Sonichu most pointless character in sonichu

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In sonichu we get some pretty pointless characters that dont really advance the plot or add much of anything, like kel, zapina, reginald sneasel, I was wondering what everyone thought the most pointless character was.


I think its dark bind personally. he somehow manages to be a worse mashup of characters and somehow even more lazy and uninspired than sonichu. he is link, theres no way around it, his enemies and allies sound like the types of names that show up in knock off cartoons from foreign countries, and hes from medieval kingdom that has no point in being in the sonichu universe. it's mind boggling he is even in there, its not like chris is a raging zelda fan to begin with.
 
This is an easy one really, Flame the Sunbird. He was supposed to be a member of the Chaotic combo, but ever since that first comic involving the chaotic combo he is never seen again.
 
RagtimeRoastBeefy said:
In sonichu we get some pretty pointless characters that dont really advance the plot or add much of anything, like kel, zapina, reginald sneasel, I was wondering what everyone thought the most pointless character was.


I think its dark bind personally. he somehow manages to be a worse mashup of characters and somehow even more lazy and uninspired than sonichu. he is link, theres no way around it, his enemies and allies sound like the types of names that show up in knock off cartoons from foreign countries, and hes from medieval kingdom that has no point in being in the sonichu universe. it's mind boggling he is even in there, its not like chris is a raging zelda fan to begin with.
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Chris himself

The comic is about Sonichu; his Mary Sue

If Chris makes him more powerful than Sonichu, then what's the fucking point?
 
RagtimeRoastBeefy said:
In sonichu we get some pretty pointless characters that dont really advance the plot or add much of anything, like kel, zapina, reginald sneasel, I was wondering what everyone thought the most pointless character was.


I think its dark bind personally. he somehow manages to be a worse mashup of characters and somehow even more lazy and uninspired than sonichu. he is link, theres no way around it, his enemies and allies sound like the types of names that show up in knock off cartoons from foreign countries, and hes from medieval kingdom that has no point in being in the sonichu universe. it's mind boggling he is even in there, its not like chris is a raging zelda fan to begin with.
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First name I could think of was Reginald sneasel. He's just Chris, plain and simple as that. But we already have the Chris, so what's the point of having another one?
 
Sonichu's spawn. They contribute nothing to the story and basically act as narrative anchor.
 
Umm, does Sackboy count? He was only in there for a total of one panel and gave absolutely nothing interesting.
 
It has to be the Chloe and BlazeBob duo. Other than mourning over PandaHalo's supposed death, they appear nowhere else, and are never heard from again.
 
I think DJ Jamsta is the most pointless character. He exists only to DJ at the spring break event and speak in really bad 90's lingo to show how cool Chris thinks he is.
 
Here's a list of sonichu characters who aren't pointless and actually relevant to the story in a consistent way, in an ascending order:

  1. Chris Himself
  2. Sonichu
  3. Magichan
  4. MLW and her jerkops
  5. That one secretary lady
  6. Rosechu
  7. Wild Sonichu
  8. Blake maybe...?
POWER GAP
9999. Pretty much everyone else​
 
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Heather Iglesias, now that the kids are evolved.
 
All the main female characters. They exist only to fuck and stare and basically do nothing to legitimately progress the story.

Also every character based off one of Chris's sweethearts as they end up getting aborted outright once their respective IRL sagas end.
 
Lolisa. Exists solely to prove Jamsta isn't gay and as fap fuel for Chris. Even amongst the vapid herd that is the Rosechus she stands out as especially pointless.
 
The basement Rosechus could be completely taken out of the story and nothing would change.
 
Rize Kamishiro said:
All the main female characters. They exist only to fuck and stare and basically do nothing to legitimately progress the story.
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Excuse you, they did plenty. They did more for women's rights than the suffragettes when they stripped for great justice.
 
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