very dangerous creatures if pissed off just enough.

 

[GavinBranson]

Joe Rogan.

 

[Vlinny-kun]

Humans unironically because we take the time and energy to care about shit like how certian colors paired together make us feel and what's going to happen in a decade when it's all fruitless anyway. Do you see gorillas give a shit about that? Nope.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Japanese, for getting lady boners over a gorilla.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6Adn51CEplo

One of their biggest pop stars was completely computer generated.

They're a very strange people.

 

[Takodachi]

@Rand /pol/ and his low quality baits are pretty autistic, plus he can hardly be described as human, so not a meme answer.

 

[Coke Pope]

Spoiler: fuck

Joe Rogan probably. EDIT: GavinBranson beated me at it

They're a very strange people.
people

That is excessively charitable, don't you think?

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Joe Rogan probably.

That is excessively charitable, don't you think?

Maybe for the Chinese.

 

[queerape]

Gorillas, obviously. They are the only non-human primate known to post on KiwiFarms.

 

[Revo]

Beavis's mother