Most virtious lolcow?

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Chris, because he saved his mother from certain death with his magic duck and selflessly went to prison for this. Though I still smile at the wicked twist of irony, that someone so fucked up and deranged as ILJ was the key to revealing what Chris was doing. If not for her and Fiona, Chris would be still fucking even more senile Barb every third night.

But seriously though, it's Ugojesse. The guy literally teaches his people how to keep children from drinking kerosene, you can't get more virtuous than that.
 
"Hi, my name's Terry A. Davis and I'm the smartest programmer in the world, told by God to make his digital temple."

You're damn right you are, King.
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What about Jenfer A Jay?

(I think that's how the name went.)

Yeah @jenffer a jay is pretty cool.

Also as others have mentioned Terry Davis, Fedsmoker (RIP Terry and Herk). @WogglebugLover is actually pretty harmless too (Cynthia gets grumpy sometimes but otherwise she isn’t hurting anyone, she just really, really loves a giant roach man and can be a refreshing change from kiddie diddlers, scammers and reeeeeeing dangerhairs.)
 
I want to say Jordan Peterson, but he’s not really a true lolcow per se (but he’s moving towards general right-wing grifting, which if he keeps at it, might spiral him deeper into lolcowdom).
Keeping (his retarded) politics out of it, we're talking about the kermit guy who thinks he has an unknown "autoimmune disorder" which exclusively eating steak cures(this isn’t really something you can tell over the internet, but pure carnivore diets make people smell very bad), talks about having your room in order before trying to affect the world yet does whatever his (effectively single mother) daughter does, got brain damage from doing a dangerous induced coma detox rather than having to actually face his benzo addiction? That Jordan Peterson isn't a lolcow?
 
What's scary is that I'm pretty sure future generations are going to unironically consider him to be a prophet and for perfectly valid reasons.
Terry was a murderer who assaulted his own family members. Don't see what's so admirable.
 
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