@Mound Dweller cooking thread - Welcome to 5 star br*t*sh cuisine n’wah

[long waters]

Why is there RAID next to where you are prepairing food? That's not right. That shouldn't be there. Proves everything I've said against foids right that she throws the scissor at herself and then doen't wash it before using it on food. Yuck!

She's not using a cutting board and her knife is probably too dull.

Maybe she's practicing for when she comes down with Parkinson's..

I had missed that post somehow. That is horrifying to watch

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

What's planned for the Sunday dinner?

 

[Mound Dweller]

What's planned for the Sunday dinner?

Sunday is family day, which means it's whatever Mummy Dweller felt like grabbing on the way.. I'll find out when I get there, so your guess is as good as mine.

 

[Agarathium1066]

Sunday is family day, which means it's whatever Mummy Dweller felt like grabbing on the way.. I'll find out when I get there, so your guess is as good as mine.

Sounds like you might be getting chinese takeaway then.

 

[Shadowmän]

Some of the meals look ok and pretty standard for boy autistic meals others look like this:

 

[cyber insecurity]

everything is yellow or brown or red at best. not a green pixel in sight. terrifying

 

[souschef]

 

[Mound Dweller]

View attachment 8858397

What makes you think I'd eat anything with l**ks in it?

 

[souschef]

What makes you think I'd eat anything with l**ks in it?
View attachment 8858409

Leeks are GOOD for YOU

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

What makes you think I'd eat anything with l**ks in it?
View attachment 8858409

Ngl I'd devour that

 

[Mound Dweller]

Ngl I'd devour that

My food is for me and me alone you can look but you cannot touch

 

[souschef]

My food is for me and me alone you can look but you cannot touch

THANK GOD

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

My food is for me and me alone you can look but you cannot touch

Pretty please?

 

[Me•cha•ni•cal]

If you were to compete in the show Come Dine with Me, what would serve as your three course menu?

If it’s still a thing you should apply, you could win 1000 quid and buy more meat or whatever.

 

[Mound Dweller]

Pretty please?
View attachment 8858543

I don't even feed my animals before I feed myself (lest the pooping be out of sync), god knows I'm not feeding my fellow man.

If you were to compete in the show Come Dine with Me, what would serve as your three course menu?

If it’s still a thing you should apply, you could win 1000 quid and buy more meat or whatever.

I am not middul clarse enuff to appear on daytime TV, we don't do "courses" where I'm from, we do MEALS.
They can have a couple of grilled whole chickens with some pitta breads, if they want a starter there's breadsticks, want dessert? Have some yoghurt and honey, that usually works for visiting wanderers so it ought to do for them.

 

[Zeftax]

Do you eat some sort of vitamin pills? Drink fruit juice? Do you actually eat like this all the time? How have you not died of scurvy or something yet?

 

[souschef]

we don't do "courses" where I'm from, we do MEALS.

very debatable

 

[Mound Dweller]

Do you eat some sort of vitamin pills?

I supplement Vitamin D because I like having strong bones

Drink fruit juice?

A pint of (non-concentrate) orange juice every day when I wake up

How have you not died of scurvy or something yet?

Because only the weak die

 

[souschef]

How about a yummy broccoli

 

[Zeftax]

I supplement Vitamin D

Do you avoid the sunlight?