Most ghetto name you’ve ever come across?

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

No idea what is with black American’s naming their kids the most retarded names, but here’s my list of the worst that I’ve ever come across:

E’scentially
De’Landra
Shitwana (yes this was real)
BonQuavius
Sha Nay Nay
Londynne
Detroit (pronounced the French way)
LaShaniqua
Barbeesha
Alejandrisha

Let’s here what you’ve all got!

 

[MrTroll]

Joshiqua Moone

 

[Justtocheck]

Dynastroit An'Ominuquavius

 

[Xolanite]

Someone unironically named their child Adidas Nike.

 

[The Foxtrot]

Similar to OP's "BonQuavius", I once knew of a nigglet that was called Don'Quavius.

Yes, exactly like that with the apostrophe and second capitalization.

 

[Judex Meus]

A classic.

No idea what is with black American’s naming their kids the most retarded names,

It's because they can't spell worth shit and half of them can't read, so they name their kids with names that are phonetically close to how they're spelled.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Mahdickus

 

[Testacles Maximus]

La-a (pronounced “Ladasha”)

 

[SofondaCox]

Similar to OP's "BonQuavius", I once knew of a nigglet that was called Don'Quavius.

Yes, exactly like that with the apostrophe and second capitalization.

I wanna know what a 'Quavius is cause I've seen many iterations on this.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

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[Jimmy Hopkins]

Laquisha and Tanifa

 

[The Foxtrot]

It's because they can't spell worth shit and half of them can't read, so they name their kids with names that are phonetically close to how they're spelled.

That, and they want to name their nigglets something that sounds "African".

 

[fineapple]

Brook Lynne, I guess including the space? It was on a list with normal first names, ie Sarah, Adam, Brook Lynne.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Maicol. Yes, it's Michael.

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

For me it's a dead heat between Nevaeh and Champagne.

They're both stripper names, but I'll be god damned if anyone who names their kid Champagne can even afford a paper cup of fucking Prosecco.

 

[Hololive]

I knew a Shaniqua and LaChandra. They both were exceptionally rude and obnoxious.

 

[Ogre Magi]

D'Anthony. Why not just call him Anthony? That kid would talk with a disgusting lisp and spit all over the place too.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Shasta Pepsi Brown

 

[Beak Thing]

That, and they want to name their nigglets something that sounds "African".

Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan - Cool name/hat.
Shitavious J. Cook - Retarded

 

[CheeseCrackers]

i was at dollar general and a mudshark and her bf were talking loud blocking the isles with their carts,i moved around them and her mullato daughter was rolling on the ground playing with some toys,i waited for her to move and mudshark seen her but ignored her making a mess ,i asked her nicely to move and the mudshark yelled at her and said "come on titanic, get out of the way "