most weight i've ever lost in 2 days... wow (07/07/2020) - First not pre-recorded video you guise

I feel like she is trying to say that she gets an unproportionate amount of hate compared to other Youtubers. She didn't make her point clear, though. It was rambling nonsense. She was trying to back up her claim with the "pretty privilege" nonsense , but it was mostly word salad and no sources cited.
No, it's just that other YouTubers have more people that like them, yet still have a proportionately larger amount of haters compared to Hamberlynn.
The difference between someone like Hamberlynn and Jeffrey Starfish? I genuinely hate Jeffrey and know he's a terrible person who pays straight men to fuck him. With Hamber, I feel bad for her but enjoy poking fun.
 
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So, we're supposed to believe that she's wearing the same clothes, her hair is in exactly the same bun, she has exactly the same complexion because she's suddenly become hygiene-conscious?

Or, we could go with my theory - and I am - that as usual, she is a lying POS.
Her hair is a bit messier in the more recent one and at least to me the first video looked like a shirt while today's was a cardigan (same color) over a shirt.
But allow me to tinfoil a moment because I think it's funny. If filmed on the same day: She was feeling low on herself and filmed "I've gained weight," thought better of it and filmed the second so she could smug it up about how well she's following the doctor's orders. Then she fucked it all up by scheduling both to upload.
Still think she's lyeen though.
 
LOL, yeah I’m sure her mom suggested it for a variety of reasons. Someone’s gotta wipe that ass at least once a day.

Anyone have a guess on what MamaFatty weighs? I don’t know her height, but 280-300?
I estimate about 220. If you take her and Amber and compare their total fatness, Mom is roughly half the size of Amber. She carries all of her weight in her torso and chest. She has large breasts. Amber is the opposite, yet her arms are still fatter than her mom's, and then there are those laygs.
 
Her hair is a bit messier in the more recent one and at least to me the first video looked like a shirt while today's was a cardigan (same color) over a shirt.
But allow me to tinfoil a moment because I think it's funny. If filmed on the same day: She was feeling low on herself and filmed "I've gained weight," thought better of it and filmed the second so she could smug it up about how well she's following the doctor's orders. Then she fucked it all up by scheduling both to upload.
Still think she's lyeen though.

Possible. Maybe even probable. She's still a fat fucking liar, though, and I still do not believe her cancer story.
 
I estimate about 220. If you take her and Amber and compare their total fatness, Mom is roughly half the size of Amber. She carries all of her weight in her torso and chest. She has large breasts. Amber is the opposite, yet her arms are still fatter than her mom's, and then there are those laygs.

Only 220? I gotta disagree with you there. Look at how big her gut is. We can’t get a clear look of her legs because she’s wearing really baggy pants. Sure, they wont be anywhere near as huge as Al’s but I’m sure they’re not sticks. She also doesn’t look that tall. Does anyone know her height? I’d guess about ~250 elbees.
 
Her logic on cancel culture is so eye rolling and she's been saying it for years. "This person did something really bad, I've never done anything that bad, why do I get hate?!?"

Just because Shane Dawson wants to fuck small children, doesn't mean that you're still not a moron for lying about sexual assault, gaslighting your viewers, and whatever other assorted shit you deem to be below the line. Being a fat narc fuck that mukbangs on camera will still get you hate. A lot of cases of "cancel culture" cancelling whoever they want, aren't even that right now. Smash players are out here raping minors, Jeffree star is lying about sexual assault (not really up on all that drama, so correct me if I'm wrong), etc. This isn't the case of someone saying faggot 10 years ago and getting cooked for it now, c'mon Amber.

"Pretty privilege", sure, more traditionally attractive people will have an easier time with life when it comes to a multitude of circumstances, I hesitate to even call it privilege, it's just like life in general. We all have unique circumstances and predication based on the shit we can't change, but she can't sit there and act like people don't like her because she's no pretty or because she's fat, c'mon.

One of the most fascinating things about Amber to me and I think the above two things highlight it, is I don't think any of us can really suss out how stupid she is. Like, yeah, she believes in chemtrails and shit like that and thinks cutting out carbs is the key to losing weight, but does she really believe the stuff she says sometimes or does she know how to get a rise out of people? It's interesting that it's difficult to decipher how calculating she is (and I'm not talking Hannibal Lecter levels of calculating here, I want to know if a slug knows what it's doing.)

The Mom relationship is so puzzling too. We can see where Amber gets her fitness and eating habits from in this video, but how in the world do you go from ignoring your mom for 12 years, never writing to her in prison, making videos about how much you miss her and then she's magically staying for two weeks and all is forgiven? None if it makes sense or sounds healthy in any kind of way, it's really bizarre. To my knowledge and from what Aunt Tammy has told us, this family has dodged reconciliation with each other at every turn, so why does all of a sudden a hysterectomy surgery change that? It feels really off to me and I think we can also surmise from Amber's Mom's clothing that she is indeed staying in the home.

Finally, we know Becky's Mom is dying, but where are her and Ricky and Eric? Why aren't they stepping up and finally saying, alright, we aren't buying you this garbage ass food or doing anything else. If your best friend's life is on the line, I'd imagine you'd do everything in your power to save it, not enable them further. It's not like the difference between 480lbs and 500lbs will make the surgery any easier, let's be real. Amber celebrating this weight loss is so dumb when it makes no difference to the actual difficulty of her surgery and doesn't change her comorbidities at all.
 
A fair bit to unpack in this one. You can always tell when Momma is in earshot - Amber tries to sound like a rational, functioning adult... which makes some of what she says even funnier.

"Backlash for small things" - if Amber commits a sin, faux pas, etc. it's a small thing, just the tiniest blimp in the skies of her life. She has the morals of a nematode - apologies to our flatworm friends.

Cancel culture & pretty privilege... that was a good laugh. Few people are genuinely pretty & fewer of those keep their looks for life. A person better have something else going for them - like intelligence, a personality, genuine empathy for others, a sense of humour. And.. other women are often looking for any reason to turn on a prettier counterpart, so 'privilege' isn't the term I'd used. But at almost 30, if pretty is still that important to her - she is reinforcing how shallow she is.

I wouldn't wait 3 days before a major op to self-quarantine & with surgery looming 'in 2 weeks', why take chances. Who do I have to bribe to be in the room when that swab goes & introduces herself to the back of her sinus cavity? The whinging & grizzling will be epic.

Confirms my initial assessment that her surgery will take 3-4 hours although I was leaning more to 3. The removal of the tainted bits won't take long, it will be the painstaking process of making sure they've cauterized as many blood vessels as they can, tried to assure her innards are in a fairly normal position, then laboriously stitch her back up, layer by layer by layer...

Nurse coming in is a good idea but daily, instead of every 2 days.

"She wants to be a success story". In her mind, success is waking up, recovering easily, cancer all gone bye bye & she can go back to pigging out 24/7.

Her 'weight loss' - I'm guessing water weight, especially if she cut down on sodium by avoiding her typically salt laden, wretched excuses for meals. Gaining weight from welling from sitting in a car for long periods - that only happens if you're drinking a fair bit & remember? "She's never thirsty." So it's WEIGHT, Boo-Boo. Now it can happen that sitting that long without moving shifts a lot of water to your lower extremities & as her lymphatic & blood circulation are screwed... she'd see some water shift.

She says again she stopped breathing, (was it once or more?), during her D&C. If she'd been intubated & the duty gas passer was handling her sedation/breathing, that wouldn't have happened. Sedation through her IV & no intubation? Entirely possible.

As others have opined, I think if she gets a "no go" on her surgery, it will come down to anesthesiologist not comfortable with results of his detailed exam of her & lab work. The other most likely scenario - really shitty blood work.

Final thing - I promise. She was diagnosed over 2 months ago, yet her surgery remains "2 weeks away" - do they measure time differently in Kentucky?
 
And you can watch her eat through phentermine in the *truly* iconic Pizza Mukbang. Which, according to some (me) is the funniest shit she's ever filmed..

"I'm not even hungry guys, I literally don't want to eat," Amber reminds us once again, clad in her infamous "Sarcasm..." T-shirt. Brave soldier that she is, she picks up her third big slice of pepperoni pizza. She doesn't even like pepperoni pizza, but alas, she prevails. "I just know I have to force myself to eat, I've been awake for five hours and haven't eaten and that's just not healthy."

What a classic. :story:
 
I wonder whether her mentioning the possibility of RT and chemo is in response to what's been mentioned in this thread rather than anything her oncologist has actually said.

Maybe I'm being uncharitable and it came up at her support group.
 
I know Amber doesn't have to share every detail about what is happening to her, but has she still even said when the surgery date is? In "about two weeks" was as specific as I heard. If it is that soon wouldn't they have most of the loose ends coordinated and planned out?
To be fair, I wouldn’t say my surgery date either if I were her. You know those bitches in the Facebook groups or whatever would call and harass those poor nurses and hospital employees about Amber.

That poor support group. They have no idea what just rolled in.
 
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