Most shameful game purchase

I bought Save Jesus for myself and all my friends. Not that it was really a shameful purchase but whatever.
 
Hadaka Shituji
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This is a classic, you philistine.

Littlewitch Romanesque however... was not. I returned that shit almost immediately when I realized it was a (censored, thank goodness) H game where you romanced little girls and cat women with the slightest veneer of Princess Maker esque gameplay on top.
 
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Woke up one morning to find that I had gotten drunk the night before and bought a bunch of steam games. One of them was a shitty arcade style game called Starcaster, for $4. I've regretted it ever since.
 
I pre-ordered Elemental: War of Magic. The game where races of very slightly different colored humans wander around a randomly generated world researching meaningless upgrades until killed by a random NPC spawn. The game so bad the studio just rebooted it entirely a year later.
 
For Honor Gold Edition.

i knew about the horrible connection issues and bought it any way IM SORRY ALLMIGHTY FATHER FORGIVE ME!!.
 
Fez, I bought it bundled with 4 other games. I would not have bought it if I had known that Phil Fish was a massive SJW sperg.
 
I bought, played, and enjoyed Huniepop. The basic connect three gameplay is actually pretty chill.

Won't play it because of anime but I have played a lot of 'erotic' arcade clones from Hong Kong. Playing as Saddam Hussein to uncover a washed out scan of a moon faced 80's asian lady with helmet hair have artistic merit far beyond what most modern developers can ever hope to achieve.
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Sword of the Stars 2 was on sale for $8.49. I will forever be haunted by what else I could have spent that money on.
 
Lightning Warrior Raidy. Yes, it’s a hentai game BUT it has really great dungeon puzzles and brain teasers. Honestly I bought it for Nostalgia since I remember having it when I was a kid, I ordered it from the back of a magazine back then, I played for the porn, but I kept playing for the dark souls hard puzzles.
 
Does the size of my Steam library count?
I've actually been removing games through the Steam support platform. It's quite liberating to now have a library of 40% less games but majorly ones I've actually shown interest in, and not just shitty bundles from 2014.

I've bought and refunded Raft like 3 times, but decided to stick with it this time. It's actually pretty good, but yet another "-with friends" game, in a time without friends.
 
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