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I wrote a ghetto name generator program once as a joke. The best result I got was "Banarius," followed closely by "Malarius."
Most ghetto name you’ve ever come across?
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A long time ago I worked in the office for a warehouse that was deep in the hood. Part of my job was checking in and out voice pick equipment for the stupid niggers who worked there. On the bright side crackheads and tweakers pick orders really, really fast. But they make the whole place smell like stale Kool XLs and coconut.
The most memorable nigger name that came out of this was this cracked out nappy little shit who just kept telling me on his first day that his name was Cheeseburger. And I'm like "No, that's not on my list, give me your name or I can't give you this headset." Which he refused to do, repeatedly.
Eventually after consulting the office I figured out his name is supposed to be on the list as Zo'ton, which sounds even more made up. So I ask if that's his name and get the "Yuh, yuh" mumble.
"But they call me Cheeseburger cuz I make bitches' bellies pop".
The only good thing about that place was working with a Nigerian guy who was by far the most racist person I've ever met. I used to think Asians vs Asians was the ultimate showdown but goddamn Nigerians vs niggers takes the cake.
The most memorable nigger name that came out of this was this cracked out nappy little shit who just kept telling me on his first day that his name was Cheeseburger. And I'm like "No, that's not on my list, give me your name or I can't give you this headset." Which he refused to do, repeatedly.
Eventually after consulting the office I figured out his name is supposed to be on the list as Zo'ton, which sounds even more made up. So I ask if that's his name and get the "Yuh, yuh" mumble.
"But they call me Cheeseburger cuz I make bitches' bellies pop".
The only good thing about that place was working with a Nigerian guy who was by far the most racist person I've ever met. I used to think Asians vs Asians was the ultimate showdown but goddamn Nigerians vs niggers takes the cake.
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In my experience actual Africans have names like Godbless or Heavenlove or similarly sappy stuff.