most weight i've ever lost in 2 days... wow (07/07/2020) - First not pre-recorded video you guise

[Fascist Ferret]

What's her mom holding? Is that a cigarette...?

 

[Punkinsplice]

3 days prior to surgery she has to get tested for corona. She is scared because that test looks painful to her. Yeah, the nose swab. She is scared because of her weight since there are possible complications. She claims that since there was anesthesia, the d&c counts as a surgery (maybe it does, I dunno). She is scared about the surgery, cancer spread, and aftermath of surgery, sleep apnea, infection, etc. She wants to have a nurse check her incision at home after she is out of the hospital, per her mom's suggestion. Good idea.

She has joined a support group for uterine cancer patients online. She could not stop bawling her eyes out. "Why does this have to happen to good people?". I wonder how many threads she derailed on that forum already.

She is scared about possible chemo or radiation. It ruins her happiness. She wants to wake up with no cancer anymore. I keep thinking of the vague "everything looks good" result from her ct scan.
Here are her weights:
July 1: 494.6.
July 2: 484 point something
July 3, 487.0

Amber wants to be 470 by surgery, which is about two weeks from this video (July 3). She claims that the weight she had gained prior to her amazeen loss was water from sitting in the car so much.

she wanted Ramen, mom reminded her that she was not eating that stuff. Made amber mad, but she only really wanted the broth y'all.

Mom made noise at some point and Amber said "mawwwmuh!" Like a cranky teen. The was a jump cut, so maybe we missed a tiff.
(Edit: I was just listening and not watching the video, so I didn't realize Mamameth had camera bombed our gorl.)

Trixie barks a bit towards the end of the video, so we know she is still at the house.

There was other stuff, but I just noted some of what I thought was important. Many people wondered if she was aware of all the risks, and it seems like she is. She feels like her oncologist feels confident about the surgery, and she admits that she has heard about people her size and smaller having the same surgery postponed due to their weight. So she is super special and her oncologist is super special or something like that.

She sperged about "pretty privilege" and cancel culture at the beginning, but it was senseless drivel. I think she was hinting that she gets treated worse than other Youtubers because she is fat and no one wants to have sex with her.

 

[dingobaby]

I know Amber doesn't have to share every detail about what is happening to her, but has she still even said when the surgery date is? In "about two weeks" was as specific as I heard. If it is that soon wouldn't they have most of the loose ends coordinated and planned out?

 

[escándalo]

Christ this time line is confusing I swear she is using old footage because one of the dogs is there.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

I know Amber doesn't have to share every detail about what is happening to her, but has she still even said when the surgery date is? In "about two weeks" was as specific as I heard. If it is that soon wouldn't they have most of the loose ends coordinated and planned out?

She still needs cardiac clearance. I dunno if that happened or not.

Basically just assume you're getting details from a habitual liar so it's impossible to figure out what the hell is going on.

 

[Pepper Jack]

I know Amber doesn't have to share every detail about what is happening to her, but has she still even said when the surgery date is? In "about two weeks" was as specific as I heard. If it is that soon wouldn't they have most of the loose ends coordinated and planned out?

Two weeks in the Amberverse can equate to months in the real world. 2 weeks = some time in 2020.

Me right now trying to figure out the timeline:

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

looks like the only cure for fat in that family really is meth

Hanging out in deathfats has got me thinking we need to legalize those old speed based diet pills again, so yeah pretty much.

 

[kiwirevolving]

They only used anesthesia for her DnC because she was probably a whiny bitch the whole time.

 

[ADHD]

And here I thought her mother wasn’t a fatty

Well she's been around Amber for almost a month, and everyone puts on weight once they enter Amber's orbit.

3 days prior to surgery she has to get tested for corona. She is scared because that test looks painful to her. Yeah, the nose swab.

She's not wrong about that.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Hanging out in deathfats has got me thinking we need to legalize those old speed based diet pills again, so yeah pretty much.

Ephedrine may have killed 40 people but it worked really well.

 

[Punkinsplice]

I was expecting her to have lost like 20 lbs by that title. I'm confused because in the "I gained weight" video she had gained 7 lbs, and now she has cut out pasta, rice and fried foods, so she lost it again three days later? I can see that happening if her body released some water weight from the sudden carb reduction, but she didn't mention sugar or sweets. Did she cut those too? If we were talking about anyone but Amber, I would say she could easily be 470 in two weeks, especially if she cut sugars. But it's Amber, and she lies.

Edit: Surgery is likely somewhere between the 20th and the 31st, going by her "about two weeks" claim in this video. She has the covid test 3 days before, so if she uploads a video talking about the nose swab adventure, we can guess her surgery date better.

 

[ADHD]

Ephedrine may have killed 40 people but it worked really well.

She managed to eat through Phentermine so it's doubtful ephedrine would be any more effective for her.

 

[kiwirevolving]

Keep in mind this stupid bitch never does proper weigh ins

She's been told to do those after she wakes up and takes a shit/piss and on an empty stomach, but ofc she's too retarded to understand that and she just does them randomly throughout the day and the weigh for someone her size can fluctuate a lot (like that one time where she gained 10 lbs overnight)

This time she probably weighed less because she only took a shit. Call me when she loses more than 20 lbs and not the usual 10 lbs lost/gained

Also, lol, still keeps up the "I get swollen and gain weight from sitting in the car for too long" shtick

 

[pr3nt177]

Jesus bloody wept, 4/5 weeks ago she told the world she had cancer and still she's talking about being the best she can be for surgery, too little too late bunny kins. 4/5 precious weeks and all you did was continue to stuff your face and have the bleeding cheek to blame your weight etc on sitting in the car.

487lbs “Let’s be real”.

 

[Queen of Moderation]

Just imagine struggleen to be in the 470s before a major surgery. She's fucked. I hope that if she makes it through this, she changes for the better. But who am I kideen?

They only used anesthesia for her DnC because she was probably a whiny bitch the whole time.

She was likely just sedated with something like Versed. Enough that you are basically unconscious, but not out enough that you need to be intubated. Common in "procedures" like D. &C s colposcopy, colonoscopy, endoscopy etc...

 

[kiwirevolving]

How the hell is she going to pay for all of this?

Her finances have always been a mistery.

I've been reading Amber's thread from back when it first started, and Amber was making ~$12k/year at the time from YT, yet she was showering Destiny with gifts and they'd both regularly go out to eat and buy a bunch of overpriced crap from Wolmort or TJ Maxx.

 

[Redentropy]

Didnt she say that her mother know a lot about keto and is always looking at the macros of things that she eats on the video before that?
Her mother is as huge as her, wow
Genetics sucks u guiise

 

[KittyGremlin]

so she took a poop?

 

[Big Tiddy Goth GF]

If she is so worried about the pain from a corona test, just wait until her womb gets yeeted out.

 

[ChubbyChaser]

Where was she going with the pretty privilege thing? I didn't get it. She still doesn't understand comparing herself with other youtubers, you can't compare apples and oranges, you have to compare apples with apples. I don't watch any other Youtuber with such a fucked up timeline. Everyone else appears to go in chronological order. I wouldn't be a bit surprised if suddenly future Hambeast started posting videos. The timeline is so screwed up.

Also at the beginning of the video you can hear Trixie's claws on the floor. Where are Eric and Ricky? I'm starting to think we need to organize a search party for them.