Sonichu most pointless character in sonichu

[Abethedemon]

Sonichu later on, post-anchuent prophecy

 

[Helisexual5]

BlazeBob Sonichu and Chloe Rosechu. Did they ever did anything besides to inform that Panda "died"?

 

[IBAfan69]

Mitch Sonichu and his friends.

 

[Abethedemon]

Darkbind Sonichu as well, even though his design is probably the coolest.

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

Lolisa. Exists solely to prove Jamsta isn't gay and as fap fuel for Chris. Even amongst the vapid herd that is the Rosechus she stands out as especially pointless.

Bwhahahahaha did lolisa even have dialogue?

 

[TheImportantFart]

Bwhahahahaha did lolisa even have dialogue?

Don't remember/care if she did.

 

[Pocoyo]

Megagi la Skunk

 

[Trombonista]

Bwhahahahaha did lolisa even have dialogue?

Yes. Said dialogue included calling herself Jamsta's "Girl Friday" and offering to supervise Zapina during Rosechu's organized striptease.

 

[SOINCHU]

Yawning Squirtle...however he is also the best character despite being completely pointless.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Most of the characters are pointless. Chris' creation process is to find a character he likes, then rip them off, then forget about them.

That being said, I'm going to throw Sandy out there. She was created as a direct replacement for Simonla and all she does in the story is avenge Mommy's death. Now Simonla's death has been retconned, there is no reason for Sandy to have been created.

 

[skaytec]

This comic is nothing but pointless characters. Chris likes to add the highest number of hellspawns because he thinks that it would make his story more interesting.
I'm going to say the fucking rosees and sonees, they are only a sicked representation of what chris thinks how are kids and they do nothing but being a fluff in the story when chris hasn't any "ideas".

 

[SneaselFox]

Most pointless character in Sonichu? All of them. Seriously, though? Either Magi-chan, or the "girlfriends" Chris hooked up with.

 

[mrmilkman]

All the main female characters. They exist only to fuck and stare and basically do nothing to legitimately progress the story.

Also every character based off one of Chris's sweethearts as they end up getting aborted outright once their respective IRL sagas end.

Mary Lee Walsh did stuff, but that's because Chris was probably too disgusted with her to give her a man.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Let's see, the obvious one would be Sonichu himself, seeing as he's mostly been MIZ despite the title being his name and all.

Other than him, we have:
- Chris himself (pointless, seeing as the Electric hedgehog is supposed to be the protagonist)
- Most of Chris's love interests (Seeing as they pretty much die when they aren't relevant anymore)
- Kel (Only appears in a couple pages at best, bares no other role beyond being Rosechu's former owner. Thankfully, @Trickie's making up for this)
- Dr. Robotnik (Served no purpose at all, was ineffective as a villain and even Chris knew this. Seeing as he lacks any other appearance beyond issues 1 and 9)
- Reldnahc (palette swap of Chris)
- Yawning Squrtle (Good for a meme, but why?)
- Pretty much every other fictional cameo, but especially Bugs Bunny and Ghost Buggy (Again, why?)
- The Chaotic Combo (Once again, Sonichu's supposed to be the main character, which means these guys make him even more pointless)
- Hell, I could just cop out and say literally damn well everyone is pointless with no real motivation or reason to exist. I can't even say they exist to move the plot forward because there's not much of one to speak of, if it's even there.

 

[Whatisgoingon]

BlazeBob Sonichu and Chloe Rosechu. Did they ever did anything besides to inform that Panda "died"?

Yeah, those two are probably the most pointless. They literally show up in the middle of a comic for a panel or two, and never appear again. Heck, they aren't ever even referenced by the comic ever again, not even in the same issue. The page that they appear on could be taken out of existence, and nobody would be able to tell the difference. Then again, I'm sure what I just said could apply to the majority of characters in Sonichu.

 

[Bluey]

The Skunk, who started off as a punk, then became a brainless drone for Bonic.

 

[benzodiazepine]

Trebor Capman, accomplice to Turdijerk, the manajerk of the Get-Tar Region. He appears for about three panels, never does anything important, and has a confusing name.

 

[Trilby]

My vote goes to Scotpalazzo.

 

[Mettaton EX]

Sadly, Blake has gradually turned into a pointless character. He started off being a fairly competent antagonist (ludicrous creation story notwithstanding), then he got placed into the corner and was effectively forgotten, give or take the occasional scene which borders on racism or sexism. It also sucks that he got paired up with Bubbles, who is just as useless in the grand scheme of things.

As for a character who was always pointless? I'd say Ivy. She somehow appears in four episodes and ends up doing nothing to advance the plot except to show a window into how much Chris genuinely thought he'd got the girl. Then, she was promptly offed and never mentioned again.

 

[KFC]

Angelica Rosechu. She was really just another pointless female Sonichu character. She only appeared when Chris felt he needed to shoehorn in some minor religious themes.